Thursday, December 17, 2009

Optional Tournament: Round 1

-The Brotherhood of Evil Midgets Vs. TEAM
-Pop-Superstar Hannah Montana & President Barack Obama's "Best of Both Worlds" Touring Battalion of Commandos Vs. Brock Sampson's Fighting Murderflies
-The Money Bags Vs. TEAM
-The Syracuse Valley Vs. The Brotherhood of Evil Midgets
-The Syracuse Valley Vs. TEAM
-The Horsemen of Apokolips Vs. The Em Effers
-Brock Sampson's Fighting Murderflies Vs. Pop-Superstar Hannah Montana & President Barack Obama's "Best of Both Worlds" Touring Battalion of Commandos
-Reign Supremacy Vs. The Brotherhood of Evil Midgets

Saturday, December 5, 2009

December Optional Tournament

In the second half of this month there is going to be an optional tournament. It will be a "strike force" tournament with the setting being the K of C Hall on Warren Road in Detroit (known to many members of the FFL simply as "The Hall"). Each strike force will consist of 1 character that costs 39 points or less (the leader), 2 commons that cost 30 points or less(the officers), 2 commons that cost 15 or less, 2 commons that cost 8 or less, and 1 character that costs 4 or less (the annoying mascot). This tournament is optional to join, but teams may also enter more than 1 strike force (I reserve the right to put a limit on how many you may enter, but as of right now I will not. For entering the tournament you will recieve an AT-RT (1 for each strike force you enter). The grand prize will be the Delorean/time machine from Back to the Future. The other prizes will depend on how many teams enter the tournament. Your teams are due in by Dec. 15th, and the tournament will be completed no later than the Expansion draft/draft lottery on Jan. 9th.

Season 3 Schedule

This is the schedule for Season 3. There are several new teams, and most of them have not submitted team names yet, so they will probably change before the season starts; but there are many requests coming in for this schedule, so I found it important to post it now. The name next to the match is the Watcher who will be witnessing that particular match. This is tenative and subject to change, but we will do our best to keep changes to a minimum. Weeks 3, 5, & 9 are retreat weeks, and the rest are all death matches. As always, please feel free to contact me at any time by whatever media means you prefer for any questions you may have.

Pre-Season
Setting: Kashyyyk
Points: 100
Prize: A red, green, & blue Kyber crystal & a Y-Wing Bomber

-The Transfoamers Vs. George Washington's Slaves (Josh)
-Pop-Superstar Hannah Montana & President Barack Obama's Best of Both Worlds" Touring Battalion of Commandos Vs. Le' Napoleon Brigade (Bryan)
-Hailey's Comets Vs. Better Than All of You (Nick)
-The Right Wing Vs. Brock Sampson's Fighting Murderflies (Bryan)
-The Brotherhood of Evil Midgets Vs. Xavier's Annihilation Squad (Ryan)
-Team Evette Vs. The Syracuse Valley (Ryan)
-Michael Vick's Bad Newz Kennelz of Lurve Vs. Team S.P. (Mike)
-The Horsemen of Apokolips Vs. Team Bruce (Josh)
-TEAM Vs. Teresa's Team (Josh)
-Jonathon's Awesome Team Vs. The Abomitrons (Josh)
-Built Ford Tough Vs. Alice's Wonder Team (Bryan)
-The Untouchables Vs. Beckerma's Backyardigans: Beeyatches (Ryan)


Week 1
Setting: Bar fight
Points: 75
Prize: Halberd, Atlas, & Heat Axe (from Shining Force)

-The Horsemen of Apokolips Vs. Jonathon's Awesome Team (Josh)
-TEAM Vs. Built Ford Tough (Bryan)
-Beckerman's Backyardigans: Beeyatches Vs. Alice's Wonder Team (Ryan)
-The Abomitrons Vs. Team S.P. (Bryan)
-Team Bruce Vs. The Untouchables (Bryan)
-Teresa's Team Vs. Michael Vick's Bad newz Kennelz of Lurve (Ryan)
-Pop-Superstar Hannah Montana & President Barack Obama's "Best of Both Worlds" Touring Battalion of Commandos Vs. The Transfoamers (Josh)
-The Brotherhood of Evil Midgets Vs. Hailey's Comets (Ryan)
-Brock Sampson's Fighting Murderflies Vs. Team Evette (Nick)
-George Washington's Slaves Vs. Le' Napoleon Brigade (Mike)
-The Syracuse Valley Vs. Better Than All of You (Josh)
-The Right Wing Vs. Xavier's Annihilation Squad (Josh)


Week 2
Setting: The Arctic Ocean
Points: 200
Prize: Mandalorian Armor

-George Washington's Slaves Vs. The Horsemen of Apokolips (Josh)
-The Brotherhood of Evil Midgets Vs. TEAM (Ryan)
-Pop-Superstar Hannah Montana & President Barack Obama's "Best of Both Worlds" Touring Battalion of Commandos Vs. Built Ford Tough (Bryan)
-Hailey's Comets Vs. Jonathon's Awesome Team (Bryan)
-The Transfoamers Vs. Beckerman's Bakyardigan's: Beeyatches (Mike)
-Le' Napoleon Brigade Vs. Team S.P. (Josh)
-Team Evette Vs. Alice's Wonder Team (Bryan)
-Brock Sampson's Fighting Murderflies Vs. The Abomitrons (Ryan)
-The Right Wing Vs. Teresa's Team (Josh)
-Xavier's Annihilation Squad Vs. The Untouchables (Ryan)
-The Syracuse Valley Vs. Michael Vick's Bad Newz Kennelz of Lurve (Nick)
-Better Than All of You Vs. Team Bruce


Week 3
Setting: Coruscant
Points: 500
Prize: Red lightsaber

-The Horsemen of Apokolips Vs. The Right Wing (Josh)
-TEAM Vs. Xavier's Annihilation Squad (Mike)
-Built Ford Tough Vs. Better Than All of You (Bryan)
-Jonathon's Awesome Team Vs. The Syracuse Valley (Josh)
-Pop-Superstar Hannah Montana & President Barack Obama's "Best of Both Worlds" Touring Battalion of Commandos Vs. Team S.P. (Bryan)
-Alice's Wonder Team Vs. The Brotherhood of Evil Midgets (Ryan)
-The Abomitrons Vs. Hailey's Comets (Josh)
-Beckerman's Backyardigas: Beeyatches Vs. Team Evette (Josh)
-Team Bruce Vs. The Transfoamers (Ryan)
-The Untouchables Vs. Brock Sampson's Fighting Murderflies (Ryan)
-Michael Vick's Bad Newz Kennelz of Lurve Vs. Le' Napoleon Brigade
-Teresa's Team Vs. George Washington's Slaves (Bryan)


Week 4
Setting: The Rischey Mays (Space)
Points: 800
Prize: 2 green lightsabers

-The Horsemen of Apokolips Vs. Built Ford Tough (Bryan)
-TEAM Vs. Jonathon's Awesome Team (Josh)
-Beckerman's Backyardigan's: Beeyatches Vs. The Abomitrons (Nick)
-Team S.P. Vs. Alice's Wonder Team (Josh)
-Michael Vick's Bad Newz Kennelz of Lurve Vs. Team Bruce (Mike)
-The Untouchables Vs. Teresa's Team (Josh)
-Pop-Superstar Hannah Montana & President Barack Obama's "Best of Both Worlds" Touring Battalion of Commandos Vs. The Brotherhood of Evil Midgets (Ryan)
-The Transfoamers Vs. Hailey's Comets (Bryan)
-George Washington's Slaves Vs. Team Evette (Ryan)
-Le' Napoleon Brigade Vs. Brock Sampson's Fighting Murderflies (Josh)
-Xavier's Annihilation Squad Vs. Better Than All of You (Ryan)
-The Right Wing Vs. The Syracuse Valley (Bryan)

Week 5
Setting: Water World (yes, the Kevin Costner movie)
Points: 1200
Prize: 2 blue lightsabers

-The Horsemen of Apokolips Vs. Alice's Wonder Team (Bryan)
-TEAM Vs. The Abomitrons (Josh)
-Built Ford Tough Vs. The Untouchables (Josh)
-Jonathon's Awesome Team Vs. Michael Vick's Bad Newz Kennelz of Lurve (Ryan)
-Beckerman's Backyardigan's: Beeyatches Vs. Team Bruce (Ryan)
-Team S.P. Vs. Teresa's Team (Josh)
-The Brotherhood of Evil Midgets Vs. Team Evette (Mike)
-Pop-Superstar Hannah Montana & President Barack Obama's "Best of Both Worlds" Touring Battalion of Commandos Vs. Brock Sampson's Fighting Murderflies (Bryan)
-Hailey's Comets Vs. Xavier's Annihilation Squad (Ryan)
-The Transfoamers Vs. The Right Wing (Bryan)
-George Washington's Slaves Vs. Better Than All of You (Josh)
-Le' Napoleon Brigade Vs. The Syracuse Valley


Week 6
Setting: The Play-off Planet
Points: 2500
Prize: Green Lantern Ring

-TEAM Vs. The Horsemen of Apokolips (Josh)
-The Untouchables Vs. Michael Vick's Bad Newz Kennelz of Lurve (Josh)
-Beckerman's Backyardigan's: Beeyatches Vs. Team S.P. (Ryan)
-The Abomitrons Vs. Alice's Wonder Team (Josh)
-Pop-Superstar Hannah Montana & President Barack Obama's "Best of Both Worlds" Touring Battalion of Commandos Vs. Better Than All of You (Mike)
-Le' Napoleon Brigade Vs. The Right Wing (Nick)
-Xavier's Annihilation Squad Vs. The Syracuse Valley (Bryan)
-Team Bruce Vs. Teresa's Team (Ryan)
-Jonathon's AwesomeRy Team Vs. Built Ford Tough (Josh)
-Hailey's Comets Vs. Team Evette (Bryan)
-The Brotherhood of Evil Midgets Vs. The Transfoamers (Ryan)


