S11 W7: Barkley's vs Sith Aids

Charles Barkley's Turrible Decisions are: Deadpool, Boba Fett, Kwisatz Haderach Duncan Idaho, Paul Atreides "Maud Dib", Erasmus, Cyborg, Khal Drogo,  T-X, Kilawog, Robo-Barkley (4 deaths), Krayt Dragons #3-5 (4 deaths each)

John and Vader's House of Sith Aids are: Darth Revan, Starkiller, The Anti-Monitor, Stormtroopers #11-50 (#11 in an AT-RT), Darth Sion, The Rancor, Savage Opress, Feral, Maxima, Veliciraptor #1-2.

I arrived late as usual to the outside of the arena stadium on Geonosis. Both the Barkley's and the Sith Aids were clawing at the doors outside, begging to be let in lest their fate lie in a wood chipper. They both explained to me that their teams were submitted late and both were shocked when I informed them that I was watching their match and they were playing each other. 

This news caused the two teams to almost instantly begin fighting each other. The sounds of 40 stormtroopers laying a barrage of gunfire down while the screams of the Rancor and Velociraptors as they began to devour combatants was both amazing and disturbing at the same time. The Sith Aids came out of the gate firing but the Barkley's were no push overs. Deadpool and Cyborg were taking on the Anti Monitor while Boba Fett and the two guys who look like Jason Momoa were slashing their way through Stormtroopers. 

I decided to put a stop to all this since I forgot my notebook and froze time. There were a good amount of dead bodies but I told each team to pick one living person to put up in a one on one fight for the whole thing. The winners would win and take their remaining team back to the locker room and I would run the losing team through the woodchipper.

Sith Aids nominated Darth Revan and Barkleys put up Muad'Dib.

Revan came in with a fast attack and a force push that sent Paul reeling backwards. Paul stayed down on one knee as Revan came toward him, lightsaber drawn. Paul was not injured however. As he used his prescient vision he saw all possible future outcomes from the battle and knew the exact second to roll to the side and take the head off the dark lord.