B3 vs the Dopefiends

Beckerman's Backyardigan Beeyatches are: Black Lantern Apocalypse and Holocaust

Griffin's High Maintenence Dope Fiends are: Kingdom Come Superman, Techno Destructo,
Bozzo Destructo, and Black Lantern Al Dogg


BA-WHOOOM!!!

Kingdom Come Superman's body explodes through the main window of the abandoned JLA Watchtower on the surface of the moon. Black Lantern Apocalypse follows his foe and stands over him.

"Get up" he sneers "I'm not done with you yet"

"Yeah, well I'm not through with you either." KC Superman says as he gets to his feet. He blasts BL Apocalypse with a burst of heat vision, taking his head off, and takes off to the armory to try and find something to put the black lantern down for good. As he frantically searches for something he can use to gain a victory, he hears a quick scuffle followed by two giant explosions. Suddenly the body of BL Al Dogg smashes into a display case next to KC Superman.

"What happened?" asks Superman

before BL Al Dogg can answer the chilling voice of Apocalypse fills the weaponry.

"My son and I have made quick work of your Destructo teammates. This wretch continues to live, only because he's powered by the same source that fuels my mighty forms. But not for long. Son, if you will." with that Holocaust arrives and begins to absorb the black lantern of BL Al Dogg as once again, Apocalypse and KC Superman begins their tireless battle. Holocaust completely drains Al Dogg's ring, and it falls empty to the ground

"Father, the energy. I can hardly contain it" whimpers Holocaust

"Then allow your father to ease your suffering" Apocalypse replies and grabs KC Superman's unconscious body and hurls it like a javelin at his wounded son. The body strikes Holocaust's containment suit and causes it to rupture. Holocaust exploding body vaporizes everything in it's area. After the explosion, a black ring begins to flicker. A form hazily starts to emerge.


It is Apocalypse.

"As if there were any doubt Apocalypse would prevail" the victorious Beeyatch says, and he notices Al Dogg's black ring lying on the ground, broken in two and the charred skelton of KC Superman. As a tribute to a hard fought victory Apocalypse gathers the shattered ring and buries it underneath the shuttle dock, or "porch" of the JLA Watchtower. Allowing Al Dogg to hopefully rest in pieces, and then pays homage to this year's number one draft pic by skull f*****g Kingdom Come Superman's skeleton*



*note: I'm sure there's a joke about BL Apocalypse Kingdom Coming all over the skeleton, but I can't figure the right way to word it.





Griffin's High Maintenance Dope Fiends: All Dead

Beckerman's Backyardigan Beeyatches: Black Lantern Apocalypse survives


BECKERMAN'S BACKYARDIGAN BEEYATCHES ARE VICTORIOUS!!!!!!