The Tijuana Taco Benders Vs Brotherhood of Evil Midgets

Brotherhood of Evil Midgets are: Azazel, 9 death Luigi, Pythona (w/ Assajj Ventress' 2 Red Lightsabers), and Mokey

The Tijuana Taco Benders are: Superman Jr., Batman Jr., and Movie Wheeljack

The teams have been up loaded and are currently being downloaded to the Grid………..……Sorry my computer’s kinda slow ……………………………..Broadband my a**………………………………...

Okay final the teams are here. Wheeljack immediately transforms and speeds off . Superman Jr. hands Batman Jr. a small orange pill.

Batman Jr.: Is this what I think it is?

Superman Jr.: I don’t know, do you think its ecstasy? GIGGLE

Batman Jr.: We have a job to do, this is hardly the time to get high.

Superman Jr.: Don’t me such a little b***h. We have the rest of our lives to do that superhero s**t , Tonight its time to party.

Elsewhere Wheeljack has run over Mokey and is now doing burnout’s on her face, luckily the Henson stitch is holding strong and for now so is Mokey. Luigi senses his teammate is in danger and calls for Azazel’s help. Azazel hears luigi’s call and teleports to Mokey’s location.

Wheeljack transforms and rushes Azazel, but out of no where a large green tunnel rises from the floor and Wheeljack falls in. Puzzled but not willing to investigate Azazel grabs Mokey and teleports to Pythona’s location.

Azazel and Mokey find themselves crouched down with Pythona in the rafters of the End of the line club.Down on the main floor the Super Son‘s are dancing just a little to close to be “just friends“. They have also each stolen a pair of identity discs and are using them like glow sticks.

Pythona: I have eyes on targets.

Mokey: Why they havin a sale? HAHAHA

Azazel: HAHAHA Good One, High five!

Pyhtona: Shut up you imbeciles!

Pythona leaps to the floor, ignites her light sabers, and then throws one to Azazel.

Superman Jr.: Ooooh la la.

Batman Jr.: Yea, he must work out.

Superman Jr.: What!?!

Batman Jr.: WHAT!?!

Superman Jr. picks up a chair and whips it at Pythonas head. She manages to slice it in half but that’s just the opening Superman Jr. needs to disarm her, literally. He rips the light saber from her right hand and uses it to cut off her left arm at the elbow. Pythona falls to the floor immobilized now that she is no longer a complete program. Superman Jr. is just about to stomp on Pythonas head when he is distracted by a noise he hears behind him. Its Azazel playing catch with himself using batman Jr.’s severed head as a ball.

Superman Jr.: you shouldn’t have done that.

Azazel just smirks, and that sends Superman Jr. into a frenzy. He leaps about 40 feet to Azazels position, and before he even lands Azazel begins to rapidly teleport changing location each time and each time slicing into Kryptonian flesh. Superman Jr. can only cover up and hope Azazel gets tired, this gives him just enough time to calm down, collect his thoughts and remember that he is faster. Just like that Superman Jr. reaches out and snags Azazel by the throat.

Superman Jr.: GOT YA B***H!

All of Superman Jr’s wounds heal within seconds, and that’s when he starts to knee Azazel in the face at super human speed. I am not sure how many shots Azazel took but it was a lot. Superman Jr. throws Azazel to the floor and stomps on his head as he walks over to Pythona’s motionless body. Mokey jumps down and even though she is scared ,tries to protect her fallen teammate.

SUDDENLY THE MUSIC STOPS….

A large green tunnel rises from the ground and Luigi jumps out wearing the same cloak Jeff Bridges wore in the movie. Luigi says to Mokey “ lets split man” ,and then Mokey tries to pick up Pythona. Sadly, Superman Jr. Hits her with a blast of heat vision and she shatters in Mokeys arms. Luigi is to busy running towards the tunnel with his arms stretched out like Jesus to notice. Just as they get into the warp tunnel Luigi jumps into the air, spins, and spits 3 fire balls into Superman Jr.‘s face killing him instantly and causing massive amounts of fire damage to the end of the line club.

On the way back to the locker room….

Mokey: So what ever happened to that German prick that ran me over.

Luigi: I know some Goomba’s that run a chop shop, I sent him over there.