John and Vader's House of Sith Aids Vs. Brock Sampson's Fighting Murderflies

The Sith Aids are Aron the Rogue Watcher, Gandalf, Arathorn, Galadriel, Isildor, Gramling, Thengal, Eoman, Thedred, Arachorn, Blue Wizard #2, Dust, The Balrog of Moria, Smaug, Poseidon, Triton, Gaia, Eeth Koth, Zett Jukassa, Boba Fett, Ima GunDi, Riik #3, Darth Bane, Darth Maul, Vegeta, Trunks, Piccollo, King Cold, Frieza, Cooler, Nexu #4, Super Sayan #1-3, Jedi Lightsaber Scientist #5, King Laufey, Dementor #7, Cybertronian Guardian #10, Eugene “Butch” Aaron Griswold: Super Sayan, Eagle #1-7, Frost Giant #2-6, Parademon #6-10, Navy Sailor #57, Sharkticon #16-20, Opee Sea Killer #9-10, Compsagnothid #30-36, Snow Trooper #26-31, Gondor Soldier #1-6, Green Dragon #22, 24-25, and Griffin #1-6.

The Murderflies Amatsu Mikaboshi: The Chaos King, Ego, The Vampire Lestat, Dr. Doomsday, Tresspasser, Onibaba, Yomarishi, Knifehead, Mutavore, Leatherback, Othachi, Raiju, Scunner, Slattern, Jack Reacher, Brain Damaged Beowolf, Kevin Flynn, Sam Flynn, Tron, Quora, Alitair Ibn-La-Ahad, Ezio Auditore de Firenze, Black Lantern He-Man (w/ a red lantern ring), Jareth the Goblin King (w/ green lantern ring), Spike, Quinn, Jackson “Jax” Teller, Jury, Happy, Harry “Opie” Winston, Kozyck, Andre the Giant (w/ NES Zapper), Nitro and Adm. Starship w/ their Laser Cats, Adain McCallin, Josh Levison, Sally Malik, Asgardian Matt Oblak, Dementor Teresa Oblak, Brony Becks, Captain Caveman, Rancor #2, and Mars Attack Martian #1.

Hey, how y'all doin?? It's everybody's favorite watcher, The Neon Master Pogo here. It's kind of weird dudes, but I feel like I am not really fully in control of this match. And I don't think it is just the six pack of Angry Orchards and all that leftover Easter candy I consumed either. I think the real reason is this:........................................

Mike Geney, known to many as Goofjuice; also known on many worlds as one of the original five mighty Watchers of the FFL. Along with duties as a Watcher, Goofjuice also once solely controlled the mighty team known as Brock Sampson's Fighting Murderflies. Now, after going rogue and taking on the new mantle of Aron (the Rogue Watcher), Goofjuice has taken over control of The Sith Aids squad this day in order to exact his revenge on the team that ousted him. His plan, to not allow the match to be watched in its traditional sense but to instead thrust all the combatants into one massive battle where The Murderflies would be greatly disadvantaged was cut short when Amatsu-Mikaboshi, The Chaos King himself attacked his former master with his demonic abilities and sent him in to a twilight realm. Goofjuice/Aron the Rogue Watcher used his own incredible cosmic abilities to latch on to Mikaboshi and drag the former god squad member into the abyss with him, removing both of these characters from this plain of existence.

Although, despite the ill intentions of the mighty Goofjuice, his initial plan in a sense will be the only way this match will seemingly take place at all, as Ego the Living Planet swiftly approaches The Playoff Planet with the intention of consuming every last bit of energy that sustains it.

In the forest region of the planet:

Gandalf and Galadriel wander upon the fallen corpse of Arathorn, who is being sucked of his life's blood by the Vampire Lestat. The vampire drops his meal, and attacks with all the sexiness and edgy, emotional intensity of an Ann Rice novel character, mixed with the boyish good looks of Maverick from Top Gun. The vampire moves with amazing speed, but is still sent reeling back by a blast from Galadriel. This gives Gandalf enough time to use Glamdring to relieve the vampire of his head.