Week 7
Setting: Scorched Wallach IX
Points: 701
Prize: Red Lantern Ring

-The Right Wing Vs. Better Than All of You (Ryan)
-Pop-Superstar Hannah Montana & President Barack Obama's "Best of Both Worlds" Touring Battalion of Commandos Vs. Hailey's Comets (Josh)
-The Brotherhood of Evil Midgets Vs. George Washington's Slaves (Nick)
-Le' Napoleon Brigade Vs. Team Evette (Josh)
-Brock Sampson's Fighting Murderflies Vs. The Syracuse Valley (Josh)
-Xavier's Annihilation Squad Vs. The Transfoamers (Bryan)
-The Horsemen of Apokolips Vs. Team S.P. (Josh)
-TEAM Vs. Beckerman's Backyardigan's: Beeyatches (Ryan)
-Michael Vick's Bad Newz Kennelz of Lurve Vs. Alice's Wonder Team (Mike)
-The Untouchables Vs. The Abomitrons (Bryan)
-Team Bruce Vs. Jonathon's Awesome Team (Ryan)
-Teresa's Team Vs. Built Ford Tough (Bryan)


Week 8
Setting: The Ice Tundra's of Saskatoon
Points 699
Prize: Blue Lantern Ring

-The Brotherhood of Evil Midgets Vs. Le' Napoleon Brigade (Bryan)
-Pop-Superstar Hannah Montana & President Barack Obama's "Best of Both Worlds" Touring Battalion of Commandos Vs. George Washington's Slaves (Josh)
-The Transfoamers Vs. The Syracuse Valley (Josh)
-Hailey's Comet's Vs. The Right Wing (Nick)
-Xavier's Annihilation Squad Vs. Team Evette (Bryan)
-Better Than All of You Vs. Brock Sampson's Fighting Murderflies (Ryan)
-The Horsemen of Apokolips Vs. Beckerman's Backyardigan's: Beeyatches (Josh)
-TEAM Vs. Team S.P. (Mike)
-Built Ford Tough Vs. Team Bruce (Ryan)
-Jonathon's Awesome Team Vs. Teresa's Team (Ryan)
-The Untouchables Vs. Alice's Wonder Team (Josh)
-Michael Vick's Bad Newz Kennelz of Lurve Vs. The Abomitrons (Bryan)


Week 9
Setting: Ancient Egypt
Points: 400
Prize: Various Super Smash Bros. Weapons

-The Brotherhood of Evil Midgets Vs. Brock Sampson's Fighting Murderflies (Nick)
-Pop-Superstar Hannah Montana & President Barack Obama's "Best of Both Worlds" Touring Battalion of Commandos Vs. Team Evette (Bryan)
-The Transfoamers Vs. Better Than All of You (Bryan)
-Hailey's Comets Vs. The Syracuse Valley (Ryan)
-George Washington's Slaves Vs. The Right Wing (Josh)
-Le' Napoleon Brigade Vs. Xavier's Annihilation Squad (Mike)
-The Horsemen of Apokolips Vs. The Abomitrons (Josh)
-TEAM Vs. Alice's Wonder Team (Josh)
-Beckerman's Backyardigan's: Beeyatches Vs. Teresa's Team (Josh)
-Team S.P. Vs. Team Bruce (Ryan)
-Michael Vick's Bad Newz Kennelz of Lurve Vs. Built Ford Tough (Ryan)
-The Untouchables Vs. Jonathon's Awesome Team


Week 10
Setting: Bespin
Points: 175
Prize: Demon Rod & Devil Lance (from Shining Force)

-The Brotherhood of Evil Midgets Vs. The Syracuse Valley (Mike)
-Pop-Superstar Hannah Montana & President Barack Obama's "Best of Both Worlds" Touring Battalion of Commandos Vs. The Right Wing (Bryan)
-The Transfoamers Vs. Le' Napoleon Brigade (Nick)
-Hailey's Comets Vs. George Washington's Slaves (Ryan)
-Team Evette Vs. Better Than All of You (Ryan)
-Brock Sampson's Fighting Murderflies Vs. Xavier's Annihilation Squad (Josh)
-The Horsemen of Apokolips Vs. The Untouchables (Bryan)
-TEAM Vs. Michael Vick's Bad Newz Kennelz of Lurve (Josh)
-Team Bruce Vs. Alice's Wonder Team (Josh)
-Teresa's Team Vs. The Abomitrons (Josh)
-Jonathon's Awesome Team Vs. Team S.P. (Bryan)
-Built Ford Tough Vs. Beckerman's Backyardigan's: Beeyatches (Ryan)


Week 11
Setting: The Jungle from Avatar
Points: 55
Prize: A Mithril Vest

-The Brotherhood of Evil Midgets Vs. The Right Wing (Ryan)
-Pop-Superstar Hannah Montana & President Barack Obama's "Best of Both Worlds" Touring Battalion of Commandos Vs. Xavier's Annihilation Squad (Josh)
-The Syracuse Valley Vs. George Washington's Slaves (Ryan)
-Better Than All of You Vs. Le' Napoleon Brigade (Josh)
-Team Evette Vs. The Transfoamers (Bryan)
-Brock Sampson's Fighting Murderflies Vs. Hailey's Comets (Bryan)
-The Horsemen of Apokolips Vs. Michael Vick's Bad newz Kennelz of Lurve (Josh)
-TEAM Vs. The Untouchables (Nick)
-Built Ford Tough Vs. Team S.P. (Ryan)
-Jonathon's Awesome Team Vs. Beckerman's Backyardigan's: Beeyatches (Mike)
-Alice's Wonder Team Vs. Teresa's Team (Bryan)
-The Abomitrons Vs. Team Bruce (Josh)


Eight teams from each league (sixteen total) will make the play-offs. Any team that makes the play-offs will win an A-Wing and a piece of Kryptonite. The division winners will be guarenteed the top three seeds and will additionally win an Iron Man suit and a Russian Mig. Please contact me if you see any errors on the schedule, and I will address them immedietely.

-Josh

Thursday, December 3, 2009

The Right Wing

Head Coach: Mike Huckabee
Assistant Coaches: Bill O’Reilly & Atticus Finch

Protected Roster

Poseidon
Silver Surfer
The Incredible Hulk
Sandstorm
Zeus
Mr. Freeze
Flash (Barry Allen)
John Stewart (the green lantern, not the talk show host)
Blackfire
Storm
Kit Fisto
Sith Lord #15
Darth Malack
Green Goblin
Quinlon Vos
Warpath
Helen of Troy
Red Sonja
Athene
Ulysses S. Grant
Scrappy-Doo
Mac-ail Bakunin
Capt. Panaka
Batwoman
Baby Storm
Skaar son of Hulk
E.T.
Titanium Man
Bulkhead
Pegasus
Achilles
Agamemnon
Ajax
Hector
Ulysses I
Ulysses II
Shintor Beerus
Eros
Red Tornado
Capt. Mifune
Black Panther
Ariel
Korg
Sand
Moss Man
Drusilla
Martin Blank
Bookworm
Doc Samson
Rupert Jiles
Zander
Miss Martian
Agent #1
Agent #2
Jedi Knight #1A (Gary (formerly Jedi Padawan #1)
Jack Shepherd
Goliath
The Wicked Witch of the West
Nick Houslander
Bear
Slimer
Donkey Kong Jr.
Phibian #11-18
 

Unprotected Roster

Snow Trooper #1-9
Opee Sea Killer #1-10
Ninja #1-12
JedI Padawan #38 & 39
JedI Master #16A, & 18A-31A (formerly JedI Knight #16, & 18-31)
Elite Storm Trooper #1-24
T-Rex #16-20
Army Soldier #132-160
Elephant #1-10
Andromeda
Atalanta
Cassiopeia
Delphi
Jason
Paris
Perseus
Prometheus
Smurf #3
Gondor Soldier #1-30
JedI Knight #2A-15A (formerly JedI Padawan #2-15)
Droid Fighter Ship #1-20
Gold Dragon #10-15
 

Practice Squad
Head Coach: Teddy Tear
(interim)Assistant Coaches: Phibian #19 & 20

Ninja #13-15
Pirate #1-10
Snow Trooper #10-24
 
This Jedi laden team made their first play-off appearance last season, and it is crazy to think that they won’t be right back their after year 3. With the promotion of many force users, not to mention Greek gods, Silver Surfer and Hulk (with a bunch of his old buddies) this team is only going to improve (especially if they have anywhere near as good of a draft as they did last season (possibly the best in the league). They picked up a few deaths in the off-season for Snow troopers #1, 3, & 7 when they were on “big goober fish” feeding duty, as well as deaths for Ninja #12 and Army Soldiers # 132, 134, & 149 during some of Mike Huckabee’s more rigorous training exercises, but nothing that is going to do any permanent damage to this team. If this team needs anything at all it is just a little more depth, but with the new expansion in season 3 you can expect this team to do just fine.

