S8W9: B-3 vs. Midgets

Mortal Kombat 2

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Choose Your Characters!

B-3 selects: The Rock, Deathlok, Shang Tsung, and HHH w/Sledgehammer.

Midgets select: Treasure Troll #1, Tybalt, Arsenal, and Deadpool.

Stage Select: The Pit 2.

Round 1: FIGHT!

The Rock: "Do you smell what the Rock is cookin?"

Treasure Troll #1: Silently stares into the abyss of your soul.

This isn't even a contest. The Rock lays the smackdown on Treasure Troll #1's rudy-poo candy ass.

FINISH HIM!

The most electrifying move in sports entertainment, The People's Elbow, obliterates Treasure Troll #1.

The Rock wins

Flawless Victory

Fatality

Round 2: FIGHT!

The Rock: "The Rock says just bring it!"
 
Arsenal: "I'm a pro at waking up in weird places, but this?!?"

Arsenal is like the guy that picks Ryu in Street Fighter and throws fireball after fireball until you rage quit. Except the fireballs are arrows, which means trouble for the projectile-less Rock.

FINISH HIM!

A final arrow pierces the eye of The Rock, and Arsenal rips it out with The Rocks brain still attached to the arrow shaft.

Arsenal wins

Fatality

Round 3: FIGHT!

Arsenal: "I'm going to enjoy murdering this one-eyed freak!"

Deathlok: "..."

Arsenal goes back to the tried and true arrow barrage, but Deathlok is far more suited to deal with it than his teammate. He takes some damage in the process, but is able to get in range for the always deadly "Gotcha!" grab. Repeatedly.

FINISH HIM!

Deathlok rips the arms clean off of an incapacitated Arsenal, Jax-style.

Deathlok wins

Fatality

Round 4: FIGHT!

Deathlok: "..."

Tybalt: "Turn thee, and look upon thy death!"

Shakespeare's Tybalt is great at running his mouth, but not so great at fighting undead cyborgs.

FINISH HIM!

Deathlok claps his hands together on Tybalt's head and crushes it in an exposive manner. Deathlok sure loves his Jax homages!

Deathlok wins

Fatality

Round 5: FIGHT!

Deathlok: "..."

Deadpool: "Is this the new Marvel vs. Capcom game? I gotta tell ya, these graphics seem dated for a new game."

Deathlok is mercilessly beating Deadpool to a pulp, but his health meter hasn't budged, strangely. It takes time, but Deathlok's health is eventually whittled down to nothing.

FINISH HIM!

Deadpool gives Deathlok an uppercut that sends him careening off the bridge over The Pit 2. The cyborg spatters on the concrete below.

TOASTY!!!

Deadpool wins

Flawless Victory

Fatality

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Game Genie cheat detected

Invincibility Kode deactivated

Round 6: FIGHT!

Deadpool: "Nooooo! You trashed my Game Genie! You monster!!!"

Shang Tsung: "HAHAHAHAHA!!!"

Shang Tsung's triple fireball trick is effective as always, until Deadpool remembers that this guy is a sucker for barely in range leg sweeps. Shang Tsung is tripped repeatedly until he is stunned.

FINISH HIM!

Deadpool goes "totes meta" and uses his own health bar as a bat to knock Shang Tsung to the cold hard ground below, who flails aimlessly the entire way down.

Deadpool wins

Fatality

Final Round: FIGHT!

Deadpool: "If you think I'm cheap, you should try playing against Shao Khan on expert!'

HHH: "Time to play The Gaaaaaame!"

Deadpool's Shao Khan prophecy comes true as HHH uses his sledgehammer with brutal efficiency. Every move Deadpool tries is countered by the nigh unstoppable hammer. This is as cheap as it gets in fighting games. Seriously, f*ck Shao Khan... er, HHH.

FINISH HIM!

HHH put the sledgehammer on the ground and Petigrees Deadpool face first into the deadly, deadly hammer, with skull shattering results.

HHH wins

Fatality

Player 2: Insert koin to Kontinue

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Game Over

"HAHAHAHAHA!!!! YOU SUCK!!!" -Shao Khan's disembodied voice