The Abomitrons Vs The Horsemen of Apokolips

The Abomitrons are
Immell #10 (w/ a blue lightsaber): Jedi Fire , Immell #11 (w/ a red lightsaber): Raven Knight , Immell #14: Tammell , Immell #16: Death Hammer , Immell #18 (w/ a Zapper): Dr. Ray Wookie , Immell #19 Zombie Bullock

The Horsemen of Apokolips are
Dazzler KISS: Gene Simmons with a Red Lightsaber, Ace Frehley with the Heat Axe (from Shining Force), Paul Stanley with the Atlas Axe (from Shining Force), Peter Criss with the Halberd (from Shining Force)


The two teams are beamed into the danger room which is set to Tiger Stadium, Detroit, Mi 1996.

Kiss is on stage along with dazzler. And the Abomitrons end up back stage in the dressing room.

Jedi fire: So we cant go out there and attack them head on or the fans will rip us apart, and Dazzler is going to be super strong with all this music. So anybody got a plan?

Raven Knight: Jedi Fire, Tammell and Death Hammer you three set up behind the P.A system for an ambush. Dr. Ray Wookie you get there attention and lure them back here, it shouldn’t be that hard you smell like 10 Jamaicans slap boxing in a elevator. And you look like goat vomit.

Jedi Fire: Well he smells like goat vomit more then he looks it.

What The Fuuuuuuh, rip, spssshh, gurgal.

“everyone turns around with weapons drawn, to zombie bullock having consumed Tammell’s face and now working her way to the brains from the eye socket.”

Raven Knight: Come on Death Hammer you were supposed to be watching her! Dude now we don’t have them out numbered! Get her back on her leash!

Suddenly the room lights up with blinding beautiful light.

Dazzler: Quick start playing your music it will make me stronger.

Dazzler creates a defining dome of sound around the Immells they begin to bleed from every orifice and when I say every orifice I mean every last one. What would seem to be like one last desperate act Jedi fire launches a barrage of star bolts ,which in a stroke of dumb blind luck she manages to knock out the 32 bit holographic projector.

Danger room: system failure, Switching to default setting.

Dazzler moves in for the kill when suddenly the floor beneath her gives way and she falls into a blender like pit and is turned into mutant juice.

Raven knight : Its on now ladies.

Ace Frehley shoots a fireball from his guitar at Dr. Ray Wookie completely burning all hair from his body . While stunned by the 3rd degree burns covering him, Peter Criss lops off the front of Dr. Ray wookie’s face. As Ace and Peter high five, zombie bullock approaches from behind and takes a huge bite out of Ace Frehleys back, He turns to defend himself only to have the front of his neck violently torn out and the dirty hands of zombie Bullock reaching through the cavity of his neck in a attempt to gain access to his brains. Peter Criss acts fast and destroy the brains of both zombie Bullock and Ace frehley.

Gene Simmons: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Paul Stanly : its ok gene, ace is in a better place now.

Gene Simmons: I don’t care about that, the life insurance policy I had on him does not cover zombie attacks.

Peter Criss severed head falls to the ground blood spewing from where the head once was. Gene Simmons and Paul Stanley race to face raven knight who has silently teleported in behind Peter Criss. it’s a two on one melee. But raven knight is clearly the better swords man. He easily disarms Paul Stanley but Star child freezes raven knight in his tracks giving gene the opportunity to dismember him.

Paul Stanley: OH NO! They’ve killed him.

Gene Simmons: Don’t worry about it my insurance covers light sabers.

Jedi Fire approaches and engages the two in combat. With a hard round house kick to the face Paul Stanley is out cold. Enraged she turns her attention to Gene and starts to powerfully slash at Gene with the light saber. Simmons being weaken by doing a full two hour set in full make up and after suffering from the loss of such a great investment in ace Frehley’s life insurance. He falls to one knee.

Jedi Fire: how does it feel to know that I am about to violate you with every inch of this saber.

Gene replies with a burst of flames from his mouth. Jedi fire screams in agony as her face melts off, and with one quick snap the demon puts her out of her misery.
ABOMITRONS ALL DEAD.

The Horsemen of Apokolips are VICTORIOUS!