The Empire are: Black Zero, Black Zero, Indigo Sinestro, Full Spectrum Kyle Rayner, Reverse Flash, Sy-Clone, In-Betweener, Lord Chaos, Master Order, Captain Britain, Meggan, Catarine Towani w/Pokeball, Jeremitt Towani w/ Laser Sword, Mace Towani w/Laser Gun, Cindel Towani w/Star Sword, andBuzz Lightyear
The battle rages on in the arctic as the Empire and Midgets clash. The Midgets took an early advantage when the Phoenix Force destroyed all the icebergs in the area, giving Reverse Flash, the Black Zeroes and the Towanis nothing to stand on. They died of shock as soon an they hit the frigid water, except for the DC Comics Black Zero who sinks to the bottom of the ocean due to still being turned to stone by Percy Jackson last week. However, the tactic has also killed Pslocke, Oppo Rancisis and Doozer #8 for the Midgets.
This was about the only bit of good luck for the Midgets, as Lord Chaos suddenly uses his mighty powers to reform the melted icecaps around the corpses of the Midgets. With a wave of his hand he the teleports the stoney form of Black Zero onto the berg. With a snap of his fingers, Black Zero is returned to normal. Incensed that he was made to look a fool again, he readies himself to unleash hell again. He and the Phoenix Force team up and begin laying waste to the various lanterns of the Midgets. Kyle Rayner channels will power and teams with Sinestro to eradicate black lantern Shaun Poteracki. Kyle sees Reverse Flash floating in the waters and scoops him up. He places him on the frozen turf, then channels white lantern energy and returns the homicidal speedster to life. Zoom smiles and rockets off. Zoom easily breaks the time barrier and begins killing Midgets in the past, causing them to vanish in the present.
BatMite sees his teammates disappearing, and flies over to Emperor Joker, who's just floating in air and playing with a Samsung stratosphere.
"Joker, do you see what's happening out there? We're getting annihilated out there!"
"Yeah, yeah. Kinda busy right now, I just got to a new level on Angry Birds:Star Wars" cackles Joker.
The Midgets numbers keep dwindling, but now BatMite really has cause to panic. The Empire is gathering their fallen and having them be revived by the white lantern energy Kyle Rayner is tapping into.
"This isn't right" screeches BatMite "We have a white lantern, why isn't he doing the same?". He scans the ice to see white lantern Hal Jordan laying dead on the ice. Over him stands white lantern Swamp Thing, who was brought in by Lord Chaos to further throw things into disarray.
"What? That's not FAIR!" yells BatMite who rushes in to even the odds by unleashing his own 5th dimesional powers. But before he can snap his fingers, his head is popped like a zit by Master Order.
"There must be balance" decrees Master Order "Too many rules broken and the battle and league shall descend into chaos. There shall be order!"
"That's my cue" says Emperor Joker, and he approaches Master Order.
"Hey, Master Odor! Got a bit of a question for ya sport. How is it you're not being punished for being late?" he asks.
"What do you mean, clown?" replies Master Order
"Well, skippy. Check this out. See, this is Krisatu's cellphone and he stores all his emails here. Check this out/ Right here. "Empire Roster" sent from your owner. Lookie at the timestamp friend-o. Wednesday. 9:40. This roster don't count pally."
"NO!" shouts Master Order "This cannot be!"
Lord Chaos floats over and confronts the Joker "Are you serious? You think we're unaware of the meddling YOU have done clown?"
"Meddling? Moi? Never" says Joker feigning innocence.
"Please. Neon Master Pogo? That ridiculous Trojan War match, which YOUR divisional rivals lost, causing you to now be in the hunt for the playoffs instead of still being a win behind everyone? Phoenix Force Namor not appearing in his match? That has your stink ALL over it. "
"Prove it, boy-o." sneers Joker. "You can't. And that has nothing to do with this match right here. Besides, if Watchers get petty and start issuing revenge losses then this whole leaguie descends into chaos and will wither and dies. Right, Master Order?"
"Damn you clown, you are correct." replies Master Order
"That's right. And since all those kills were illegal. Undo them. NOW"
defeated by his own rigidity to order Master Order snaps his fingers, and with that the entire starting roster of Midgets are returned to the icecaps in perfect fighting form.
"HAHAHAHAHA. Looks like Jesus ain't the only one who came back to life on Easter." the Joker gleefully exclaims. "Now, since you were late. The rules say we fight your week one roster, and according to my lil phone here we'll be killing...."
"No." says Master Order "That rule is not in effect."
"Yes it is! See! Right here! Deadline change! There were 9 votes yes! The majority ruled and that means..."
"It means naught when it comes to THIS match." replies Master Order. "You push too far, clown. We shall accept the loss but we shall NOT accrue deaths. You win, on a technicality."
"BULLSHIT!" screams the Joker as Bat-Mite flies in and stops him
"Think about this, Joker." syas Bat-Mite. "Look what they did to us without breaking a sweat. A win is a win. Take it and be happy"
"Fine" scowls Joker, then he begins to laugh "I still think we'da mopped the floor with ya, but who am I to spoil a good joke?"
With that, the two teams depart, when BatMite approaches Master Order
"You guys have an amazing team." he tell the Empire member "But you've beaten yourselves. This is the second week you've been beaten by a deadline. You guys are better than this."
"Agreed." replies Master Order and with that, he and his team depart alive, but defeated.
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3 comments:
THE BROTHERHOOD OF EVIL MIDGETS ARE VICTORIOUS!!!!!!
There were no deaths to any team this week, and Black Zero (DC version)is returned to normal.
We all know the Joker was playing Candy Crush.
Congrats on the newest Seeney, Dude!
Emperor Joker is my boy!!!! Hell yeah, I love that guy!!
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