Beckerman’s Backyardigans Beeyotches is: Scarlet Spider (Felicity Hardy)
Beckerman Presents: The Mickey Mouse Grindhouse is: Wizard Nick Houslander, Hamburglar, Treasure Troll #9, Jar Jar Binks.
Felicity Hardy is using her web to swing from the girders supporting the elevator level. Wizard Nick Houslander takes his best shots at the swinging spider but his weak knowledge of magic is probably why his ass ended up in Hufflepuff.
“Obscuro!” Nick yells as he targets Felicity. The spell deflects off the descending elevator and hits Jar Jar who now has a blindfold over his eyes. This causes him to trip and crush the Treasure Troll as he falls to the ground. Jar Jar takes the blindfold off just in time to see the elevator take his head off.
“Well that sucked.” Nick says with disappointment.
“Rabble rabble!” says the Hamburglar excitedly as he heads up the nearest ladder to try and challenge the Scarlet Spider.
“Stop!” Nick yells. He can see that the Hamburglar’s timing is slightly off. The Hamburglar does not heed his warning and is met with a fireball to the face, sending his charred remains falling at Nick’s feet.
Never one to pass up a free double chee, Nick pops a squat on the ground and begins to devour his teammate. The Scarlet Spider softly lowers herself behind Nick and snaps his neck.
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B3 is victorious as only the Scarlet Spider survives.
Grindhouse: all dead.
Ha. Awesome!! I kind of want to eat The Hamburgler too.
Im not sure if The Hamburgler is made of hamburgers, but if the cannibal train is rollin, im all aboard.
Haha. Wasn't his head a giant hamburger? Or was I thinking of a different McDonald's character?
I just looked it up. I was thinking of Mayor McCheese. My bad.
All good. Delicious mistake. Let the record show that Wizard Nick Houselander is a cannibal.
Hahaha. Must have just been the Danny McBride coming out of Artrip. It's natural that people would become cannibals.
I was thinking of Mayor McCheese as well.... But screw it, I'll eat The Hamburgler too, that jerky criminal deserves it!!
I was probably just hungry when I wrote it.
Sidenote, I have a brilliant idea that combines two triple cheeseburgers from McDonald's to make a hexle cheeseburger. Thoughts?
My thought is, just add awesome sauce!!
That match was AWESOME!!!
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