Brotherhood of Evil Midgets:
Batboy
Nick Nack
Treasure Troll #1
Better Than All of You:
Megadeth - Dave Mustaine, Marty Friedman, Dave Ellefson, & Nick Menza
Silk Bishop, reporting LIVE from Arkham Asylum where an unbelievable event has occoured. Megadeth is dead ladies and gentlemen, Megadeth is dead.
It all started as the veteran musical act was going through Arkham processing. Arkham security was helping to transport the band to the battlefield so as not to disrupt any of the inmates, when out of nowhere a gang that's been referred to as "The Ducey Dukes" were somehow released from their holding cells and overtook the gaurds and Megadeth. The assailants have been identified as Poop Man, Sir Cornelius Fart, Colonel Reginald Diarreha, Ferris de Feces, Craig McCrappy, Eric Excrement, Tommy Turdburgler, and Deuce Smellington. A doctor outside of processing claims to have seen Midgets member Nick Nack leaving the area just prior to the breakout, and we're now learning that security cameras can indeed place the diminuative henchmen in the area and comfirm that he was responsible for the carnage.
That's all we have for the moment. We're hoping to hear from someone from either the Betters or the Midgets on this. This has been Silk Bishop for the Ocho.
See Cotton, you self righteous prick, I told you I can do this s**t better than the f**k Pepper. Both those a**...what do you mean this is still on??? Oh F-
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The Brotherhood of Evil Midgets: Batboy, Nick Nack and Treasure Troll #1 survive
Better Than All of You: All Dead
THE BROTHERHOOD OF EVIL MIDGETS IS VICTORIOUS!!!!
Cotton McKnight here.
Folks, we'd like to apologize for Mr Bishop's behavior. Silk had given us his word that he'd be able to report with the standards you've come to expect from any of our talent here at the Ocho, but sadly this was not the case.
Mr Bishop is currently still at Arkham Asylum, where he is being evaluated by their staff. We at the Ocho look forward to Silk having a speedy recovery and hope to see him back real soon.
This has been Cotton McKnight for the Ocho! Thank you and good night.
Silk Bishop here, reporting live from Arkham. At least some people in this business still appreciate true talent! The good people at the asylum gave me my own studio, complete with a camera and state of the art sound dampening padding! And here comes the Arkham head of security, Mr. Aaron Cash himself! Mind squeezing in a quick interview?
Get that "microphone" out of my face before I f#ck you up again! Its time for your treatment Bishop, you crazy a$$hole.
Ha! Mr. Cash, always a kidder! I'm assuming that treatment means make-up for our next shoot! And that "crazy" thing is just our little in-joke! I love my new position and I owe it all to Cotton McKnight! Thank you, and GoodniiiiiiiAAAAARRRRGGGGHHHH!
Again, great stuff. Can Cotton and his staff win MVP this year?
Nice Job Krisatu!
I bet the battlefield stunk like shit by the end.
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