Beckerman's Backyardigan's: Beeyatches are..
Ash and Ewok #48
Michael Vickz Bad Newz Kennelz of Lurve is…
Gimli w/Heat Axe
The three combatants are teleported into the R.V.
Gimli: What sort of sorcery is this, you can not just pluck a dwarf from his home like that, ill have you know I have powerful friends.
Ash: Oh would somebody shut this crybaby pigmy up, I get sent through portals to s***ty places all the time you don’t see me cryin ta my mama.
Gimli: How dare you , I will chop you to bits.
Ash: Ha, we got you got numbered, I bet my primitive little buddy here tears you an new a**hole.
Alright now listen up you primitive screwhead, You see this? This... is my boomstick! The twelve-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about a hundred and nine, ninety five. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You got that?
Gimli uses his heat Axe and fire’s a bolt of heat lightning at Ewok#48, Ewok#48 explodes and what is left of him coats Ash and the walls of the R.V.
Ash yelps then jumps behind one of the seats
Gimli: Get up you coward!
Ash takes of one of his boots and whips it at Gimli hitting him square in the face. Ash then gets up and rushes his foe who has recovered from the boot, they begin slashing at one another. Gimli Chops of Ashes Chainsaw hand, Ash screams for a second and then realizes that he had already chopped that hand off in 1987, and with his other hand he puts his boomstick to Gimli’s head. But just as he pulls the trigger, the speedy dwarf turns his head and causes the Buckshot to ricochet of his helmet and back into Ash’s face. His corpse looks much like Evil Ash did just before he was buried the first time.
Michael Vickz Bad Newz Kennelz of Lurve ARE VICTORIOUS!
Beckerman's Backyardigan's: Beeyatches : ALL DEAD
Michael Vickz Bad Newz Kennelz of Lurve : Gimli survives.
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I'm out (pretty sure). I'm done!
-Pablo
Good match Gryff, really good stuff.
Damn Becks, not having you in the playoffs totally would blow.
Congrats though to the Kennelz. The idea of not having either of you guys in the playoffs really sucks.
If my calculations are correct, both the Backyardigans and the Kennelz will be in the Playoffs.
Who would have guessed that these two teams would be the 7th and 8th seeds? Well, at least they are both in.
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