TEAM Vs. John and Vader's House of Sith Aids

TEAM is Superman, Superboy, Unicron, Primus, Dave Bowman: The Starchild, Loki (w/ scepter & Space Stone), Beta Ray Bill, The Collector (w/ The Reality Stone), Titan #1-2, Ms. Marvel, Sith Acolyte John Zacharski, Dr. Robotnik, Robot Sonic, and Autobot #1-4.

John and Vader's House of Sith Aids is The Fallen, Grimlock, Slag, Swoop, Sludge, Snarl, The Predicons, The Pretender Monsters, Darth Bane (w/ a Red Lantern Ring) in the Darth Vader Transformer, Darth Vader in his TIE Advanced, Anakin Skywalker in a TIE Interceptor, Ahsoka Tano in a TIE Interceptor, Pre-Suit Darth Vader in a TIE Interceptor, Darth Nihilus in a TIE Interceptor, 4-Lom in a TIE Interceptor, Chop Shop, Venom, Ransack, Barrage, and Sharkticon #1-2.


Unicron and Primus each position themselves on the two far ends of the Milky Way. The two brothers haven't spoken in many million years, but after being put on this team and both started together, they have decided that they would not battle each other, but instead let the lesser beings competing against them choose which side of the Solar System they would die on.

Lord Vader, the prize pilot of The Empire leads his entire squad as one uniform squadron. Ahsoka comes over the com, stating that she heard they have enormous robots on TEAM that crush and devour planets. Vader retorts: “The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of The Force”.

Vader continues: “Stay with me and we will destroy them ship to ship”.

Vader and his crew begin a massive strafing run on Primus, when some of TEAM's counter-measure forces emerge from the massive Planet-Transformer. The two Titan Cymeks in full space-battle mode blast Barrage and Ransack with massive lasgun blasts melting them into scrap, but the other two Deluxe Insecticons double back to seek revenge for their partners. The two large Insecticons land on the ancient robots with human brains and eat away the metal until the brains are exposed and killed, though Titan #2 was able to trigger a nuclear self-destruct counter-measure, which ended the two Insecticons as well.

The Starchild comes into the scene, seemingly out of nothingness. He appears directly in front of the Black V-Wing containing the original Dark Lord of the Sith and creator of the rule of two Darth Bane. Bane ejects from the ship and takes flight with his red lantern powers, while his V-Wing transforms into a massive robot version of Darth Vader. Ms. Marvel shows up to even the odds and help out Dave Bowman, but she isn't as useful as Ed hoped she would be when he thought he was picking Captain Marvel in the draft. She uses her over-sized fist to put a good sized dent in the side of Trans-Vader (Ya know, Vader when he self-identifies as a Decepticon (don't judge)). But Trans-Vader sends his massive lightsaber missile through Ms. Marvel to make short work of her. Bowman uses his cosmic abilities to negate The Force power of Lord Bane and revert both of them back to human vulnerability. They stand as equals, but Bane's Red Lantern ring kicks in as a last line of defense and coats the former astronaut with red energy. Darth Bane begins to regain his bearings, but in his weakened state is no match against a Hammer to the face from Beta Ray Bill.

The Dinobots have landed on the surface of Primus, who has decided to continue to lay dormant against a threat he views as insignificant at best. The five Dinobots led by Grimlock begin to focus on one small area of the massive Transformer. While they bite, stomp, and attack the apathetic Transformer God, Loki takes control of the feeble minds of the two Sharkticons and laughs mischievously while he forces them to eat each other. He then attempts to make The Pretender Monsters do the same, but before he can, The Predicons merge to form Prediking and destroy the Asgardian with their massive sword. The Pretender Monsters then merge to form Monstructor and the two gestalts team up to easily wipe out all four Autobots as well as The Collector, Dr. Robotnik and his henchman the Sonic Robot. The two gestalts, though absolutely enormous on earth are then brought in by a huge claw extractment on the side of Primus that pulls them inside and sends them to an incinerator within the depths of the metal monstrosity.

