Week 2 2023: Doctor's Madhouse Vs. Sigmaz

 Doctor's Madhouse: Saruman the White, Nazgul 2 w/ Mordor Horse, Elrond w/Elven Ring, Gimli w/Dwarf Ring 1, Frodo w/Dwarf Ring 2, Elf 1-10, Swamp Thing, Kyrptonian 1-3, Predator 1-13

 Sigmaz: Malcom X w/Vibranium Suit and a Green Lightsaber, 10 Wakandan Soldiers, Aragorn, Nazgul w/Fell Beast, Eowyn w/Mordor Horse, Azula, Tai Lee, Mai, Eren Yaeger, Ted Kaczynski (The Unabomber) w/Ironman Suit, Snake Eyes, Wolf, A goblin w/AR15

Alright you pasty white boys let this match commence!

The smell of toes are in the air and Malcom X will sacrifice his life to find these toes.  They must be the finest toes in the land one might think. 

Malcom X takes a big ole whiff, "the toes.  They must be here in these woods"\

Aragorn chimes in "I don't think going here is such a good idea", as he knows what is to come of this forest. 

"We will be just fine" said Malcom X with a sort of nervous laughter.

Malcom X continues to pursue the sent of toes coming from this forest.  The 10 Wakandan soldiers are sent out as scouts to make sure it is safe.  As they enter the forest nothing is to be seen as it is about to be dawn.  A slight fog fills the air and the sun is beginning to peak through.  

"Dawn is here, let's advance now" said a Wakandan soldier.

Clicks began to sound off in the distance.

"What the hell was that said one of the Wakandan soldiers"

Out of no where the Wakandans are attacked by a group of Predators.  The Wakandans begin to fight back but they don't stand a chance against the pack of Predators.  As the fight continues screams are heard by the others who have not yet entered the forest.  Malcom X screams "Yaeger! Do what these useless tech nerds can't accomplish.

Eren Yaeger instanly springs into the action.  Flying from tree to tree like a monkey with his ODM gear.  Snake Eyes and Wolf followed him into the forest but fell far behind because of the ODM gear.  Eren quickly reaches the Wakandan Soldiers under attack by the predators.  He quickly kills a few but gets over run as there is only one Wakandan Solider remaining. 

"I need you to run or you are going to die" says Yaeger in a sinister tone

"These things will just catch me instantly.  You only killed 3 of these bastards" said the lone Wakandan soldier.

"Suit yourself" Yaeger says as he cuts across the palm of his hand with a hook blade.

Lightning strikes and scream that could be heard a mile away goes off.

A beast appears before all the Predators.

It begins to attack all of the Predators.  They sprung into action but their normal attacks had little to no effect on the beast.  The beast eliminates all of the predators that stood before it with ease.  

At the entrance of the forest Malcom X exclaims "That our queue.  Lets ride"

The rest of the Sigmaz enter the forest only to find the dead bodies of Snake Eyes and Wolf with Gimli and Saruman standing near them.  

They all stopped in their tracks as everyone knows the power of Saruman.  Saruman quickly kills Azula, Tai Lee, and Mai.

"You avatar ain't shit compared to us Wizards.  We are far cooler" laughs Saruman.

Aragorn leaps into help attacking Gimli.  Once fought on the same side but that is in the past now.  They both start to fight to the death while the others began to attack.  Aragorn is able to over power Gimli.

"It's truly nice to see you old friend, but I'm afraid this must be our last time with each other." says Aragorn with tears in his eyes.

"Why Aragorn, we don't have to do this" yells Gimli

Aragorn while choking on his word says "It's Malcom X.  He's to much of a bro.  If I have to slay an old friend to stay with him I don't have a choice in the matter.

Aragorn proceeds to decapitate Gimli with a tear of shame in his eyes.  He instantly regrets his  decision he made.  "I can't keep doing this" says Aragorn as he walks into the battlefield without his sword.  He is quickly met with a stray right by Elrond who just joined the fight with the rest of his troops. 

Doctor's Madhouse has now arrived on the scene with a full force of troops, but there are large footsteps in the distance.

"It's a monster! RUNNNNN!" screams Eowyn.

"That's no monster.  That's Eren! We are saved!" yells Malcom X

The fight continues on as Yaeger quickly begins to wipe out the weaklings of the Madhouse team.  Al that stands for Madhouse is Saruman, Elrond, and Frodo...... or so we thought

The Swamp Thing appears out of no where.  Nazgul screeches are in there air as the two Nazgul are fighting while the two beasts battle it out.  Swamp Thing and Yaeger are trading blows.  Eren is slowly regenerating as steam starts to emit from his body.  Madhouse has yet to figure out how to kill Eren.  Until Elrond notices something.  As a great leader he begins to notice something.  The titan has been protecting his neck all fight.  

As Elrond begins to get the attention of Saruman.  He is shot in the chest by a Goblin with an AR15 standing next to the Unabomber.  

Saruman quickly kills the Goblin and Unabomber and runs to the aid Elrond.  Although there was no saving Elrond he was able to pass on the information about the Titans neck to Saruman.  

Eren just got done bashing swamp things face in and is attacked by Saruman who knew to go for his neck.  Eren realizes he underestimated the old wizard, but it was too late.  He was able to open the back of his neck to see a lifeless teenager inside of the Titan.  

Saruman went to return to where Madhouse came from but out of no where "Hey aren't you forgetting something" says Malcom X as he has Frodo in front of him with a Lightsaber to his neck.  

"Hold on, give me back master Frodo" says Saruman.

but those were the last words Malcom X would ever hear. 

Frodo decided to fight dirty like Jon Jones and was able to seperate from Malcom X and give him an oblique kick.  Malcom quickly dropped the light saber as every ligament in his leg just tore.  Frodo picks up the light saber and slashes Malcom X while screaming "YOU CAN NEVER HAVE THESE TOES BRUH"