George Washington’s Slaves Vs Xavier’s Annihilation squad

George Washington’s Slaves are Starship trooper #1, Starship trooper#2 ,metroid #18

Xavier’s Annihilation squad is B.A. Baracus, Bonk, Ninja Gaiden, Rouge the Bat

The two team’s are beamed into the danger room. Starship trooper#1 and #2 both bolt for a tactical position as soon as there feet touch the ground, Metroid #18 slowly begins to follow them.

Mean while on the other side of the room, B.A. Baracus is woozy from the trip, he assumes its from the drugs.

B.A: Awww man wear the hell am I now, witch one of ya’ll drugged me. Was it you baby? Let me out a here baby, I ain’t got time for this jibber jabber!

Ninja Gaiden: He’s wifh me. Reave him arone, or I kell you!

Rouge the Bat: yea, he’s with me two.

Ninja gaiden: Shut it b#*%h!

EXCUSE ME CAN I HAVE EVERYONES ATTENTION UP HERE AT THE CONTROL ROOM..

Its Griffin Poteracki of Griffin’s high maintenance dope fiends and destroyers.

Hey guys how’s it going , I just wanted to talk to you all about something before we start the match. Now I know that I promised we would have color commentators for this match , and I know that I took up a collection from most of the players in the league to do so. But here’s the thing. I was surfing my way down town on the back of my head coach black lantern Al dog , and we were suddenly flagged down by a young black man, this young black man informed use that he had a plethora of moderately priced narcotics, and with one look at each other Al and I knew this was a sign from a higher power. So we spent all the money on crack and heroin. Sorry well get ya back next time. Now lets get this match going.

The Danger room suddenly springs to life with a swarm of robots and pit falls.

The 2 troopers are quickly surrounded, but easily mow down the advancing robots. It is not so easy however to locate their primary targets. Suddenly they spot something closing in.

Starship trooper # 2: What the F#*K is that!
Starship trooper #1: It’s some kind of flying brain bug. Shoot it!

Metroid # 18 is killed by friendly fire.

Starship trooper #1: Col. Jenkins would cry like a little b***h if he found out we blew the brains out of a brand new brain bug.

Starship trooper #2: I know he’s turned into such a fa***t

OUT OF NO WHERE
Rouge the Bat Swoops down with ninja gaiden on her back, the two charge at the troopers. Ninja gaiden deflects the bullets of the trooper with ease, He begins to run up the wall then leaps back to the floor, now back to the wall, now he’s right on top of Starship trooper #2, with one strike he cuts the trooper in half hotdog style. Starship trooper# 1 uses the fate of his friend to narrowly escape the ninjas clutches by hitching a ride on a passing missile. Ninja gaiden turns to see that his teammate was not as lucky as him, she took trooper#1’s full clip to the face.

Ninja gaiden regroups with what is left of his team, B.A is battling a robot and Bonk is lifeless on the floor. Ninja gaiden cuts the robots head off.

Ninja gaiden: wut happin to mi frend?

B.A: He just ran at the sucker, jumped up in da air and came down head first! Why would he do that, his heads already to big for his frail little body.

Ninja gaiden: It was good death.

While they were distracted a team of robot x-men have surrounded the two heroes. Starship Trooper #1 has taken up position atop a platform. Realizing he doesn’t have enough ammunition to kill his primary and new secondary targets, he decides to use his nuke.

Elsewhere in the building Professor Xavier Also realizes that starship trooper #1 is gana use his nuke. The professor races down the hallway plowing right over Shadowcat and Storm, he even knocks jubilee down the stairs possibly killing her. He finally reaches cerebro just before the trooper launches the nuke, and with its help he completely implodes his brain.

Shadowcat: Hey man what the hell was that all about?

Professor Xavier: Oh sorry, I rented out the Danger room to the FFL and one of those starship pricks was going to set of a nuke. Do you have any idea how many times I’ve had to rebuild this F*%KIN place. I don’t get any state funding for you little freaks, that s%*t comes out of my pocket.

George Washington’s Slaves : ALL DEAD

Xavier’s Annihilation squad: B.A. Baracus and Ninja Gaiden survive.

GEORGE WASHINGTON’S SLAVES WIN BY DQ