I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me?”
“Loser,”
Beck
I look upon the teams which will do battle in this Season 9, Week 5
Match located on the Playoff Planet.
They are as follows:
Team Sleeping Pussy: Bizarro Superman,
Psycho Pirate, Swamp Thing, Gay Alan Scott, Ultron, Korvac, Professor X, Dr.
Manhattan, Johnny Bates, Miracle Dog, Dave Bowman: The Starchild, Dolphin,
Aquagirl, Namor, Aspen, Jonah Hex, Western Ghost Rider, Captain Metropolis,
Hooded Justice, Dollar Bill, The Mothman, The Silhouette, Miracle Dog,
Bullseye, Electra, Stick, The Vanisher, Zombie Bryan Beckerman, Peacemaker, Nightshade,
Dark Beast, Andrew Bennett, Xenomorphs #9-25, 35-47 and Skrulls #37-44.
Layanderlettson’s
Super Orange Kitties: Supergirl, Powergirl, Starfire, Red X, Red X (Dick
Grayson), Batgirl (Stephanie Brown), Robin (Stephanie Brown), Catgirl, Batgirl
(Betty Kane), Harlequin, Wonder Girl, Terra, Kid Flash, Speedy, Mas y Menos, Zoom,
Vandal Savage, Damien Darhk, Robin (Tim Drake), Robin (Damien Wayne), Red Hulk,
Warpath, Vision, Thor, Abomination, Venom, Nightcrawler, Lego Hulk, Feral (Star
Wars), Warmaster Tsavong Lah, Talia, Mala, R2-KT, Godzilla, Aerial Clone
Trooper Captain, Aerial Clone Trooper #1-6, Old Daka, Ewok #52-57, Arianna
Dumbledore, Abenforth Dumbledore, Nexu #3, Fremen #64-69, Uruk Hai #1-2, 6-8, Sharkticon
#27-30, Decepticon #6, Dark Side Adept #14, Astro-Droid #13, Jedi Master #50A, Super
Battle Droid #1-2, Twisted Mentat #2, Ginaz Swordmaster #13, Bene Gesserit
Reverend Mother #2, Avian #3, Little Goomba #64, Ice Bros. #9, Black Dragon #12,
Purple Dragon #23, Bronze Dragon #7, Silver Dragon #16, Griffin #23, Pony #3, Vampire
Cat #1 and Treasure Troll #17.
Let
the battle begin. . .
Team SP’s locker room is vibrant
with activity. Gay Alan Scott is looking
in the mirror and feeling good with how well he looks and feels, especially with
the musculature of Bullseye’s glistening body (walking from the shower) next to
him. Dr. Manhattan stands on the bench
in the middle of the room and Scott’s eyes move toward the blue member of the
team. The team stands in awe of Dr.
Manhattan’s and are aroused into a frenzied mess of mayhem waiting to storm the
Playoff Planet’s field.
Meanwhile, the Kittie’s locker
room is filled with estrogenic electricity as the female warriors are ready to
lead the charge onto the battlefield.
WEEEEOOOOH! WEEEEOOOH! WEEEOOOH!
A claxon call is heard and both teams slowly wade from their locker rooms. They are unfamiliar with the sound. They have never faced one before at this
stage of the match. A muffled whimper is
heard. R2-KT beeps and whistles. Godzilla roars. Savage and Zoom point to the sky. On the other end of the Planet, Ultron and
Korvac look to one another. Soon, a
realization reaches each member of their respective squad.
THIS MATCH IS NO LONGER CONTROLLED BY BRYATU, BUT BY THE
CONSORTIUM!!!!! THE SNIVELING WAS BEING
EMITTED FROM BRYATU’S TREMBLING LIPS!!!
HE HAS LOST CONTROL OF HIS BOWELS AND IS UNABLE TO WATCH!!!
Professor X: All hail, the
Consortium!
Damien Dahrk: All hail, the Consortium!
Soon both sides’ members enter the chanting. The members of the Consortium smile at one
another. They shall control the
destinies of the teams fighting this match during a Playoff Planet round. None believe it has happened before; most
believe it will happen again.
Dave Bowman: Let us commence. . . .
The combatants are transported to their realms of battle. In the end there are only three members of
the winning team standing.
THE CONSORTIUM HAS RULED: 4-2
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3 comments:
Layanderlettson’s Super Orange Kitties: All dead.
Team Sleeping Pussy: Ultron, Dr. Manhattan, Dave Bowman: The Starchild survive.
TEAM SLEEPING PUSSY IS VICTORIOUS!!!
Dont feel too bad Kitties. Most of us agreed that this one was super close. Fight on!
I WIN!
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