FFL 2023 Week 2: Dolla 49 McRib vs. Trash Pandas

Dolla 49 McRib: Darth Malak, Spectre, 4 balrogs, Dead Man of Dunharrow #1-10, Lucario, Alexander the Great w/ AR-10/SR-25, SR-25, 10 Navy Seals, 10 Mandalorians, Steppenwolf, Captain Steve Hiller in an F-18, 2 Brachiosaurus.

Trash Pandas: Gandalf the White, Nazgul w/ Fell Beast, Amon, Naruto, Zaheer, Ghazan, P’Li, Ming-Hua, Asguardian #1-2. 

We start this match with the Trash Pandas, led by Gandalf, are journeying through the Mirkwood Forest. The Nazgul is on his Fell Beast up above the Forest scouting ahead looking for any danger. While the rest of the team is following behind Gandalf. All of a sudden, a loud scream comes from the Ringwraith in the skies as he sees what appears to be some sort of aircraft in the distance. The Trash Pandas all get into defensive positions and then are ambushed by the McRibs. The Trash Pandas take cover behind trees and rocks of the forest as Alexander the Great, Navy Seals, and the Mandalorians rain fire on them.

After a few minutes of firing from the McRibs, Amon and the other benders get bored and decide to retaliate. Amon uses his Blood Bending abilities to control the Navy Seals and have them shoot each other, killing them all. Ghazan uses his earth and lava bending abilities to turn some of the earth of Mirkwood Forest into lava and launches it at the Mando’skilling 5 of them. P’Li uses her Cumbustionbending abilities to launch powerful fire blasts killing the rest of the Mandalorians and Lucario. The Nazgul and his Fell Beast then swoop down and pick up Alexander the Great and throw him across the forest, killing him on impact. The Nazgul then uses his Fell Beast to rip its claws into the eyes of one of the Brachiosaurus and then bites the head of the other Brachiosaurus, this kills both of the prehistoric creatures. Captain Steve Hiller retaliates and shoots the Fell Beast down, the Nazgul dies from the fall.

The rest of the Trash Pandas decide to finally go on the attack against the McRibs. Naruto goes to use his martial arts abilities against the Dead Men of Dunharrow. He did not realize that he would not be able to do any damage against the Army of the Dead. The Army of the Dead kills Naruto with ease. The Army of the Dead then rushes to the two Asguardians and kills them with a flurry of swords while stampeding them. P’Li sees that her team is getting dismantled by the Army of the Dead and uses her Combustionbending abilities to kill the Oathbreakers. 

Four Balrogs appear from behind the trees and start to wreak havoc on the Trash pandas. The Balrogs use their swords and whips wreathed in flame to considerable damage to their opponents. One Balrog uses its whip to grab Zaheer and bring him close and then uses its sword to cut the Red Lotus leader in half. Ming-Hua uses her water bending abilities to grab water from the nearby stream and drench two of the Balrogs causing their internal flame to extinguish, weakening them. Gandalf the White calls for a lightning strike onto his sword Glamdring, empowering it, he stabs his sword through the chest of one of the Balrogs and then calls for a lightning strike onto the other Balrog, killing both of them. The remaining benders team up to take out the rest of the Balrogs. They launch a flurry of earth and water until they are both dead. 

A flurry of rounds is shot from the sky from an F-18 manned with Captain Steve Hiller, he hits Ming-Hua, killing her. Steve Hiller turns around and goes for another strafe run but he is met with a combination of Gandalf’s Lightning Strike and a combustionbending blast from P’Li. Darth Malak finally decides to join the battle. Ghazan throws parts of earth towards Malak but he deflects it with ease using the Force. P’Li shoots a blast of combustion at the sith lord but he absorbs it and immediately deflects it back at P’Li with ease. Malak then uses his Drain Life ability to suck the soul out of Ghazan. Amon uses his blood bending to control Malak and causes him to stab himself in the chest with his own lightsaber. Spectre and Amon show up to help the McRibs defeat the remaining Trash Pandas. Spectre immediately kills Amon with ease to avenge all the innocent lives Amon has killed over his life. Steppenwolf goes to attack Gandalf with a swing of his ax but Gandalf blocks it using his Shield of Ustari. Gandalf calls for a lighting strike onto Steppenwolf temporarily stunning him. Gandalf then combos him with a blast of flame from his staff and then strikes him with Glamdring. This weakens the New God but he retaliates with a swing from his ax and breaks Gandalf’s sword, Glamdring. Gandalf calls for the Flame of Udun and slams the bottom of his staff into Steppenwolf’s chest, blowing him up into a million pieces.

All that’s left on the battlefield is Spectre for the McRibs and Gandalf the White for the Trash Pandas. No words are said between the two, Gandalf slowly nods his head out of respect and he shoots a fire blast with his staff onto Spectre killing him.

Spectre knew about Gandalf and the many good deeds and sacrifices he had done for Middle Earth. He knew that Gandalf was put on Middle Earth by Era Ilûvatar with the one purpose of defending Middle Earth, Spectre being the Agent of Wrath and vengeance for God, he could do no harm to Gandalf as there was nothing that Gandalf had done that would cause for there to be vengeance. Spectre understood that he couldn’t hurt Gandalf so he gave himself up.