Jareth the Goblin King, then randomly begins doing battle with Cybertronian Guardian #10, who has mindlessly wandered into the forest. And by doing battle, I of course mean that Jareth is whymsically singing and dancing while the Cybertronian Guardian decides, like Josh usually does that there is no way he is going to get through watching The Goblin King without falling asleep. So he does seemingly fall asleep. At least he looks asleep, but for all intents and purposes of this match we'll just call him dead... Yeah, definitely dead.

Andre the Giant is very large, but he is also very slow. This makes it difficult for him to maneuver through the forest, especially when being chased by a M-1 Abrams tank that is being piloted by a snow trooper, with the help of a few soldiers of Gondor. The snow trooper is so happy to be out of that hot suit and in a decent climate for once, in fact he is just riding in the tank in his underwear. The Gondor soldiers are pretty clueless as to how to work this “demented bit of wizardry”; but they do think shooting the cannons is the funnest thing they've done since that crazy weekend they spent with those elf chicks in Lothlorien. I won't say anything else though, cuz you know what they say: “What happens in Lothlorien, stays in Lothlorien. But I digress..... Andre the Giant turns and holds his ground, wildly firing his zapper at the tank, while simultaneously drinking forty cans of Labatt Blue and eating seven steaks; but his shots prove useless as he is run over by what the snow trooper and his two Gondor buddies are now referring to as “the party tank”.

Deep in the forest, Asgardian Matt and Dementor Teresa argue over where they left their kid and how they ever met when one of them was from Asgard and the other the evil magic dimension; but it is cut short when they are blasted by the AT-ST being driven by Jedi Lightsaber Scientist #5 and Gondor Soldier #6.

Deep in the ocean region:

As the Kaiju of the Murderflies attempt to reach the surface of the Playoff Planet in order to reek havoc on their opponents, Poseidon and Triton from within the sea, with the help of Gaia from within the earth itself are working tirelessly to keep them underwater. Poseidon and Triton take control of every beast of the sea they can, not to mention the five Sharkticons and 2 Big Goober fish and send them in against the 10 mighty Kaiju. This battle rages on so intensely that we will have to return to it in a little while.....

In a happening part of the city:

A fairly large joint team mixer is taking place in a cute little watering hole with a great craft beer selection and a lengthy menu consisting of all of the trendiest craft cocktails. They have small plates on special, great cheese boards, and really cute, yet very sexually ambiguous young waiters and waitresses there to take everybody's high maintenance orders. Quite a few members of both teams have shown up, such as: Kevin and Sam Flynn, Tron, and Quorra are enjoying some crab cakes and choclate martinis along with Abitair Ibn-La-Ahad and Ezio Auditore de Firenze. Spike, Quinn, Jax, Jury, Happy, Oppie, and Kozyk all pull up on their motorcycles despite many frightened glares from sissy millennials wandering through the area; but they too come in for some Stella Artois and pulled pork sliders. Even Jareth the Goblin King showed up after his forest tryst. Josh Levison, along with his buddies Aidan and Sally are leading the forum as they get up to do some poetry they had written about the trials and tribulations of being a werewolf, vampire, and ghost all while trying to live normal lives as the team members that nobody pays attention to. It is met with great appreciation, even by the members of The Sith Aids who showed like: Isildor, Gramling, Thengal, Eoman, Theodred, Arachorn, and Dust. After the poetry, they all sit down together and discuss how they just think it just isn't right that they, as members of the team should get equal time when it comes to these matches. They talk about how it is a vicious cycle that they only get played in the really big weeks when the owners are trying to fill extra points, and then they get largely ignored by watchers who are all like: “I ain't researching this crap when I've got two dozen other characters to write”. They then all decide that the system is rigged and that they need to plan a revolution. And by plan a revolution they of course mean that they are going to vote for Bernie Sanders and still spend most of their time playing on their smart phones. But just then, when it all started to get really interesting, some parademons show up and eat everybody. The parademons then kill themselves after all the rich food and emotionally inherited stress triggers an acute gout flare up.

Tragedy abounds........