Michael Vick's Bad newz Kennelz of Lurve


Head Coach: The Oracle
Assistant Coaches: Bill Walsh & John McCain
Protected Roster
 
Ares: god of war
Galactus
Galactus’ herald (Nova)
Mace Windu
Apollo
Hercules
Sky Links (Dino-Bird & Lion)
Fin Fang Foom
Kup
Nazgul #2
Gimli
Cliffjumper
Mindwipe
Borath
(Beast Wars)Megatron
Grima Wormtongue
(movie)Scorpononk
Scorpononk
Lord Zarock (Scropononk’s Head)
Michael Vick
Barbarossa
Ajax
Jedi Knight #30A (formerly jedI Padawan #30
The Wonder Twins
Shao kahn
Daniel Larussa
Brandon Inge
Steel
Voldemort
Jack Bauer
Marv
Blanka
Citizen Steel
Uncle Sam
Drako Malfoy
Kaine
Beast Boy
Quills
Big BardaDexter (the dog)
Stargirl
STRIPES
Justin Oblak
Anakin Skywalker
Ahsoka Tano
Green Lantern #1-2 & 4-5
Jade
Capt. AtomBlack Bolt
Medusa
Karnack
Gorgon
Triton
Crystal
Maximus the Mad
Lockjaw
Annihilus
Dr. Doomsday
The Matrix Ghost Twins
Peter Petrelli
Black Widow
Faith
Thundarr the Barbarian
Joe Frasier
Donkey Kong
 
Unprotected Roster
 
The Predicons
Dark JedI Master #11A & 12A, & 25A-37A (formerly Dark JedI #11 & 12, & 25-37)
Dark JedI Master #31-40
Nazgul #2’s Fell Beast
Nazgul #2’s Horse
Hrrm
Twisted Mentat #1
Kid Deadpool
Evil Dwarf #1-6
Junkeon #1-10
Nightsister Sith Witch #1, 3-6, & 8-19
Young JedI Knight #1-10
Samurai #1-19
Droideka #1-5
Mandalorian #1-5
Treasure Troll #25
Allosaurus #9 & 10
Balrog #1 & 2
Charlie Brown
Navy SEAL #45-50
Navy SEAL Chief Petty Officer #14 & 15
Fremen #1-30
Red Dragon #11-22
Blue Dragon #1-12
Battle Droid #1-3
Adm. Starship
Adm. Starship’s laser cat
Nitro
Nitro’s laser cat
Ookla the Mok
Princess Ariel
Duncan Idaho Ghola #8
 

Practice Squad

Head Coach: Jenna Jameson
Assistant Coach: Blue Wizard #1
(interim) Assistant Coach: Curtis Manning

Red Dragon #23-30
Blue Dragon #13-19
 
For a team that has spent their entire FFL career on the brink of making the play-offs they should benefit well from the expansion and their new division positioning (getting out of a division with TEAM & The Horsemen is something that just about anybody would look forward to). The Kennelz Dark Jedi’s have all become Dark Jedi Master’s; but the real story of force apprenticeship is JedI Knight #30A, who has just completed the trials after being trained by Senior JedI Master Mace Windu. Master Windu was very impressed with his Padawan and his ability to wield a light saber in the elusive form 7 style that very few JedI have ever mastered. The secretive Coach Oracle, reveals very little about what goes on in the locker room, and Assistants Walsh & McCain are pretty tight lipped as well, but we Watchers do know that mysterious deaths were dealt to Evil Dwarves #1, 3, & 5, Dark JedI Master #37, Young JedI Knight #8, and Samurai #12. With a good draft, you can look forward to seeing this team have a better season than they have ever had in the past.

The Untouchables

Head Coach: Commissioner Gordon
Assistant Coaches: Brainiac 5 & Void


Protected Roster

Deadpool
Megatron
Aphrodite
Mr. Fantastic
Invisible Woman
The Thing
Human Torch
Legolas
Sorceress of Castle Grayskull
She-Hulk
Boromir
Bombshell
Kickback
Shrapnel
James Bond
Tomar Tu
Granny Goodness
Gilottina
Lashina
Stompa
Bernadeth
Mad Harriet
She-Ra
(Green Lantern) Sinestro
MacGyver
Scourge
Sweep #1
Sweep #2
Ursula
(movie)Bumblebee
Tinkerbelle
Big Bird
Snuffaloffugas
Horatio Caine
Green Arrow
Black Canary
Punisher
Dr. Polaris
The Atom
Maleficent
Merlin
Spartan
Maul
Voodoo
Grifter
Zealot
Warblade
Cosmic Boy
Lightning Lad
Saturn Girl
Hot Spot
Hoist
Inferno
Eclipso
Pikachu
Birdbrain
Bristleback
Icepick
Scowl
Slog
Wildfly
Pyro
Mystique
Ratchet
Broadside
(movie)Brawl
Prof. Minerva Mognonagle
Scrapper
Ras A Ghul
 

Unprotected Roster

Space trooper #1-20
Ent #1-10
Dark Side Acolyte #7-18
Elven Soldier #1-12
Clone Trooper #1-6
Aleta One
Sith Lord #11 & 12
Xio Jade
Daredevil
Ant Man
Scarecrow
Plastic Man
Hawk
(evil)Dr. Light
Sidney Briscoe
Siryn
Huntress
Robin (Jason Todd)
Huffer
John Spartan
Ant Man II
Paula Dean
Mr. Incredible
Elasti-girl
Violet
Dash
Jack-Jack
Cordelia Chase
Widget the World Watcher
Weasal
Odysseus
Captain Cold
Blob
Bonecrusher
Hook
Scavenger
Mixmaster
Longhaul
Groove
Blades
Streetwise
First Aid
Pounce
Wingspan
Phantom Girl
Bouncing Boy
Triplicate Girl
Timber Wolf
Chameleon Boy
Karate Kid
Griffin #1-6
Purple Dragon #1-6
Horse #5-11
Navy SEAL #33-44
Navy SEAL Chief Petty Officer #11-13
Dark Jedi Master #19A-24A (formerly Dark Jedi #19-24)
Swiftwind
Madam Razz
Broom
Gatecrasher
Detective Yelena Salas
Slippy Toad
Lightning McQueen
Kingpin
Toe-mater
Fremen #43-54
Nazgul #9
Nazgul #9’s Fell Beast
Nazgul #9’s Horse
Doc Hudson
Microchip
(good)Dr. Light
Mombi
Sgt. Todd
Calleigh Duquesne
Natalie Boa Vista
Eric Delko
Alex Woods
Frank Tripp
Beast man
Private Ryan
Duncan Idaho Ghola #9
 

Practice Squad

Head Coach: Lord Emp
Assistant Coaches: Matt & Teresa Oblak
 
Jay
Kay
Casper the Ghost
Sean
Patrick
Horace
Rudy
Eugene
Phoebe
Marilyn Monroe
Gung Hoe
Capt. Typho
Spike Witwicky
Plastic Baby
Horse #1-4
Purple Dragon #7-10
Griffin #7-10
Elven Soldier #13-15
Kung Lao
 
 
Making the play-offs in The American League is hard. Making the Play-offs when you play in The Ryan Poteracki Division along with The Horsemen and TEAM is very hard, but The Untouchables manages to do both of those things last year. Although they ended up getting eliminated in the first round, what they accomplished last season is still something to be proud of. In the coming season, The Untouchables will be in a new division with their rival The Kennelz and 2 expansion teams, which is going to up their chances for success drastically, with a decent draft, this team could be one to watch closely in the coming season. Between the ents, dragons, griffins, and giant robots that wander the halls of The Untouchable Locker Room a couple of deaths did ensue. Namely, Elven Soldiers #2 & 10, Space Trooper #14, Navy SEAL #36 & Horse #6. Other than these minor incidents, Commissioner/Coach Gordon runs a pretty tight ship and the team moral is good going into their third season.

Wednesday, December 2, 2009

TEAM


Interim Coaching staff: Fortress Maximus
Protected Roster
Superman
Unicron
Thor
Thunderstrike
Ragnarok
Set
He-Man
Galvatron
Seraph
Eddie Zacharski
Sarah Wilson
Laura Sroka
Amy Poteracki
Katie Poteracki
Space Ghost
Luke Skywalker
Original Titan #1 & 2
Neo-Cymek #1-15
Emerald Weapon
Sepiroth
Godzilla
Zilla
Hot Rod
Voltron
Streaks
Comet
God Emperor Leto II
Blaster
Blitzwing
Astrotrain
Mimmell
Leader 1
Yarael Poof
Depa Billaba
Max (Shining Force Leader)
The Combaticons
Samus
Bowser: King of Koopa
Gannon
Shockwave
Iron Hide
(movie)Iron Hide
Seaspray
Jango Fett
Max Ray
Treebeard
Cronos 
 
Unprotected Roster

Young Boba Fett
Jack Sparrow
Battle Cat
Orco
Suk Doctor #20
R2-D2
C-3P0
Joe Levine
Rewind
Eject
Steel Jaw
Ramhorn
The Shining Force (all 29 except the leader (Max)).
Mr. Myagi
Dr. Robotnik
Freddy Krueger
Ryan Poteracki
Ghanima Atreides
The Lady Jessica
Chani
N.S.-5 #23-31, 33-34
Jan
Jace
Blip
Ace Mcleod
Jackie Chan
Willow
Kefka
Ethan Hun t
General Thade
Futar #1-10
Neo-Cymek #16-20
Phibian #1-10
Bruce Lee
The Eagle
Val Kyrie #1-5
The Kurgan
General Maximus
King Randor
Cypher
No-ship Futar #1-3
Ultra Magnus
Mirage
Jazz
Bomber-Man
Ness
Wil-E. Coyote
The Roadrunner
Astaroth
Jack Lalane
Jared Pilkinton
Barney Rubble
Duncan Idaho Ghola #3
Billy Lee
Nyobi
Nightmare
John Wayne
Fred Baker
Mitsurgi
Cop-Tur
Power-Dasher car
Power-Dasher drill
Power-Dasher jet
Raindance
Grandslam
Cromedome
Stylor
Dirge
Swoop
Wheeljack
Bumblebee
Alpha Trion
Warpath
Reflector (Left, Middle, & Right)
Thrust
Teletran-1
Wreck-Gar
Junkeon #11 & 12
Perceptor
R.C.
Gold Bug
Lando Calrissean
Cybertronian Guardian #1-10
Sith Lord #6 & 7
Shark icon #47-50
Lord Katsumoto
John Thunder
Rex Charger
Dark Jedi Master #11
Jedi Master #32A (formerly Jedi Knight #32)
Jedi Knight #16A (formerly JedI Padawan #16)
Nien Numb
Depa Billaba
Battle Trap
Yarael Poof
Jake Rockwell
Evil Paul Atreides Ghola
Bashar Miles Teg Ghola
Duke Leto Atreides
Duke Paulus Atreides
Krang
Two-Face
Apeface
Spasma
Tlielaxlu Master #3-10
Shimmell
The Oracle
Mr. Spock
Mother Brain
Practice Squad (The Legion of Doom)
Head Coach: Griffin Poteracki
Assistant Coaches: Bloodwind & Hector
 
