Week 1: The Brotherhood of Evil Midgets vs Hayley's Comets

The Brotherhood of Evil Midgets are Nightwing, Baby Wolverine, Captain Power, Lockheed, and Baby Ewoks #1-2.

Hayley's Comets are Hordak w/Yellow Power Ring, Lady Deathstrike, and Prinplup.

“Are we seriously going to fight in the Regal Beagle with three hairy babies?!” asks Captain Power. “Yep, what of it?” replies Nightwing. “Well I guess nothing,” says Captain Power. “Power on!” They all walk into the Regal Beagle where they see Larry and Jack hitting on two ladies over by the bar. Baby Wolverine runs underneath the one of the girls, who happens to be wearing a skirt, climbs up a bar stool and orders a beer with a nipple on it. The bartender is about to deny him the request, but Baby Wolvie pop his claws out at the bartender, who decides it’s in his best interest to oblige the baby. The two Baby Ewoks join Baby Wolverine up on the bar and start doing tequila shots. Lockheed flies over and joins them as well. “Stay focus, Jonathan,” says Nightwing. “Fine, but when we win, you’re buying the first round,” retorts Captain Power. But just as he says that, the Soldier of the Future is slammed up against the wall by a giant yellow energy blast. Nightwing is then kicked to the ground by Lady Deathstrike. Dick Grayson (starting in his second bar fight this week, if anyone is counting) back flips up and spin kicks Lady Deathstrike in the mouth. The two skilled fighters continue their attack on each other as Baby Wolverine, Lockheed and the Baby Ewoks knock back several drinks. (I bet you guys never realized the high alcohol tolerance Ewoks have, did you?) Their drinking comes to an end as Prinplup knocks Baby Wolverine off of his bar stool. “Oh bub, you’re gonna regret doing that,” Baby Logan says. He is then slashed across the face by Prinplup with its claws that are in its wings. Logan, the Baby Ewoks and Lockheed all attack Prinplup and overwhelm the Pokémon penguin. “That’s what you get you Backyardigan reject,” quips Baby Wolverine. Captain Power, meanwhile, is having a terrible time for his first outing at a member of the Brotherhood. Hordak is firing magic spells, and yellow energy blast simultaneously. Captain Power does his best to counter these attacks, but Hordak is simply too powerful for him to overcome. Hordak finally ends Captain Power’s life with a yellow spear to the Jonathan’s golden chest piece. Lockheed flies over and attempts to fry Hordak with a blast of fire from his mouth, but Hordak is able to put up a yellow force field. He then vaporizes the purple dragon with a magic spell. Nightwing throws Lady Deathstrike over the bar, smashing her into all the bottles lined up against the back of it. She retaliates by skewering both Ewok Babies and throwing them right at Nightwing. This enrages Baby Wolverine who goes into a baby berserker rage (would that be called a berserker temper tantrum?) and leaps onto Lady Deathstrike. She viciously stabs and claws at her face and chest, eventually killing the cyborg ninja assassin. Hordak now is outnumbered two on one, but he is ready for the challenge. Nightwing flips into the air and goes to dropkick Hordak, but he is frozen in mid air by a magic spell. Hordak then uses his yellow power ring to ensnare Baby Wolverine and launches him right at Nightwing, driving Baby Logan’s claws deep into his own teammate’s abdomen. Hordak finishes this battle by encasing Baby Wolverine in an airtight yellow energy bubble, and patiently watches the baby mutant gasp for each last valuable breath.

HAYLEY’S COMETS ARE VICTORIOUS!!