Pop Superstar Hannah Montana and President Barack Obama's "Best of Both World's"Touring Battalion of Commandos vs Brock Sampson's Fighting Murderflies

am so edgy now that I sing Nirvana songs" "Pop Superstar" Hannah Montana and "Wait let me check...yep, I'm still the F#$*in Man!" President Barack Obama's "Best of Both World's" Touring Battalion of Commando's are….

Earth 2 Superman, Muhammad Ali in a space suit, and President Barack Obama in a space suit

Brock Samson’s fighting Murderflies are…

Dynomutt The Dog Wonder, The Blair Witch, Lobo, Sarah Palin, Ron Popiel, Doc Brown, Squirrel 1 and 2

Earth 2 Superman: So Mr. president do you want me to just crush them all now or…

President Barack Obama: No, just take out the heavy hitters for me, I wana say Hi to Sarah.

Earth 2 Superman speeds over to Lobo and before he even has a chance to use any of his lame a** lines, Kal-L Punches the right half of his face off then rips out the aliens heart. Covered in blood, Earth 2 Superman chases down Dynomutt. Once he has his hands on the super pooch he puts the dog in his cape and then bashes it against the ground several times.

Doc Brown and Ron Popiel really want no part of this fight, they have put their colossal brains together and have built a space craft that you don’t have to fly, you can just set it and forget it.(you don’t actually forget you just go into an artificial trance from the hyper sleep) But before the worlds most beloved scientists can escape the moon their space craft is ripped open and they are exposed to the vacuum of space.
It really does look just like total recall when you die in space.

President Barack Obama: Showtime.

The President makes it look easy when he snow boards down the large slope of one of the many craters on the moon(he doesn’t actually have a snow board he’s doing that with his bear feet), with no problem at all
Obama reaches the floor of the crater and runs full speed at Sarah palin. The one time Vice Presidential candidate fires 6 shots with her shot gun, not coming close once. Barack hits Palin with a crescent kick then grabs the knife from her vest and plunges it into her chest.

President Barack Obama: Two notorious terrorists in one month? Mr. President How do you do it.

SUDDENLY

the Blair Witch runs up and tries to stab the President while his back is turned. OUT OF NO WHERE two large hands launch out of a backpack Barack was wearing.

Ding Dong the Blair Witch is dead due to a broken neck.

Muhammad Ali: I am a Bad Man!


So, Almost like Luke Skywalker and Yoda but more like an even weirder version of master blaster Barack Obama and Muhammad Ali decided to attach themselves to one another.


"I am so edgy now that I sing Nirvana songs" "Pop Superstar" Hannah Montana and "Wait let me check...yep, I'm still the F#$*in Man!" President Barack Obama's "Best of Both World's" Touring Battalion of Commando's are Victorious!
Brock Samson’s fighting Murder flies : All Dead


I am so edgy now that I sing Nirvana songs" "Pop Superstar" Hannah Montana and "Wait let me check...yep, I'm still the F#$*in Man!" President Barack Obama's "Best of Both World's" Touring Battalion of Commando's : Flawless victory!