Mike Sroka
Mimmell
Pete Sosa
Nathan Storey
Shaun Poteracki
Adolf Hitler
Richard Zacharski
Mike Genet
Samwise Gamgee
Frodo Baggins
Bill the Pony
Tlielaxlu Master #1 & 2
Jimmy Olsen
Lois Lane
Val Kyrie #6-20


Making it to the league finals would be considered a successful season for just about any other team, but not TEAM. When you have been one of the top teams in the entire FFL since day 1, the only thing that makes them content is hoisting the Universe Bowl trophy. TEAM, along with their inter-division rival The Horsemen of Apokolips are still considered to be possibly the two best teams in all of Fantasy Fantasy, not to mention the standard-bearers of the most anticipated match of the season, when they square off in Week 6 for 2500 points. TEAM and The Horsemen have battled with each other more than any 2 teams in all of FFL, but their matches are always exciting bloodbaths. Futar #5 & 6, & No-Ship Futar #1 were all stepped on by either Godzilla or Zilla at some point during the year, while Val Kyrie #4 & 6, and Phibian #8 were all killed in some of Ethan “those that can’t do teach” Hunt’s rigorous training exercises which have kept all of TEAM on their feet since the very beginning of Season 1. Mimmell unfortunately died twice this year while trying along with The Tlielaxlu Masters and their massive genetic breeding program to birth a clone of TEAM’s #1 star Superman. Despite their past failures they have by no means given up hope on this plan, but do to their complicated gender reversal technology (displayed last year, in their creation of Shimmell). They were successful, with the birth of She-Man a genetic clone of He-Man with 2 X chromosomes. She-Man has much to learn as far as getting used to her surroundings, but she has displayed many of the same strength and fighting abilities that made the original He-Man so famous.

W3

Coming. . . . Summer 2010

Monday, November 30, 2009

2009 FFL Champions: The Horsemen of Apokolips


Head Coach: Hanibal Lectur
Assistant Coaches: Vandal Savage & Emma Frost
Protected Roster
Achilles
Supergirl
Superboy Prime
Sinestro
Amon Sur
Starscream
Overbite
Seawing
Skalor
Snaptrap
Tentakill
Seaworm #1-8
Luke Skywalker Grand Jedi Master
Plo Koon
Saeese Tiin
The One Above All
Exitar the Exterminator
Sheanna
Sandworm #14
Ramjet
Motormaster
Slag
Snarl
Sludge
Miho
The Witch King
Havok
Sabertooth
Archangel
Daken
Swamp Thing
The Balrog of Moria
Gozar the Gozarian
Stitch
Tia Dalma (Calypso)
Joker
Deathstroke
Taskmaster
Mr. Sinister
Juggernaut
Gideon
Jamie Madrox
Elixir
Cannonball
Sebastian Shaw
Black Queen
Shadowcat
Lucius Malfoy
Jason Voorhies
Pinhead
Chris Artrip
Julie Artrip
Larry Reamer
Solomon Grundy
Prowl
Roadbuster
Tripticon
Springer
Jedi Padawan #37A & 38A (formerly Jedi Youngling #37 & 38)
Hades
Venom II
Apocalypse
 
Unprotected Roster

Sunstorm
Dead End
Breakdown
Wild Rider
Drag Strip
Punch/Counterpunch
Sixshot
Blur
Nautilator
Steppenwolfe
Eeth Koth
Mara Jade
Witch King’s Horse
Witch King’s Fell Beast
Nazgul #4
Nazgul #5
Nazgul #7
Nazgul #8
Elrond
Zuul
Vince Clortho
Circuit Breaker
Dazzler
Quick Silver
Tally Hawk
Blue Grass
Steel Heart
Razor
Steel Will
Stronghold
The Copper Kid
Mayday
Mako
Walro
Dolph
Octavio
Lorka
Bronc
Angel
Bellatrix Lestrange
Cable
Iron Patriot
The Sentry
Captain Marvel
Moonstone
The Wolfman
Kane of Runefast
Cloud Strife
Vincent Valentine
Baraka
Medusa
Stheno
Eurale
The Master
Glory
Gurney Halleck
Feyd-Rautha Harkonen
Hordack
The Fuzzy Monster
Gene Simmons
Paul Stanley
Ace Frehley
Peter Criss
Chemo
Monarch
Ravager
Red X
Amazon #1-24
Cave Troll #1-6
T-Rex #1-4
Astro-droid #11 & 12
Fremen #31-42
Thinking Machine #1-3
Navy SEAL #1-18
Navy SEAL Chief Petty Officer #1-6
Dementor #11-20
Droideka #6-10
Dark Jedi Master #1-10
Dark Jedi Master #1A-10A (formerly Dark Jedi #1-10)
Gold Dragon #1 & 2
Green Dragon #29-30
Sith Lord #13 (Darth Dark)
Sith Lord #14 (Darth Seed)
(Elderly) Bruce Wayne
Christopher Tolkien
J.R.R. Tolkien
Grand Moff Tarkin
Arachorn
Meggan


Practice Squad
Head Coach: Lion-O
Assistant Coaches: Tommy Oliver & Madyline Pryor

Warlock
Casey F’n Rybeck
Elongated Man
Cheetah
Serpentor
Globulus
Wyatt Earp
Sparkplug Witwicky
Bugs Bunny
Sunspot
Elderly Bruce Wayne’s Dog
Desaad
Simon Belmont
Cave Troll #7-12
Navy SEAL #19, 20, & 26
Navy SEAL Chief Petty Officer #7
Thinking Machine #4-8
 
As the returning FFL Champions, and Back to Back division winner of the top division in all of Fantasy Fantasy, you can count on The Horsemen being stolen from early and often in the expansion draft. This team is undoubtedly the deepest team in all of Fantasy, and you can count on them having another great draft in Season 3. The team’s Dark Jedi’s have all graduated to the rank of Dark Jedi Masters, and the team’s 2 Younglings have been taken as Padawans by Luke Skywalker & Plo Koon. Dark Jedi Masters #6, 2A, 4A, & 7A were all dealt deaths throughout their rigorous training process, but the training has paid off. Amazon #5 was killed during T-Rex feeding duty, and Navy SEAL #2 was accidentally stepped on by Cave Troll #4. Hanibal Lectur, has got his team working as a well oiled machine and is hungry (get it) for another championship. Ella Artrip’s training is coming along nicely, as she is getting a well-rounded variety of fighting techniques from numerous different sources. She has already begun her hand to hand combat training with her late Uncle Josh’s famous tanto (Chris & Julie took the Katana & Wakisachi that finish off the matching set). The Horsemen have made several off-season trades to attain new members, but their newest character; is Moltenadon, the oldest of the ancient race of Balrogs from Middle Earth (unfortunately this character did kill both J.R.R. Tolkien and his son Christopher once each right after the former created him). As usual, we can all look forward to an eventful season for the Horsemen, as they battle with their arch-rival TEAM for dominance of their division (and the league). Make sure to check them out as they do battle with each other in the big 2500 point death match in Week 6.

Friday, November 27, 2009

Xavier's Annihilation Squad

Head Coach: Professor Xavier
(interim)Assistant Coaches: Sideswipe & Sunstreaker

Protected Roster
Metroplex
Col. John Matrix
T-X
The Aerialbots
Sandman
Hobgoblin
Dr. Octopus
Mysterio
Electro
Vulture
Eradicator
Queen Alien #1-10
The Terricons
The Blob
Gorilla Grodd
Mighty Joe Young
The Kracken
Brain Storm
Arcana
Mary Embery
Sailor Moon
Ursa
Imotep
Scorpion King
The White Witch
Barbarossa & his crew
Davey Jones & his crew
Bonecrusher
Barricade
Geo=Force
Silver Samurai
Avalanche
Rick O’Connell
Darth Voltress
Darth Ocron
Feral
Ancient Sith Lords #1-7, & 15
Paul Atreides
Kalibak
Linus
Gladiator

Unprotected Roster
Darth Bane
Weapon Omega
Jet Jaguar
Walker: Texas Ranger
The Leprechaun
B.A. Barrackus
F.A.C.E.
Murdock
Hanibal
Spawn
Ninja Gaiden
Harry Tasker
Al Gibson
Black Tom Cassidy
Shredder
Vigo The Carpathian
Kevin (Sin City)
Nemesis Enforcer
Bain
Shinobi
Yamato
Randy Couture
Bonk
Jack Skelington
Oogie Boogie
Marvin the Martian
Dilophosaurus #11-30
Allosaurus #11-30
Wookie Soldier #1-30
Reverse Flash
Chameleon
Anaksunamun
Ninja Pirate #1, 2, & 5
Samurai #21-40
Evie O’Connell
Mordor Horse #1
Minotaur #1-10
Pirate #11-20
Atreides Soldier #11-39
Uruk Hai #15-56

Practice Squad
Head Coach: King Richard the Lionhearted
(interim) Assistant Coaches: Sith Lord #8 & Zorro

The Adams Family
Sarah Conner
Goliath
Uruk Hai #57
Atreides Soldier #40
Dilophosaur #1-6
Ewok #50
Treasure Troll #5
Uruk Hai #58-64
 
The most unlucky team in all of FFL, Xavier’s Annihilation Squad (formerly The Legion of Doom) has been the best team to not make the play-offs for two years in a row. With the onset of the league’s expansion and the new play-off format this team should have a great shot at a play-off bid, and possibly even the winning of the newly put together Central Conference. This team has a lot of great characters for the expansion teams to steal that are left over from the old Legion of Doom regime, but Prof. X obviously has a new path in mind for the franchise. The Queen Aliens tend to fight among themselves for dominance which has resulted in the deaths of #’s 2, 8, & 10. Allosaurus #12 ate Wookie Soldiers #16 &18, and Ancient Sith Lord #15 choked Atreides Soldier #21 to death when he failed a test mission. The Sith Lords have learned a lot from the powerful Darth Bane and have created a Sith order that rivals the Sith in their glory from thousands of years ago. With a good draft, we can all expect this team to have a better season than they have ever had in the past.

