Pop-Superstar Hannah Montana & President Barack Obama's "Best of Both Worlds" Touring Battallion of Commandos

Head Coach: President Barack Obama
Assistant Coaches: Pop-Superstar Hannah Montana & Dr. Doom P.H.D.

Protected Roster

Dave Bowman: The Starchild
Buffy Summers
Spiderman
General Grievous
Qui Gonn Jinn
Leon
Harry Potter
Juno
Albus Dumbledore
Bryan Beckerman
Bizarro
Angel
Willow Rosenberg
Lazarus Long
Xerxes
Dante
Azeem
The Herculoids
Venus & Serena Williams
Dora the Explorer
Boots
Captain Steven Hiller
Luminara Unduli
Barress Offee
Tlaloc
David Beckham
Ms. Marvel
Rodimus Prime
Ben Kenobi
Black Adam
Paralax
Iorek Byrninson
Kaja Sinis
Orion Pax
Dr. Fate
Mary Marvel
Ginny Weasaly
Luna Lovegood
Serafina Pickala
Brangelina
Octane
Trax
Darth Binks
(movie)Blackout
Vindicator
Sgt. Apone
Vasquez
Hudson
Hicks
Bishop
Rachel Ray
Warf
Huma Dragonbane
Huma’s Red Dragon
Venom
Ransack
Barrage
Chop Shop
Mrs. Doubtfire
Ellen Ripley

Unprotected Roster

James Baldwin
Ferro
Dietrich
Spunkmeyer
Drake
Frost
Crowe
Wierzbowski
Dr. Grant
Jack Crowe
Rick Deckard
Red Dragon #1-9
T-3
Allosaurus #1-8
Destro
The Baroness
Shawn Ferrell
V
Riggs
Murtaugh
Clone Trooper #100
Swimmell
Jedi Master #21-30
Eowyn
HAL 9000
Gungan Soldier #1-50
Xavier Harkonen
Juda Ben Hur
Tarful
Bail Organa
Bronze Dragon #1-5
Jedi Palawan #34A-36A (formerly Jedi Youngling #34-36)
The crew of the Icarus
Smokescreen
Nightmare
Sydney Poitier
John Turner
Knox
Maddox
Pax
Zahara
Shiloh
Vivian
The Creature from the Black lagoon
Starship Trooper #100
IG-88
Zam Wessell
Metroid #1-3
Darth Binks
Hannibal King
Lady Deathstrike
Ardeth Bay
Seraphina’s daemon
Duke
Muldar
Skully
Frank Poole
Karallen
Chevell
Back Pack
Map
Vorian Atreides
Duncan Idaho Ghola #4
Prof. Henry Jones Sr.
Ellie Sattler
Acklay
Chow Yun Fat
Kendra
Zartan
Black Dragon #15
Original Human Torch
Maxima
Blue Beetle
Nicole Des Jardin
Thomas Jefferson
Sir Winston Churchill
Shortround
Bashar Miles Teg
Paul Atreides Ghola
Serena Butler
Erasmus
Mohamed Ali
Cole Sear
John Adams
Horse #12-15
Jen Linley
Human Bomb
Sardakaur #13-18
Lyra
Pantalaon
Will
Kirjava
Astro-Droid #19 & 20
Capt. Latin America
Cannon Man
The Bottomless Stomach
Kid Nee
Gungan Councilman #1 & 2

Practice Squad

Head Coach: Boss Nass
Assistant Coaches: Capt. Tarpals & Representative Jar Jar Binks
　
Gen. Hawk
Lt. Falcon
Leather Neck
Major Bludd
Buzzer
Ripper
Monkey Wrench
Torch
First Aid
Bronze Dragon #6, 11-19
Metroid #6, 9-18
　
The Commandos are easily still one of the premier teams in the N.L., and with the reforming of the Nick Houslander division they should have little difficulty, winning the division for the third year in a row. Jedi Padawans #34A-36A were taken as apprentices by Jedi Masters Kaja Sinis, Ben Kenobi, & Luminara Unduli. Dumbledore gladly gave up his unorthodox spot on the Jedi Council, as soon as Kaja Sinis joined the team, which has established a strong Jedi leadership that works very closely with President Obama and at times serve as a good go-between for the President and the Doom and Montana factions that at times can be very polarizing. This has resulted in quite a few in-house squabbles usually prompted by some of the team’s evil characters. Most famously was the big Gungan/Sardakaur battle which ended up with the deaths of Gungans #12, 28, & 35, as well as Sardakaur #16 and horse #14 (innocent bystander). Training sessions are still taking place daily, which are proving useful in the furthering of the fighting prowess’s of many of the fighters, most notably Dora, Boots, and the Brangelina brats. No doubt that this team will remain a force to be reckoned with next year and that they will easily grab up a premier play-off seed.