Team Sleeping Pussy Vs. Built Ford Tough

Team Sleeping Pussy is Black Lantern Leeloo, Black Lantern Mr. Fantastic, & The Brood Queen.

Built Ford Tough is Jeff Houslander (w/ a Red Lantern Ring) and Wendy Thomas in Houseway's Ford E-250 Van, Fantastic Max, FX, and AB, Despotellis, & Black Lantern Han Solo & Zombie Chewbacca in a Snow Speeder.


“Rock and Roll” FX yells as he spins around his green ears from the back of The Houseway Van and turns Bill Kelly’s Plumb Hammer into a space ship for him, Max and AB to climb into. With this move the motley crew of ships begins circling the moon and flying in fast towards The Sleeping Pussies which have taken shelter in a large crater on the surface. One cannot see Despotellis flying in the center of the flying Ford Van (it is flying do to the red energy aura being created by it’s driver Jeff Houslander), the flying plumb hatchet being piloted by Fantastic Max, and The Snow Speeder being piloted by Black Lantern Han Solo and Zombie Chewie. Han has put a black energy shield between he and Chewie because he is afraid that Chewie will get hungry and begin to try and feast on him. Although, Chewie in his zombie form is still co-piloting the ship okay. Whether this is because Han is controlling him with his black lantern abilities to some degree or whether being in a cockpit with any version of Han is triggering an autoimmune reflex is unsure. The Black Lantern’s of Leeloo and Mr. Fantastic combine black energy bursts and instantly target all three of the space worthy vessels. Only Max is able to avoid the hits as both the Snow Speeder and E-350 are blow to pieces. Jeff, Han, and Chewie all manage to survive the blasts and crash down to the moon surface, but Wendy unfortunately is killed by the attack. Jeff Houslander is filled with rage at the death of Wendy, and along with Despotellis combines lantern powers to rip apart both Black Lantern Leeloo and Black Lantern Mr. Fantastic. This stunning display of power serves the team well, but in the end the red and yellow lantern join the black lanterns in death when Mr. Fantastic’s scientifically altered ring (altered by him of course) sucks Reed Richards killer into the blackness with the former Fantastic Four Front Man. The Brood Queen rips apart Zombie Chewbacca and then spits him out, realizing that a zombie wookie is to gross for even a brood alien to consume. Black Lantern Han Solo then flies at The Brood Queen with his black energy blaster blazing and a pitched battle ensues. Fantastic Max sees this and decides that he has seen way to many Han Solos die in his career and that he won’t allow it to happen again. Max sets a collision course for The Brood Queen, when AB yells: “I can’t let you do this Max”! Max is silent but FX says: “We have to AB, we need this win if we are ever going to make the play-offs”! AB then decides that Max is right, but he cannot let the baby take the risk. AB throws a space helmet over Max’s head and shoves him outside of the hammer-spaceship. AB, then begins to move toward FX, when the little green alien says: “Come on AB, I like what you did for Max, but you know you can’t pilot this hammer without me, and besides this isn’t my 10th death so let me go down with you”! AB nods and the two of them fly the ship (hammer-end first) directly into The Brood Queen at top speed. “Well kid, we lost a ton, but we won the match” Han says to Max as they fly away knowing that.
BUILT FORD TOUGH IS VICTORIOUS!!