Better Than All of You

Head Coach: Cobra Commander
Assistant Coaches: Red Skull & Lex Luther

Protected Roster
Aquaman
Aqualad
Thanos
Green Lantern
Storm Shadow
Agent Smith
Snake Eyes
The Stay Puft Marshmallow Man
Sabu
Rob Van Damm
The Terminator (from T-1)
The Terminator (from T-2)
Bret “The Hitman” Hart
Jim “The Anvil” neither
Davey Boy Smith
The Dynamite Kid
Skeletor
John Rambo
Ghost Rider (Danny Ketch)
Rick Flair
Arn Anderson
Ole Anderson
Tully Blanchard
Doc Holliday
Hulk Hogan
Gandalf the White
Beachhead
Macho Man
Megadeth
David Dunn
Smoke
Mr. Mind
Triple H
Loki
Bartleby
Jedi Guardian #2
Tomax
Xamot
Gray Hulk
Abomination
The Flash (Wally West)
Black Suit Spiderman
Batman (Jean Paul Valley)
Yogurt
“Stone Cold” Steve Austin
Nick Fury
The Rock
Baron Zemo
Ghost Rider (Jonny Blaze)
Deathlok
Aquababy
Tombstone
Batman Beyond
Oderus Urungus
Flattus Maximus
Balsac the Jaws of Death
Beefcake the Mighty
Jizmack Da Gusha
Slymenstra Hymen
The Sexecutioner
Sleazy P. Martini
Wolfsbane
Terry Funk
Reptile
Bishop
Sagat
Lonestar
Barf


Unprotected Roster
Predator #3-50
Terminator #1-40
Army Soldier #1-24
Astro-Droid #17 & 18
N.S.-5 #1-22
Dozer #4 & 6
Ninja Pirate #3 & 4
Cobra Viper #1-35
Orc #1-18

Practice Squad

Head Coach: Jedi Guardian #1
Assistant Coaches: The Blues Brothers
Army Soldier #25-33
Orc #19
Cobra Viper #36-50
 
Despite making quite a few good moves in the season 2 draft, Better Than All of You did not have anywhere near the success last year as they did in Season 1. But with them being removed from the Nick Houslander Division, and no longer having to play The Commandos twice a season; Better Than All of You should have a very good chance of making the play-offs this year. This team still does have a good core, and with their monopoly on Predators and Terminators they have some of the best commons in the league (Only the Backyardigans are really comparable). The Predators can’t help doing a little trophy hunting in the off-season which has resulted in the deaths of Army Soldier #12, Cobra Viper #6, & Orc #11. To rally the troops in true pro-wrestling fashion, several Terminator/N.S.-5 robot death matches have been thrown together which ended up dealing deaths to N.S.-5’s #13, 14, & 20 (The Terminators are still undefeated). This primarily evil (and male) team gets along pretty well with each other, and it is pretty safe to say that we can look forward to a much better year for Better Than All of You.

Pop-Superstar Hannah Montana & President Barack Obama's "Best of Both Worlds" Touring Battallion of Commandos

Head Coach: President Barack Obama
Assistant Coaches: Pop-Superstar Hannah Montana & Dr. Doom P.H.D.

Protected Roster
Dave Bowman: The Starchild
Buffy Summers
Spiderman
General Grievous
Qui Gonn Jinn
Leon
Harry Potter
Juno
Albus Dumbledore
Bryan Beckerman
Bizarro
Angel
Willow Rosenberg
Lazarus Long
Xerxes
Dante
Azeem
The Herculoids
Venus & Serena Williams
Dora the Explorer
Boots
Captain Steven Hiller
Luminara Unduli
Barress Offee
Tlaloc
David Beckham
Ms. Marvel
Rodimus Prime
Ben Kenobi
Black Adam
Paralax
Iorek Byrninson
Kaja Sinis
Orion Pax
Dr. Fate
Mary Marvel
Ginny Weasaly
Luna Lovegood
Serafina Pickala
Brangelina
Octane
Trax
Darth Binks
(movie)Blackout
Vindicator
Sgt. Apone
Vasquez
Hudson
Hicks
Bishop
Rachel Ray
Warf
Huma Dragonbane
Huma’s Red Dragon
Venom
Ransack
Barrage
Chop Shop
Mrs. Doubtfire
Ellen Ripley

Unprotected Roster
James Baldwin
Ferro
Dietrich
Spunkmeyer
Drake
Frost
Crowe
Wierzbowski
Dr. Grant
Jack Crowe
Rick Deckard
Red Dragon #1-9
T-3
Allosaurus #1-8
Destro
The Baroness
Shawn Ferrell
V
Riggs
Murtaugh
Clone Trooper #100
Swimmell
Jedi Master #21-30
Eowyn
HAL 9000
Gungan Soldier #1-50
Xavier Harkonen
Juda Ben Hur
Tarful
Bail Organa
Bronze Dragon #1-5
Jedi Palawan #34A-36A (formerly Jedi Youngling #34-36)
The crew of the Icarus
Smokescreen
Nightmare
Sydney Poitier
John Turner
Knox
Maddox
Pax
Zahara
Shiloh
Vivian
The Creature from the Black lagoon
Starship Trooper #100
IG-88
Zam Wessell
Metroid #1-3
Darth Binks
Hannibal King
Lady Deathstrike
Ardeth Bay
Seraphina’s daemon
Duke
Muldar
Skully
Frank Poole
Karallen
Chevell
Back Pack
Map
Vorian Atreides
Duncan Idaho Ghola #4
Prof. Henry Jones Sr.
Ellie Sattler
Acklay
Chow Yun Fat
Kendra
Zartan
Black Dragon #15
Original Human Torch
Maxima
Blue Beetle
Nicole Des Jardin
Thomas Jefferson
Sir Winston Churchill
Shortround
Bashar Miles Teg
Paul Atreides Ghola
Serena Butler
Erasmus
Mohamed Ali
Cole Sear
John Adams
Horse #12-15
Jen Linley
Human Bomb
Sardakaur #13-18
Lyra
Pantalaon
Will
Kirjava
Astro-Droid #19 & 20
Capt. Latin America
Cannon Man
The Bottomless Stomach
Kid Nee
Gungan Councilman #1 & 2

Practice Squad
Head Coach: Boss Nass
Assistant Coaches: Capt. Tarpals & Representative Jar Jar Binks
 
Gen. Hawk
Lt. Falcon
Leather Neck
Major Bludd
Buzzer
Ripper
Monkey Wrench
Torch
First Aid
Bronze Dragon #6, 11-19
Metroid #6, 9-18
 
The Commandos are easily still one of the premier teams in the N.L., and with the reforming of the Nick Houslander division they should have little difficulty, winning the division for the third year in a row. Jedi Padawans #34A-36A were taken as apprentices by Jedi Masters Kaja Sinis, Ben Kenobi, & Luminara Unduli. Dumbledore gladly gave up his unorthodox spot on the Jedi Council, as soon as Kaja Sinis joined the team, which has established a strong Jedi leadership that works very closely with President Obama and at times serve as a good go-between for the President and the Doom and Montana factions that at times can be very polarizing. This has resulted in quite a few in-house squabbles usually prompted by some of the team’s evil characters. Most famously was the big Gungan/Sardakaur battle which ended up with the deaths of Gungans #12, 28, & 35, as well as Sardakaur #16 and horse #14 (innocent bystander). Training sessions are still taking place daily, which are proving useful in the furthering of the fighting prowess’s of many of the fighters, most notably Dora, Boots, and the Brangelina brats. No doubt that this team will remain a force to be reckoned with next year and that they will easily grab up a premier play-off seed.