In the arctic region:

All hell breaks loose as both teams fight to keep warm in the fifteen degree temps and icy conditions. Dr. Doomsday tries to get all smart and strong and crap; but Blue Wizard #2 gets all magicky and kills him. Jack Reacher one by one punches all of the Griffins to death, while everybody ignores that he is supposed to be huge; but instead looks very similar to that midget vampire Lestat. Still there is no doubting his ridiculous toughness, even after he gets toasted by Smaug. Brain Damaged Beowolf may be dumb as a bag of hammers; but he still does have some wicked awesome cymek tech at his disposal. He rips apart Smaug with his lasguns, and then blows up Ima Gun Di, Riik #3, and the remaining snow troopers and Gondor Soldiers who were all driving in the AT-AT (I guess his blasters were strong enough for its armor (good thing, because I don't think cymeks are equipped with harpoons and tow cables)). It isn't until Boba Fett flies up with his jet pack and lands on the back of Beowolf that he gets into real trouble. Fett shoots his rope around the metal tentacle of Beowolf to hold on, and then blasts a small hole in the brain canister of the huge flying human-brained machine. Fett, then throws three thermal detonators in the hold and blasts back off to watch the cymek implode. Nitro and Admiral Starship use their laser cats to take out all five of the frost giants in a way that doesn't seem possible. I mean literally, that is impossible. I'm not even going to try to make up the scenario, you'll just have to take my word for it. Brony Becks tries to say something nice and befriend Green Dragon #22, right before it sprayed him and the Mars Attack Martian with poison, but he was then avenged by Capt. Caveman and the Rancor who took out #22, along with the other two green dragons. Capt. Caveman then killed all of the compys with his club, before being stomped on by King Laufey, who shortly afterwards was sliced in half by Black Lantern He-Man, right after the zombified-dead-lantern ate the soul of Dementor #7. The rancor enjoyed eating King Cold, Frieza, and Cooler; but was then killed by Aaron Griswold, the only sayan who still has his tail. Butch the Super Sayan turned into a giant monkey thing and beat the rancor to death; and then did the same to Nexu #4. Although Butch was then mowed down by the laser cats of Nitro and Adm. Starship. The laser cat guys then team up with Black Lantern He-Man to make a final stand against Blue Wizard #2, Eeth Koth, Zett Jukassa, Boba Fett, Darth Bane, and Darth Maul. Vegeta, Trunks, Piccollo, and the Super Sayans choose to fly over to the sea battle to lend a hand to Poseidon and company against the Kaiju. Zett blocks the cat laser blasts from Nitro and Starship, while Eeth Koth and Boba Fett finish them off. Black Lantern He-Man makes fairly short work of Blue Wizard #2, but when the two Sith combine their powers and attack from both sides, BL He-Man has much more difficulty. Although, it isn't until Koth, Jukassa, and Fett rush in to lend a hand that He-Man is officially defeated. The light and dark side of the force combined, plus the lightsaber prowess of Maul and Bane are enough to defeat He-Man and destroy the black lantern ring on his finger. Eeth Koth looks to his remaining allies and says: “Come quick!!! We must help the others against the Kaiju”!! They all go to follow, accept for Darth Bane, who quietly pulls aside his new apprentice Darth Maul and whispers: “Lord Maul, my friend. I feel a great disturbance in the force. We must leave this planet immediately”. “Yes, my Master” answers Maul.

On the surface and within the ocean:

As Poseidon and Triton lead the attack against The Kaiju, the battle between what is left of the teams rages on. Poseidon and Gaia decide that only if they sacrifice themselves and become one with this new planet can they contain the Kaiju for all eternity. But right at this moment, it becomes clear that they possess an enemy of even more power. Ego: The Living Planet has finally begun the process of devouring the Playoff Planet, and it is clear that Poseidon even in his godly wisdom does not have the power to save his new home. Ego violently begins to swallow the entire planet, when Poseidon decides that vengeance is his only available option. Poseidon harnesses the power of the mighty beings on both squads as said power is being released by Ego and causes a massive earthquake (yes, Poseidon is the god of earthquakes too. Look it up). The earthquake sends shockwaves throughout the entire planet and into Ego causing both planets to explode and wipe away every bit of life on both of them in a matter of seconds.


Deep in space:

Inside the barely space-worthy and broken hull of what was once Beowolf's cymek body, Darth Maul speaks: “Master Bane, you are truly wise. The Force is certainly with us that we were able to refurbish this ship in just enough time to escape”. “Yes, Lord Maul, the force is strong with us both”. “Should we be concerned with the bounty hunter hanging off the bottom of the ship”. Bane replies: “The one called Boba Fett means us no harm. The Sith live, and that is all that matters”.....