The Empire vs Real Man's Rabble Rousers

Real Man’s Rabble Rousers:

Black Lantern Sunstorm (8 deaths), Snapdragon and Krunck (8 deaths), Runabout and Runamuck, Slugslinger and Caliburst(7 deaths), Fly Wheels, Trigger Happy and Blowpipe (7 deaths), Doublecross, Movie Dreads: Crankcase, Crowbar (7 deaths), & Hatchet (7 deaths), Movie Sideways (8 deaths), Gears(7deaths), Topspin (7 deaths) and Twin Twist (9 deaths), Quick Switch (7 deaths), Hardhead (7 deahts) and Duros(7 deaths), Junkeon 13 (7 deaths), and Junkeon 14 (7 deaths).

Empire:

Prometheus, Eros, Balder the Brave, Meggan, War Bird, Kid Gladiator, 
Archanne, Scarlett Spider, Hannibal King, The Pet Avengers (Throg, Red 
Wing, Hair Ball, Ms. Lion), Thunderbolts (Song Bird w/ 7 deaths and a 
Laser Sword, Radioactive Man w/ 9 deaths and a Laser Gun, Swordsman w/ 7 
deaths, Mister X w/ 8 deaths and a Blue Light Saber, Headsman w/ 7 
deaths and a Green Lantern Ring, Ghost), Technet (Body Bag, China Doll, 
Elmo, Ferro, Ferro 2, Joy Boy, Numbers, Ring Toss, Scatterbrain, Thug, 
Wax Works, Yarr, Hard Boiled), Reavers (Lady Death Strike, Donald 
Pierce, Pretty Boy, Bone Breaker, Skull Buster, Cole, Macon, Reece), 
Collossus, Set, Stingray, Night Hawk, Sabertooth, Earth 2 Batman, Earth 
2 Catwoman, The Orphan, Dick Grayson, Vixen, OMAC, Sand, Kyle Rayner, 
Movie Brawl, Brass Dragon #10 w/ 9 deaths, Copper Dragon #2 w/ 9 death, and a Tie Interceptor

The playoff planet is huge. So huge that the two teams have spent the last two weeks trying to find each other. No action and the match deadline is growing near. The watchers are growing angry. Just as they were contemplating another emergency consortium, the two teams were within view of each other.

The Rabble Rousers had no issue with the long trek around the planet as they consist completely of transformers that are well stocked on energon. The Empire, however, was a little winded after not only fighting two matches last week but mostly travelling around the planet by foot.

The Rabble Rousers waste no time clearing the sky as BL Sunstorm shoots down Brass Dragon #10 and Copper Dragon #2. Quick Switch follows him up by blasting Kid Gladiator and Meggan. Eros, Nighthawk, and a Tie interceptor piloted by Earth 2 Batman locked on to BL Sunstorm but the jet portion of Fly Wheels along with Topspin and Twin Twist incinerate them with laser blasts.

The Rabble Rousers then land and regroup. As the Empire quickly approaches, they see that despite their quick start to the match they are still vastly outnumbered. They resort to their new secret weapon, which is that they have newfound gestalt abilities. The Movie Dreads and Junkeons quickly transform into a gestalt and charge at Prometheus. The Titan defended himself well, until he was held from behind by a second gestalt. They dismembered the Titan and threw his limbs at the Empire, who were reeling in shock at the seemingly unstoppable rampage.

The Rabble Rousers were now brimming with confidence. They felt it was time to unveil the super secret weapon, the ultimate gestalt, THE REAL REAL MAN. All of the transformers combined into a massively giant robot. It was the slowest gestalt forming that has ever occurred, as there was a huge argument as to who got to be the “REAL MAN” portion. Eventually they agreed that Quick Switch might give the wrong impression, so Blowpipe got the part.

The massive robot towered over the other combatants. In a loud booming voice he spoke “I AM REAL MAN”. Many members of the Empire began firing their weapons, which did little but irritate the giant. He stepped forward and in one stomp crushed most of Technet.

Now the problem with gestalts is that they have to function cohesively as a team. The only thing that they could agree upon was that they were the coolest looking robot ever, so instead of fighting they just stood there like a giant statue.

China Doll, who was just inches from being crushed, gets up to see the giant above her. She puts her hand on the gestalt, shrinking him down from the largest gestalt to the smallest toy. The rabble rousers immediately disconnect and begin scurrying away like rats. Before they get far Sabertooth and Colossus stomp out all of the rabble rousers.