Tuesday, November 3, 2009

Le' Napoleon Brigade

Head Coach: Napoleon Bonaparte
Assistant Coaches: Bo Schembechler & Yoda's spirit

Protected Roster
John Mclaine
Obi Wan Kenobi
Gandalf the Gray
Wonder Woman
Morpheus
Emperor Palpatine
Jaws (the shark)
Skyfire
Alan Scott
Man at Arms
Teela
Allia Atreides
Duncan Idaho Kwisatz Haderach ghola #12
Aragorn son of Arathorn
Robin Hood
Little John
Catwoman
Lara Croft
Allia Atreides Ghola
Fox
Coleman Trebor
The Lochness Monster
Black Hand
Princess Leia
Darth Nihilus
Leia Organa-Solo, Jedi
Chriselion
Namorita
Namora
Amazon (Princess Ororo)
Duncan Idaho Ghola #2
Anakin Solo
Aeon Flux
Karg
Even Piel
Bo Jackson
Red Devil
Hecate
Atrocikus
Maverick
Van Helsing
Princess Zelda
The Jolly Green Giant
Sprout
Padme Amidala
Batgirl
Power Girl
Guy Gardner (with Yellow Power Ring)
Bedovian
The Sando Aqua Monster
Glinda the Good Witch
Wonder & Young Nasty Man
Scary Spice
Posh Spice
Baby Spice
Ginger Spice
Sporty Spice
Vincent Vega
Jules Winfield
Marcellus Wallace
Penguin
Kate Austen
Dr. Juliet Burke
Sawyer
Poison Ivy
Arwen Evenstar
Riddler
Modulock
Unprotected Roster
Jedi Master #1A-15A (formerly Jedi Knights #1-15)
Velociraptor #31-48
Jedi Master #31-40
Daniel Rousseau
Army Soldier #101-130
Skeletor's Crack Troops #1-12
Ron Meyer
John Locke
Giada De Laurentis
Arachne
Jedi Knight #23A-27A (formerly Jedi Padawan #23-27)
Horse #26-44
Baron Fel
Atreides Soldier #1-10
Mike Lowry
Marcus Brunette
Oscar the Grouch
Goose
Andre the Giant
Big Boy
Cuortney Cox
The Farmer
Romeo
Juliet
PracticeSquad
Head Coach: Carrie Bradshaw
Assistant Coaches: Vito Corleone & Santino Corleone
George Jetson
Jane Jetson
Judy Jetson
Elroy Jetson
Rosey
Astro
Orbitty
Fozzy
Steven Tyler
Joe (F'n) Perry
Tom Hamilton
Brad Whitford
Joey Kramer
Pee-Wee Herman
Pterry
Skeletor's Crack Troop #13-15
Astro-Droid #3-10
Storm Trooper #84-87
Allia & Gandalf had no problem stepping down from their unorthodox Jedi Council spots to make room for Leia Organa-Solo & Coleman Trebor on what has become the council leading a team that is heavy laden with many Jedi Masters & Knights. The Brigade may not have made it as far into the play-offs this year as they did last year, but they are still considered by everyone in the know to be one of the premier teams in The National League. Army Soldiers #102, 108, & 129 all died while on sea creature feeding duty, and Skeletor Troop # 4 was killed mysteriousely when he pissed off both Marcellus Wallace and Vito Corleone, who have suprisingly not gotten into a turf war over the team (yet). Horse #41 & 43 were both eaten by Silver Dragons and Horse #28 was turned into glue when Andre the Giant unsuccessfully tried to ride him.

Beckerman's Backyardigan's: Beeyataches

Head Coach: Hanibal of Crete
Assistant Coaches: Austin & Pablo

Protected Roster
Darth Vader
Doomsday
Carnage
Wolverine
Boba Fett
Michael Myers
Black Dragon #5, 13, & 14
Darth Talon
Duncan Mcleod
Captain Britain
Trident
Skullcruncher & Grax
Nazgul #6
Hermione Granger
Mer-Man
Gambit
Krypto
Arc Trooper Captain
Arc Trooper Heavy Weapons Expert
Dark Phoenix
Red Hulk
Orion
Holocaust
Magog
Dracula
Cyclonus
Cyclonus' Armada
Spike
Arkillo
King Hiss
Dementor #7-9
Slugslinger & Caliburst
Abe Sapien
Lizard
Sasquatch
Vehicle Voltron
Killer Kroc
Vulcan
Fangry & Briscoe
Hush
Fly Wheels
Max Mercury
Double Cross
Trigger Happy & Blow Pipe
Ash
War Skrull #7, 8, & 10
Unprotected Roster
Black Dragon #1-4, & 6-12
Nazgul #6's Horse
Nazgul #6's Fell Beast
Sharkticon #1-10
Arc Trooper Liutenet #1 & 2
Arc Trooper #1-5
Velociraptor #1-15
Skrull #1-22
Belle
The Beast
Warg #1-6
Dementor #1-6, & 10
White Dragon #1-12
Sumara
Dark Side Marauder #1-12
Warg Rider #1-10
Warg Rider's Wargs #1-10
Sentinal #1-18
Noob Saibot
Uruk Hai #1-19
Krayt Dragon #1 & 2
Rain
N.S.-5 #37 & 38
Storm Trooper #15
Green Dragon #1-18
Brood Aliens # 6- 10
R2-KT
Practice Squad
Head Coach: Tyrone
Assistant Coaches: Uniqua & Tasha
Dark Side Marauder #13-20
Green Dragon #19-26
White Dragon #13-19
With arguably the best core out of any team in the entire FFL, the only negative thing you can possibly say about this team is that they lack the depth that some of the other premier teams in the A.L. have. With that being said assuming that The Backyardigans have even a decent draft they should easily waltz their way into the play-offs and probably a third straight division win as well. The Sith duo of Darth Vader & his apprentice Darth Talon are working perfectly together and the primarily evil team has no problem following their lead. Wargs #1, 3, & 5 were all dealt deaths by being eaten by dragons. While Dark Side Marauder #4, Arc Trooper #4, and Storm Trooper #15 all paid the price for their lack of vision at one point or another and were choked to death by Lord Vader. Storm Trooper #15, despite being made a semi-official member of The Arc Troopers (to be played for free with that squad) was also choked to death by Darth Talon, but most of the team thought it was just her way of showing off to Vader. It is unsure whether or not this team will be able to get past the hurdle of TEAM & The Horsemen in the play-offs, which is something they have had trouble doing in the past, but it is safe to say that they are going to be one of the best of the best in the league like they have been since day 1 of the FFL.

Saturday, October 24, 2009

Alice's Wonder Team

Head Coach: Grand Admiral Thrawn
Assistant Coaches: Michael Corleone & Chuck Daly
Protected Roster
Leeloo
Domino
Ram Man
General Zod
Non
Surtur
Jill Valentine
Darth Deez (Sith Lord #1)
Darth Nutz (Sith Lord #2)
Ewok #47
War Machine
Alice Abernathy
Alice Clone #1-3
Artemis
Storm Trooper #0
Jesse Quick
Conan
Joruus C'boath
Jorus C.boath
Primus
(movie) Rachet
Brawn
Leech
mandarin
Sharkticon #41-46
Predi-Alien
SSJ4 Gogeta
Hyperion
(Silver Age) Blue Beetle
Borg #1-10
President Skroob
Scott Evil
Roger Rabbit
Jessica Rabbit
Dixie Kong
Jedi Lightsaber Scientist #1 & 2
Ben Quadrineros
Mala
Fat Bastard
Kyle Browzlowski
Stan (I can't remember his las name)
Eric Cartman
Kenny
Fisto
Snapdragon
Crunk
Lucca Brazzi
Mon Mothma
Princess Wensica
G.I. Jane
Xena Onatop
Desmond Howard
Lisa Simpson
Unprotected Roster
Goblin #3-85
Sharkticon #11-46
Vampire #4-80
Mummy #1-13
Practice Squad
Head Coach: Princess Toadstool
Assistant Coaches: Daisy & Princess Irulan
Marge Simpson
Maggie Simpson
Dorothy Gail
Toto
Rosey (the hobbit)
Goblin #86-90
Vampire #91-95
Mummy #14-18
After getting off to a great start last year, Alice's Wonder Team took a definite turn for the worse in the second half of the season, but people in the know can't help but think that it was all part of Grand Admiral Thrawn's master plan. This is a team with a great base, but they are definitely lacking depth. Between The Sith Lords and Joruus C'boath, they have developed a dark side/vampire cult that is found to be extremely creepy even by the remaining Alices and
the goblins. The Mummies have been set up as a lower caste in the Vampire cult which resulted in the deaths of Mummies #6 & 9 when they weren't worshipping properly. Goblins will be goblins, so you can imagine that they have their typical squablles. This gave deaths to Goblins #12, 55, & 78. And as expected, when Primus began one of his massive and rare transformations, Kenny got to close which resulted in Primus accidentally killing him (bastard). Other than these few minor setbacks if Alice's Wonder Team can manage to have a good draft, than they should be in good shape to have a better season than they have ever had in the past.

