Better Than All of You vs. The Tijuana Taco Benders

“It's not that we're afraid, far from it, it's just that we've got this thing about death... It's not us!”
-Barf

I look upon the teams which will do battle in this Season 4, Week 11 Match located in Dave Pilkinton’s ’77 RV. They are as follows:

Better Than All of You: Lonestar, Barf and Tully Blanchard w/ Sith Lanvarok.

The Tijuana Taco Benders: Zuckuss and Charmeleon

Let the battle begin. . .

The born-again wrestler has taken control of Dave Pilkinton’s RV. Blanchard uses one hand to steer the motor vehicle, while his other hand focuses the Sith Lanvarok at the enemy. Blanchard fires the Lanvarok and Charmeleon uses its tail flames to burn the fired projectiles in mid-air. Charmeleon then launches itself at Blanchard and uses its claws and jaws to rip him apart.

Tully Blanchard: Lord!!! Why have you forsaken me?!?!

Charmeleon bounds over the mangled Blanchard and rushes down the aisle toward Lonestar and Barf. Both use their blasters and fire at the Pokemon. Charmeleon falls to the floor; dead. Although the RV begins to careen out of control, Zuckuss focuses on the two Spaceballers.

Zuckuss: Who are you?

Barf: Barf!

Lonestar: Not in here, mister! This is Pilkinton’s ’77 RV!

Barf shrugs and rushes toward the steering wheel. Barf eventually gains control of the vehicle. The Gand bounty hunter takes advantage of Barf’s focus on the road and fires his weapon. Barf looks down and sees a hole through his gut. Barf dies. Lonestar, in a frenzied vengeance, repeatedly fires on Zuckuss. Zuckuss is killed.

Tijuana Taco Benders: All dead.

Better Than All of You: Lonestar survives.

BETTER THAN ALL OF YOU IS VICTORIOUS!!!