The Syracuse Valley Vs. Better Than All of You

The Syracuse Valley is Omega Red, Bossk, The Toxic Avenger, & Little Goomba #4.
Better Than All of You are Batman & Robin (Dick Grayson & Damian) & Gwar: Oderus Urungus, Flattus Maximus, Balsac the Jaws of Death, Beefcake the Mighty, Jizmack Da Gusha, Slymenstra Hymen, The Sexecutioner, & Sleazy P. Martini.
　
You might think the members of either of these teams would cause a scene if they walked into a bar but they all fit in just fine as they walk in the 2 opposite entrances of the Mos Eisely Cantina. These 2 teams both succeed in making this wretched hive just a little more scum-filled and villainous. The Valley and The Betters don’t waste any time moving toward the middle of the bar where they will do battle, even the likes of Dr. Evazan and Panda Baba step back out of the way to see who comes out on top. Little Goomba #4 walks in to The Sexecutioner, which of course kills him, but Sleazy P. Martini avenges his band mate by jumping on top of Little Goomba #4 to get his final 100 points. Omega Red and Bossk both square off against Batman and Robin. You may think that Omega Red and Bossk would not work as well together as the new dynamic duo, but after fighting alongside each other since day 1 of Season 1, Red and Bossk are quite the team. Batman and Robin have the speed advantage as they jump into action peppering the 2 Valley boys with batarangs and other advanced Wayne tech. Red and Bossk both get pretty banged up but they fight thru the pain. Bossk manages to block a dropkick from Robin and knock him to the ground. Once Robin is down Bossk is able to pull out his blaster and finish off the son of Bruce Wayne. The old Robin and new Batman delivers a mega kick to the head of Omega Red but the Russian just keeps coming. He grabs a hold of Batman with his tentacles and squeezes the life out of Dick Grayson. Meanwhile The Toxic Avenger has just put the business end of his mop into the mouth and straight out the back of the head of Jizmack Da Gusha. As the remaining members of Gwar regroup Omega Red, The Toxic Avenger, and Bossk form up as well. Bossk jumps into action first by shooting Flattus Maximus dead, but then goes down swinging as he dies by a lightsaber in the chest from Beefcake the Mighty. The Syracuse Valley’s very first pick prepares to make his final FFL stand. He takes out both of the Jedi lightsaber-wielding Gwar members Balsac the Jaws of Death & Beefcake the Mighty with his tentacles while he simultaneously kills Slymenstra Hymen and Sleazy P. Martini with his bare hands. Omega Red is about to finish off Gwar’s leader and most powerful member when Oderus Urungus throws his new red lightsaber into the head of Omega Red to kill him off for good. Oderus takes only a brief second to be proud of his gnarly lightsaber throw, but it is just enough time for The Toxic Avenger to knock him to the ground with his mop and then rip a bolted down chair off the ground so he can use it to bash in Oderus’ skull and take revenge for the 3 fallen Valley members that he barely got to know.
THE SYRACUSE VALLEY IS VICTORIOUS!