Thursday, October 22, 2009

The Abomitrons

Head Coach: Alfred Pennyworth


Assistant Coaches: Steve Yzerman & Whistler





Protected Roster




Batman

Robin (Dick Grayson)

Robin (Tim Drake)

Smaug

Iron Man

Chuck Norris

Cyborg Superman

Mega Man

Phineas

Ferb

Perry

Capt. America

Starfire

Raven

Mario

Luigie

Yaddle

Ax-battler

Tyrius Flare

Gilleus Thunderhead

Underdog

Hancock

Blade

Leviathon

Cerberus

Beast

Kirby

Stryfe

Immell #1-20

Cyborg

Mrs. Voorhies

Abon Sur

Kyle Houslander

Zachary Houslander

Capt. Rex

Mara Jade, jedi

Iron Monger

Commander Cody

Death Adder

Ben Tennyson

Gwen Tennyson

kevin

Ace the Bat Hound

Ewok #49 & 51

Theoden King

Falco

Diddy Kong

Nomad

Bucky

Eomer

Sandra O


Unprotected Roster


Peter Venkman

Ray Stanz

Egon Spengler

Winston Zeddimore

Capt. Malcom Reynolds

Zoe

Wash

Book

Anora

Jane

River

Simon

kaylee Frye

Rush

Sebastian the Crab
Jedi Padawan #33

Tim Cheveldae

Paul Coffey

(The)Bryan Murrey

Jedi Master #37A-50A (formerly Jedi Knight #37-50)

Snow Trooper #26-45

Blade

Timmell

Elite Clone Trooper #22-40

Upgraded Agent #1-3

Wookie Soldier #31-45

Sledgehammer

Ape Soldier #1-20

Baby Colossus

Ratta the Hutt

Motaro

Naboo Soldier #1-20

Starship Trooper #51-90

Dark Helmet

Widget (with body)

The Ray

Montross

M. Bison

Sgt. Mike Shinsky

Sandra Bullock

Zombie #1 & 2

The Rohirim #1-6

Baby Bucky

Horribull

Creb

Starman



Practice Squad


Head Coach: Dr. Evil

Assistant Coaches: Mini Me #2


Olif Golzig

Buzzcut

Daria

Stewart

Danny Ocean

Rusty

Linus

Virgil

Turk

Yen

Frank

Bashar

Saul

Livingston

Rueben

Wookie Soldier #46-50

Ape Soldier #21-25

Starship Trooper #95-99



Patience has paid off for The Abomitrons. The Jedi Knights and Immells that were drafted in the old Reign Supremacy days have become Jedi Masters and fully functional clones that are ready to do battle. Jedi Knight #36's lightsaber was given to Sledgehammer who has attached it to his .44 Magnum. While Immell #20 (Iron Jedi) has formed a Jedi Council consisting of himself, Immells #4, 10, & 11; as well as Yaddle (the other senior Jedi), Mara Jade, and Jedi Masters #37A-39A, 41A, 47A, and 50A. Elite Clone Trooper #30 killed Snow Trooper #28 in an in-house squabble, which has led to all troopers having to attend anti "clone on clone" crime seminars. Wookie Soldier #34 and Ape Soldier #6 were also both dealt deaths when they decided to get rowdy and test the skills of some of the new Immells. They underestimated the combined clones and found that they were no match for Death Hammer (Immell #16) or Tammell (Immell #14). This team has gone from having the worst record in the FFL in Season 1 to just barely missing the play-offs in Season 2. With the onset of expansion in both number of teams to compete against and number of teams making the play-offs The Abomitrons look really good going in to Season 3.

Sunday, September 27, 2009

The Brotherhood of Evil Midgets

Head Coach: Alexander the Great



Assistant Coaches: Kurt Houslander & Alan Keyes








Protected Roster








Mr. Mxytplk



Magneto



Mighty Mouse



Usagio Yojimbo



Katma Tui



Count Dooku



Asajj Ventress



Ch'p



Psylocke



(original) Duncan Idaho



Link



Quasar



Tom Bombadil



Nightwing



Thundercracker



Omega Supreme



Superboy



Green Lantern #3



Oppo Rancisis



Adam Warlock



Beppo the Super Monkey



Nosyarg Kcid (Larry)



Bat-Mite



Mike Troup



Gamera



Squirtle



Ryachu



X-23



Rogue



Smart Grimlock



Aayla Secura



R.O.B. the Robot



Bontu Sitmus



Artie



Leach



Amantia



Larvox



Liu Kang



Bill Kelly



Pythona



Mighty Mousette



Durge



Bub



Bob



Richie Rich



Mangy Mouse



Allia Atredies



Toad



Toad



Megalon



Air Zonk



Hermes



Stilgar



Robert Muldoon



Longshot



Wonder Man



Shia Lebeuf



Aurra Sing



Wheely



Power Glide



Radaghast



Salack



Speedy



Kermit the Frog



Power Dump



Ttanus



Adi Gallia



Kid Flash



Baby Wolverine



Sky Warp






Unprotected Roster






Buchephalus



Dr. Ub'x



Peppermint Patti



Marci



Widget



Air Zimmel



Lolo



Papa Smurf



Gwildore



Wicket W. Warrick



Green Dragon #27



Gold Dragon #3-8



Silver Dragon #16 & 17



Twisted Mentat #2



Little Goomba #64



Jedi Knight #17A-20A (formerly Jedi Padawan #17-20)



Dark Side Akolyte #1-6



Dark Side Adept #1-6



Jawa #11



Meriadoc Brandybuck



Oin



Gloin



Balin



The Wasp



Hobbit #1



Pony #1-3



Nazgul #3



Nazgul #3's horse



Nazgul #3's Fell Beast



Troll #1-6



Evil Dwarf #1-6



Balrog #3 & 4



Fremen #52-57



Thufir Hawat



Bene Gesserit #1 & 2



Bene Gesserit Reverend Mother #1-4



Jedi Padawan #34-36, & 40



Honored Matre #1-2



New Sisterhood #1-2



Jedi Guardian #4



Duncan Idaho Ghola #5



Mentat #1



Ginaz Swordsmen #11-16



Ancient Ginaz Swordsmen #1-6



G.W. Bridge



Kylun



Spider Ham



Black Knight



Simmell



Scrimmell



Ratts Tyrelle



Hammer Bros. #11-16



Death Bringer



Capt. N



Duke



Pit



Mouser



Stratos



Michelle Dessler



Tony Almeda



Flint Fireforge



Purple Dragon #13-14



Griffin #11-16



Tybalt



Treasure Troll #1-2



Jinx



Skimmell



Chucky



Bride of Chucky



Darth Yardigan (Sith Lord #3)



Jedi Padawan #32A & 33A (formerly Jedi Youngling 32 & 33)



Wicked Witch of the East



Dave Goverde



Pete Clamenza



Gobo



Mokey



Dozer #8 & 9



Quick Kick



Smurf #1 & 2



Carlos Chiappe



Jedi Master #33A-35A (formerly Jedi Knight #33-35)



Ewok #41-46



Dark Jedi Master #13A-16A (formerly Dark Jedi #13-16)



Dark Jedi Master #12-13



Suk Doctor #19



Velociraptor #21-23



Vampire #100



Dwarf #1-2



Haldir


Beachcomber


Super Battle Droid #1 & 2


Murbella


Blue Devil


Blue Wizard #2


Salacious B. Crumb


Nightsister Sith Witch #2, 7, & 20


Samurai #20


Bultar Swan


Galadriel


Goro


Widdle Wade


Ryu


Ken


Chun Li


Kintaro


Paploo


Gas Gopher


Avian #1


Mas


Menos


Astra




Practice Squad




Head Coach: Carla from Cheers


Assistant Coaches: Dean Cain & Terri Hatcher




Cubby


Nick Nack


Ralph


Duncan Idaho (child)


Norm Peterson

Cliff Claven

Bumblebee

Kitana

Thorin

Qui Gonn Jinn's Spirit

N.S.-5 #35 & 36

Dark Jedi Master #17A & 18A (formerly Dark Jedi #17 & 18)

Bene Gesserit Reverend Mother #5 & 6

New Sisterhood #3 & 4

Ent Wife #1

Centaur #1-6

Avian #3-5



What happend in the locker room:
It’s been a busy off-season for the Brotherhood’s locker room. Jedi Padawans #17-20 all rose to the rank of Jedi Knight. Head Coach Alexander the Great also saw Jedi Knights #33-35 ascend to Jedi Masters. But with these promotions, many Jedi are without Padawans. Oppo Rancisis and Jedi Master #33A have taken the grown Younglings as their Padawans. Toad and Toad got into a scuffle as to who was the more “Toady” in a fight. During that fight, Treasure troll was stepped on and killed. (Toad won by the way.) Count Dooku, Darth Yardigan and Asajj Ventress have been secretly meeting with the Dark Side Acolytes and Dark Side Adepts, while Dark Jedi Master #13 and Dark Jedi Master #13A have found a unique bond between them. Mr. Mxyzptlk and Nosyarg Kcid caused a bit of ruckus when they magically released all six of the Brotherhood’s Trolls and their three Velociraptors. The Green Lanterns were able to pen the beasts, but not before Ginaz Swordsman #11, Dwarf #2, Mokey, and Hammer Bros. #16 all were killed by the animals. The two Fifth Dimension Imps had a good laugh over this. With the expansion of the League, the Brotherhood stands to make a pretty good run at this year’s Playoffs.

Built Ford Tough

Head Coach: Sparky Anderson

Assistant Coaches: Ewok #75 & Treasure Troll #26


Protected Roster
Han Solo
Chewbacca
Indiana Jones
Jack Ryan
Harrison Ford
USAgent
Wilt
Barry Sanders
Beta Ray Bill
Capt. Jack Harkness
Gwen Cooper
Dr. Owen Harper
Toshiko Sato
Ianto Jones
Aslan
Bill
Bud
Deadly Viper Assasin Squad
Prof. Snape
The Flaming Carrot
Power Man
Iron Fist
Serious Black
Star Sapphire
Fantastic Max
FX
AB
Grapple
Cowboy Curtis
Archie the Octospider
Andrew jackson Libby
E. Honda
Dr. Who
Darkwing Duck
Steve Mcqueen
Mr. T
Moltar
John Connor
Paul McCartney
John Lennon
George Harrison
Ringo Starr
Joey
Pacy
Dawson
Strong Guy
Solid Snake
Veronica mars
Keith Mars
Weevil
Ellie
Katie
Benjy
Diego
Baby Jaguar
Ancient Sith Lord #8-14
Mandalorian #6-10
Sardakaur #1
Unprotected Roster
Scout Trooper #1-33
Sardakaur #2-12
Failed Jedi #4-10
Arachnid (book version) #1-50
Sand Trooper #1-25
Practice Squad
Head Coach: Failed Jedi #1
Assistant Coaches: Failed jedi #2 & 3
Empty
The Built Ford Tough squad got off to a rough start, but for their first year in the league actually surpassed the expectations of many. For a team that lacks depth they do have some talent that definitely was showcased during season 2 and will probably be more apparent in Season 3 with the new expansion. The Arachnids proved very useful during the last season, but they aren't exactly safe to have in the locker room, which is how Ewok #75, Sand Troopers #5 & 15, & Scout Troopers #2, 14, & 27 were all dealt deaths. The team's Sith Lords have been patiently trying to turn the Failed Jedi to the Dark Side of the force, giving them a quick and easy path to the power that they were unable to completely attain through Jedi training. Some of them have shown that they have more powerful resistance abilities and Jedi order loyalties to this than expected, but others have been amazingly receptive.
P.S. This team doesn't have alot of money and Fantastic Max and Diego go thru diapers pretty quick, so if you could give them a hand with some extra Pampers, it would be appreciated.

