Grindhouse vs Red Army

The Red Army: Earth 2 Superman, Iorek Byrnison, Duke w/green lantern ring, The Captain (Immell #5) w/ Captain America's Shield, Heimdall, Vindicator, Elita One w/ matrix, Sucker Punch Crew: Babydoll, Sweet Pea, Rocket, Blondie, & Amber, Whizzy the Super Cat, Vampire Orion, and Suspiria Witch Coven Member #2.

Grindhouse: Siren, Xebel Soldiers #15-19, Blue Lantern Kyle Rayner w/ Ion's Green Lantern ring, White Lantern Abin Sur, Arkillo, Deadman, Donald Duck w/ red lantern ring, Mickey Mouse w/ legion flight ring, Pretender Monsters: Birdbrain, Bristleback, Scowl, Icepick, Slog and Wildfly, Gremlin #4 (Marv), Goro w/ yellow lantern ring, Magmar, Geoff Johns w/ healing factor gun, and Jar Jar Binks

The two teams are dropped into the combat area.

"Meesa havin' fun!" exclaims Jar Jar as he slides off of an iceberg into the cold arctic water. There he sees the sucker punch crew who have also slid into the water and are turning blue from hypothermia.

The Grindhouse are still bitter from last year's playoff loss and move quick to exact their revenge. The Universe Bowl should have theirs last year had the Red Army not stolen the match in the first round of last year's playoffs. They have spent much of the last offseason preparing for this rematch, in order to send their enemy and the rest of the league a message.

The pretender monsters, having already formed Monstructor, move towards Elita one. She fires her blaster at Monstructor but misses. Mostructor picks her up and snaps her body in half, then crushes suspiria witch coven member #2 with it. He throws the other have at The Captain who blocks it with his shield. Monstructor repeatedly swings at The Captain who continuously blocks his punches with his shield. Deadman comes at The Captain from the side knocking him over and causing him to drop his shield. Monstructor uses his moment of weakness to stomp on The Captain flattening him into the ice.

Continuing their assault Goro, Magmar, and Geoff Johns attack Iorek Byrnison. The polar bear king swipes his paw at Geoff Johns who falls to the ground bleeding. Goro holds down the bear while Magmar rips his armor off. Duke joins the fight and knocks Goro off of Iorek Byrnison, who seizes the opportunity and rips Goro's top two arms off. Iorek Byrnison shows how strong he is as he trades punches with the rock lord. Duke jumps in to help and falls dead from a head shot. Iorek Byrnison turns to see Geoff Johns fully healed, then the last thing he sees is a bullet travel straight into his eye.

Siren, meanwhile, attacks vindicator along with her Xebel Soldiers. Vindicator creates arctic ice daggers and throws them through the chest of Xebel Soldiers #15&16. The three remaining Xebel Soldiers hold down Vindicator while Siren forces a stream of water down her throat, drowning her.

Whizzy the Supercat chases after Mickey Mouse, who jumps off an iceberg onto Donald Duck. Whizzy lunges at them but misses and lands into the water. Since cats hate water he loses focus and starts crying and growling.  Arkillo pops out of the water behind him, dismembers, and then eats him.

The remaining Red Army members regroup on an iceberg to plan their attack. Blue Lantern Kyle Rayner, White Lantern Abin Sur, Arkillo, Goro, and Donald Duck use their rings to create a construct of a prison around the Red Army. Mickey Mouse, Donald Duck, and Jar Jar approach Earth 2 Superman.

"The time for supermen in this league is over." says Mickey Mouse. "Teams with supermen characters are a thing of the past. Disney characters will soon be hoisting the Universe Bowl Trophy. You have no place left. Surrender and we will allow the rest of your team to live."

Earth 2 Superman takes a moment to ponder their offer. "I have a counter offer for you." Earth 2 Superman then uses his heat vision to incinerate Mickey Mouse, Donald Duck, and Jar-Jar Binks. Next he melts the iceberg below him allowing his team to escape from the prison. Marv then jumps off the side of an iceberg into the water. Earth 2 Superman swoops in and catches him right before he hits the water. While all of the Grindhouse watches he crushes Marv in his fist. He dips his dirtied hand into the cool arctic water, pulls it out and polishes off his championship ring. He then flips off the Grindhouse as he flies away and orders his team to retreat.