Week 1: Beckerman's Backyardigans Beeyaatches vs Alice's Wonder Team

Beckerman's Backyardigans Beeyaatches are Michael Myers, Skrull #6 and Brood Alien #9.

Alice's Wonder Team is Q.

Q stands alone in the middle of Club Hel as the only starting member of Alice’s Wonder Team. He is confident in his GM’s decision to only start him in this fight; he walks over to the bar and sits down. Due to his near omnipotence, Q can already tell that the patrons of this particular bar aren’t human at all, but rather complex computer programs that refused to be deleted. As he spins around to the bar in his stool, Q is attacked by Brood Alien #9 and is viciously maimed. Q then simply warps time to right before this attack and dodges out of the way and dematerializes the alien. He then goes to order a drink from the bartender. He sees that it is Guinan, an old enemy of his. “Oh come on, really?! You’re the bartender here?” exclaims Q. “Nope,” says Guinan, who turns back into her real form of Skrull #6. He then proceeds to shoot Q square in the chest with a blaster. But before Q dies, he yet again goes back in time to avoid such a fate and sits one seat over, so that the blaster shot misses. He then breaks a bottle and drives it into the Skrull’s neck, even though it wasn’t really necessary for him to do since he can just remove him from existence. Q then chuckles to himself at the humor of fighting against commons with the numbers 6 and 9. “Well this match isn’t going to be very hard,” Q says to himself. But just then he feels a looming presence standing behind him.



He looks up and sees Michael Myers standing in front of him. Michael wastes no time and plunges his knife deep into Q’s abdomen. Blood spurts out of Q’s mouth, but he still is able to alter time to his advantage and avoid this attack. Or so he thinks. As soon as he appears again in time, Michael Myers stalks him and viciously stabs him again and again. Q again warps time and space to try and get away from “The Shape,” but ever single time he does, Michael is right there ready to gut him. Q finally gets angry and tries to remove Michael from this plane of existence. But nothing happens. Q for the first time in his life is confused. He peers into Michael’s mind and finds… nothing. Nothing but pure evil that is. That is when he realizes that no matter what he does, there is no way to completely remove evil from existence. Of course, while Q is thinking all of this, Michael is carving open Q’s chest. Q finally decides that this fight could go on forever, so he decides to end this match and chooses not to travel in time.

BECKERMAN’S BACKYARDIGANS BEEYAATCHES ARE VICTORIOUS!!