Team S.P.

Head Coach: Alexander Luthor

Assitant Coaches: Herman Munster & Grandpa Munster


Protected List
Brood Alien #1-5
War Skrull #1-5
Ultron
Namor
Dr. Strange
Cyclops
Jean Grey
Ice Man
Beast
Angel
Mimic
Black Manta
Brainiac
Travis Bickle
Kilowag
Rorschach
Aspen
Vampirella
Bullseye
Enchantress
Vision
Blockbuster
Mothra
Dirty Harry Calahan
Snake Pliskin
Super Skrull
Baron Mordo
Mr. Joshua
Bill the Butcher
Jubilee
Kazar
Zabu
Deathbird
Blink
Giant Man
Unus the Untouchable
Dr. Manhattan
The Comedian
Ozymandias
Nite Owl (2)
Capt. Metropolis
Silk Spectre (2)
Master Mind
Capt. Boomerang
Binary
Brood Queen
Cloak
Dagger
Roy Batty
Francis Beggbee
Black Cat
Kahn
Elektra
Banshee
Thunderbird
Biff Tannon
The Smoking Man
Norman Rockwell
The bad guy from Scanners
The Flash (Golden Age)
Spider Woman
Kang the Conqueror
Quicksilver
Unprotected Roster
Namor's Griffin
Stick
Skrull #23-50
Compsagnathid #29-90
Navy Sailor #1-30
Xenomorph #1-54
Practice Squad
Head Coach: Lily Munster
Assistant Coaches: Eddie Munster & Marilyn Munster
Xenomorph #56-84
It was a fairly dissapointing season for Team S.P., having made quite a few moves to improve during the Season 2 draft but not making the play-offs when they had in Season 1. The weakness of The Bryan Beckerman division as oppossed to The Ryan Poteracki division made it difficult to secure a play-off spot, but after this years expansion, Team S.P. may find themselves on the top of the heap once again (even though it would be very difficult to win the division, being stuck with both The Backyardigans and The Abomitrons to compete with). The Brood Queen has taken control of not only her own Brood but of all The Xenomorphs as well which has made the rest of the team section off about two thirds of their headquarters as "Alien territory". Several deaths occurred when Team S.P. members wandered into the area, these were SHIELD Agent # 4, Navy Sailor #14, Skrull #49, and Compy's #30, 34, 56, & 80. Other than that Alexander Luthor with the help of the Munsters, Cyclops, & Brainiac run a pretty tight ship which keeps in house problems to a minimum.

Brock Sampson's Fighting Murderflies

Head Coach: King Leonidas


Assistant Coaches: Brock Sampson & Beatrix Kiddo





Protected Roster




The Maxx


Julie Winters


Doc Brown


Dobby


The Groovy Gang: Ted, Val, Patty, Sonny, & Groovy


Jay


Silent Bob


Forge


Bob: Agent of HYDRA


Agent X


Hellboy


Aunt May


Etrigan the Demon


Lobo


Guy Gardner


G'Nort


Howard the Duck


Booster Gold


Kyle Raynor


Ted Nugent


Sandworm #1-5


Hawkman


Hawkgirl


Batgirl


The Planeteers: Kwame, Wheeler, Linka, Gi, Ma-Ti, & Suchi


The Mighty Morphin Power Rangers: Jason, Zach, Billy, Trini, & Kimberly


Mystery Inc.: Fred, Velma, Daphne, Shaggy, & Scooby


Mecha Godzilla


Rancor #1 & 2


Ewok #5-8


The Power Puff Girls: Blossom, Bubbles, & Buttercup


The Technobots: Scattershot, Lightspeed, Strafe, Nosecone, & Afterburn


Ron Popeil


Scarlet Witch


Starro


Grimlock


Dark Claw


Lobo the Duck




Unprotected Roster




Sarah Palin

Sandworm #6-13

Jedi Master #20

Ginaz Swordsmen #10

Greedo

Dorf

Jedi Padawan #39A & 40A (formerly Jedi Youngling #39 & 40)

Shatterstar

Hydro-Man

Lourne Michaels

Ewok #9-40

Marine #3-70

Suzanne

(Brain Damaged) Beowolf

Jawa #1-10

Ham Salad

Chinchilla the Wookie Monster

Hans Gruber

Jaroth

Speedy Gonzalez

Judge Dredd

Clone Trooper #26-71

Brak

Fluke Starbuster

Alf

Steven Segal

Jonny Rico

Ematejoca

Navy SEAL Chief #10

Nav y SEAL #28-32

Rosholas


Practice Squad


Head Coach: Shazam

Assistant Coaches: Caramon & Raistlin Majere


Marine #71-100
Jedi Master #20 has taken the former Jedi Youngling #39 as his padawan learner while the former Youngling #40 has been taken as a padawan by Fluke Starbuster. Marine #36 & Clone Trooper's #29 & 58 all were dealt deaths while on Sandworm feeding duty, but despite this, having the Sandworms around has been more than beneficial for the team as they are now all highly addicted to the spice melange, giving the entire team hightened awareness and amazing reflexes, not to mention extended life (Due to their extreme spice addictions since the very beginning of the league, Ron Popeil, Guy Gardner, & the entire Mystery Inc. gang have all been gifted with one more life, that even the mighty Watchers have been unable to remove). Ewoks #10, 15, & 38, along with Jawas #2 & 8 were all eaten by Rancors at some point, but nobody has any details because for the most part it went unnoticed. King Leonidas is confident that Season 3 will bring good things to the Murderflies and believes that their chances of making the play-offs for the first time this year are very good.

The Syracuse Valley

Head Coach: Mcgruff the Crime Dog





Assistant Coaches: Agamemnon & Menelaus of Greece











Protected Roster










Omega Red




Darth Techno




Leonardo




Raphael




Nightcrawler




Star Fox




Sonic the Hedgehog




Bossk




Splinter




Xenomorph #91-100




Dash Rendar




Leebo




Knuckles




(movie) Megatron




(movie) Starscream




(movie) Jazz




Sub-Zero




Rayden




(movie) Frenzy




Mr. Game & Watch




Squawk Talk




Beast Box




overkill




Slugfest




Shang Tsung




Wonder Boy




Baby Nightcrawler




Rayne




Kid Thunder




Wald




Beavis




Butthead




Buttchunk




Guille




Sockpin




Wingnut




Screwloose




Crasher




Rob Bartlett




Doogle




Jedi Guardian #3




Jedi Padawan #37




Scooter




Darth Rave




Moritanti Soldier #1




Navy Sailor #60




Kree Soldier #1




Balrog #5




Little Goomba #4




The Egg Plant Wizard




Hammer Bros. #3




Boomerang Bros. #1




Fire Bros. #3




Giant Hammer Bros. #1




Jonny Cage




Jax




Kid Chameleon




Game Boy




Wart




Mappy




Homer Simpaon








Unprotected Roster








Hammer Bros. #4-10




Boomerang Bros. #2-10




Fire Bros. #3-10




Giant Hammer Bros. #2-10




Little Goomba #5-63




Kree Soldier #2-44




U.S. Navy Sailor #61-93




Moritani Soldier #2-12








Practice Squad








Head Coach: Sam Malone




Assistant Coaches: Frank the Tank & The Dude from Quackers








Gordon Barbo




Black Lightning




Bran




Glass Joe




Pitfall Harry




Jimmy Lee




King Hippo




Kree Soldier #45-50




U.S. Navy Sailor #94-99




Moritani Soldier #13-15











(movie) Megatron has secured his place as the unofficial leader of The Syracuse Valley and has done a pretty good job of turning them into a fighting force to be reckoned with. Head Coach Mcgruff, though not much of a tactician has also done a pretty decent job of keeping the team's spirits up. Despite unprecedented lossses to The FFL Graveyard last season, The Valley did manage to pull off some more wins and to put together a decent season (especially in comparison to their 9 straight losses in Season 1). Jedi Padawan #37's training is progressing rather well under the tutelage of Jedi Guardian #3, while the Sith Lord Darth Rave has become a powerful warrior who is working tirelessly to train Darth Techno in the ways of the dark side. Star Fox on the other hand has been put in charge of the team's pilot corps, and has also become pretty good with Darth Maul's old double bladed lightsaber, despite the fact that he has no force powers. It is no secret that this team will have to have a good draft just to fill the spots that have been emptied do to the massive amount of deaths they experienced, but they have high hopes for a winning season. Three Little Goombas were accidentally stepped on by Transformers during the off-season (#5, 9, & 60). While Rob Bartlett proved his fighting prowess when he got into a scrum with Navy Sailor #64 who unfortunetely did not make it out of the incident alive. The team was very impressed with Bartlett's new found fighting skills (even after they found out that the sailor had a blood alcohol level of .26 and could barely hold his click clack). Moritani Soldier #2 was also dealt a death when a huge hammer was "accidentally" dropped on his head by Giant Hammer Bros. #1 after he made a brief video making fun of the Hammer bros. and their cousins inability to get the job done in the last 2 seasons.