TEAM Vs. Team Sleeping Pussy

TEAM is Jedi Councilman #1, Roy "Mr. Awesome" Shildt, & Bruce Lee.

Team Sleeping Pussy is Cyclops & Kahn.


The Danger Room is set to look like Missile Command, which bodes well for Mr. Awesome and his squad; but before the match can truly start Roy gets "screwed" once again by the powers that be. Cyclops, after having been the leader of The X-Men for so many years, knows every code there is to know when it comes to The Danger Room. Cyclops easily changes the setting of The Danger Room to the most basic setting that Prof. X used to have him run when he was a young student at the school. It is a grassland setting that Cyclops knows so well that he could do it blindfolded and that greatly benefits his own long-range, non-melee powers. Kahn and Bruce Lee enter into a pitched battle that would make Becks poop himself as if he were in one of his own matches but it is cut short when Mr. Awesome uses his heightened brain power and superior sperm count to toss his ukulele directly into the head of Kahn. This gives Bruce Lee the upper hand for a moment, but the superior human being of Kahn is able to overcome the ukulele interruption and deliver a perfectly placed kill blow to the neck of Lee. Kahn is weary from his battle with Bruce Lee, which is why he is taken off guard by Shildt. Roy skewers Kahn through the heart with An American Flag Pole to kill the genetically enhanced tyrant. Mr. Awesome then pauses for a moment and picks up his cell phone to get Guinness and Playgirl on a conference call to ask for a ten page spread of himself, nude over Kahn’s dead body; but before he can work out the logistics he is fried by Cyclops’ optic blasts. Cyclops has seemingly popped out of nowhere as he is hiding behind trees and bushes before they even fully appear and then getting away before they dematerialize before the eyes of the rest of the people in the match, who unlike him do not have the simulated room committed to memory. The Jedi Councilman has been doing his best to get a jump on Cyclops; but despite his heightened Jedi senses and reflexes, Cyclops is still able to stay one step ahead. Cyclops parks himself behind a large rock for cover and begins shooting at The Jedi Master. The Jedi Councilman manages to dodge out of the way of the attacks, and then uses the force to pick up the enormous boulder and throw it out of the way, relieving Cyclops of his cover and exposing him to a full-frontal melee attack. Cyclops takes a few shots at the Jedi, but The Master easily blocks the optic blasts with his lightsaber. Both competitors stop and prepare to square off when Cyclops decides to aim and open up his visor to its full capacity against the Jedi. The distinguished member of the Jedi High Council decides not to attempt to evade the wide-ranging blast and to block it with his lightsaber. This mistake proved to be his last as the immense mutant power rips through both the lightsaber and force-barrier of the Jedi to completely melt him in place.
TEAM SLEEPING PUSSY IS VICTORIOUS!