Beta Ray Bill clips the TIE Interceptor of Darth Nihilus, causing him to crash land on the surface of Primus. Lord Nihilus escapes the Imperial ship and finds himself face to face with the young Sith Acolyte John Zacharski. The two of them both ignite their crimson lightsabers but before they duel, John speaks: “Lord Nihilus, I have studied your art well. Let us drop our allegiance from these two teams. If we were two join forces, you as Master and me as your apprentice we could rule not just TEAM and The Sith Aids but the entire league”.

Nihilus contemplates, but says: “You are not worthy. I will prove my loyalty to The Sith Aids by making an example of you here and now”.

Nihilus then begins the process of his soul-sucking insta-kill which has never been evaded by any opponent, and moves towards Zacharski. Lord Nihilus moves with amazing speed and accomplishes his kill on Zacharski, but shockingly looks down to see that John was able to use The Force to actually see the attack before it happened and deliver his own lightsaber into the chest of Darth Nihilus. Forcing the man who could have been his master to die as well.

Superboy lands on the ship of 4-LOM and punches a hole into the cockpit. Superboy, then effortlessly grabs 4-LOM out and rips him in half. The Fallen flies in in Jet Form and begins to blast Superboy, but Superboy is able to take flight and avoid the shots. The jet then turns into robot form and grabs a hold of the young Superman clone. The Fallen applies several million pounds of pressure on the body of Superboy to crush the life out of him, but almost as if he was squeezing it out of him, Superboy uses the last of his power to slice The Fallen in two with a beam of heat vision to extinguish his spark.

Unicron, from the other side of the Solar System begins to realize that the threat of The Sith Aids was far more than he had thought and starts to make his way over to the other side of The Milky Way........

Superman, who had originally been stationed over with Unicron arrives on the scene well before Unicron does. He sees Vader, leading Anakin, Anakin/Vader, and Ahsoka in a standard two by two formation and flies in to break it up. The Skywalker offshoots all scatter, but Ahsoka and her ship are blasted to pieces by Superman. The Darth Vader Transformer comes back into play and grabs a hold of his massive missile like a lightsaber. He swings the house-sized saber at Supes, but the Kryptonian dodges the attack, doubles back around the Transformer and then blasts through the chest of the robot leaving a lifeless chunk of metal in his wake.

“ME GRIMLOCK STILL HUNGRY” The Dinobot leader exclaims to his friends, despite making a hole in the side of Primus the size of a semi-truck. The Dinobots continue their chaotic attack, when Primus finally decides that he has had enough. Primus is considering transforming into robot form for the first time in several million years, but he instead diverts thruster power into laser force field projection and melts Grimlock, Slag, Sludge, Swoop, and Snarl where they stand.

Although, Primus and his TEAMmates, have no idea that the Dinobots attack was not simply a chaotic last ditch effort against the massive Transformer Planet, but a well thought out military plan from Lord Vader himself. Primus thinks himself very invincible as Vader, Anakin, and Anakin/Vader set up their next attack run.

But just when you think one enormous transforming robot is too much to handle, a second one always seems to show up. Unicron, in full robot mode shows up and sends an enormous blast towards the three ships attacking his brother. The two shieldless TIE Interceptors are destroyed, but Vader in his TIE Advanced is able to take evasive action and avoid the attacks of Unicron. Vader flies around the side of Primus, disables his targeting computer and places a perfectly aimed proton torpedo into the hole in Primus, that he had instructed the Dinobots to create.

The blast cause a huge chain reaction inside the large sphere....

Primus explodes in a massive fireball.

The blast disables Vader's TIE, forcing him to eject and land on the back of Unicron, where he is met by Superman.

“An impressive light show you brought us today”. Superman says as he slowly approaches Vader.

Vader chooses to not retort, as he force pushes Superman back about ten feet. Superman is shocked, but bounces right back. Vader knows that this is a long shot, because after he kills Superman he will still have to deal with Unicron and any other stragglers; so he wastes no time moving in for the attack. Superman backtracks in flight and hits Vader with some heat vision, but Vader blocks it with his freshly ignited lightsaber. He then force leaps at the Kryptonian, but his control in space is nothing compared to Superman's flght abilities. Superman is able to move out of the way of his attack and deliver one solid punch to destroy the integrity of Vader's suit and end the fight.