Griswold’s Nut-busters are Sharkticon #7 and Storm Trooper #3.
The Mickey Mouse Grindhouse is Xebel Soldier #2-9, and Gremlin #3-6.
How’s it going everybody out in The Consolation Tisown!??! This is your “Watcher with the bulging Crotcher” The Nizzle Mizzle Pogo!! I’m back this week to hang with y’all cuz Ol’ Joshatu the Sterilized didn’t want to mix it up in this toilet; but honestly it ain’t that bad. I mean, just like when you’re fishin around in a normal sized toilet, as long as you stay away from the poop you’re as tight as a tiger Son. I mean the water is clean, right. And hey, this gives the non-playoff peeps a chance to rock a consolation water squad for once, and how much fun is that??
Anyways… I guess I’ll just tell you folks about the time that I… Oh, crap. Nevermind it looks like the match is gonna start…
So, both the teams get dropped into the bowl with a big old plop (HA) and… OH DAMN I’M OUTTA HERE!! Let me just use my Watcher powers to go fly my silly a** outta here cuz these dudes is going nuts. The Gremlins started multiplying like crazy while the Xebel Soldiers attacked with a vengeance fighting both the Sharkticon, the Storm Trooper who they killed in about 4 seconds, and even their own Gremlins cuz there are like a thousand of them now. The bowl is swirling and there is giant poop and pee everywhere, and then to make matters worse some giant just ran over, opened up the lid and started vomiting violently into the toilet. Looks like Homey had Chili…. And now, OH OH….. Oh… OH OH COME ON!! Homeboy is turning around and loading a massive dump into this thing. And now the Sharkticon just bit a whole in the side of the bowl and it’s all going everywhere. This is hands down the most horrific thing I have ever seen as a watcher. Trust me dawg, Murder and genocide ain’t got sh&*t on sh&*t
The Sharkticon is just going nuts biting everything and mowing through turd logs, calcium urine deposits, diarrhea floaters, Xebel Soldiers, and Gremlins alike. Not to mention that the giant’s giant dog is now in the bathroom licking up all the vomit and puke and consuming Gremlin and Xebel Soldier bodies. And what is worse, is the Xebel Soldiers and Gremlins keep dying and losing control of their bowels so then there is even more poop being added to the even bigger poop. I mean, I’m pretty much a dude who straight up loves poop; but this is really getting me down. And I don’t mean like “I’m down”, like I’m cool with dat. I mean like I need to see a therapist and stuff.
But anyway, it looks like all of The Xebel Soldiers and Gremlins are dead one way or the other and I think the giant family dog just took the Sharkticon on as his new favorite feces-covered chew toy. And I think the Giant’s giant wife is on the phone with their giant doctor, because he must have giant dysentery or at least giant food poisoning or something.
Yeah, well….. That happened.
Gaaaaaaaaa-ROSS.
Pogo OUT!!
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GRISWOLD'S NUT-BUSTERS ARE VICTORIOUS!!
Griz: Only Sharkticon #7 survives.
Grindhouse: All dead.
That Sharkticon has 9 deaths by the way. And I must admit that it played a part in the outcome of this match.
Those numbers after the end of the Grindhouse players names was the number of deaths they had, not their name number. The Xebel was also at 9 deaths.
Oh..... Sorry about that. My bad.
Hey Ryan, you should put together a special squad sheet that labels all of that stuff in a spreadsheet format.
Ehh, that'll never happen.
Seriously though. I am sorry, and the mistake is on me. Although the outcome would have been the same, because one Sharkticon would have taken out one Xebel for sure (just in my view, others may see it different). Sorry for the confusion, luckily it was just a silly consolation match.
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