Le' Napoleon's Brigade vs Xavier's Annihilation Squad

Le’ Napoleon’s Brigade is Princess Leia, Padme Amidala, Lala and Sprout.

Xavier’s Annihilation Squad is Black Lantern Josh Houslander and Kevin (from Sin City).

Black Lantern Josh Houslander is driving the R.V. down the Interstate, hitting every car or blue truck that is in his path.  Kevin sits shotgun and stares blankly out the window.  “Dude, you haven’t said a word since we left Indianapolis,” Black Lantern Josh says to his teammate.  “Come to think of it, I’ve NEVER heard you speak.  What’s the deal cuz?”   Kevin doesn’t say anything and continues to gaze out the window.  He does however nudge BL Josh in the arm and points out the window to a pair of women standing on the side of the road with their thumbs out.  “Oooh, skanks,” BL Josh says as he pulls over to talk to them.  He stops the RV and rolls down the window. “Hey babies, ever had you a$$ licked by a weird mute wearing a sweater?”   Padme Amidala and a gold slave bikini-wearing Princess Leia begin to smile as Lala sneaks into the R.V. from the back.  BL Josh notices it and reacts quickly.  “Pffff, nice try sluts, but I’m a video game master,” he says as blasts Lala away with his Black Lantern powers.  Sprout the leaps into the R.V., but BL Josh yet again works quickly to grab a hold of him and takes a huge bite out of Sprout’s head, killing him.  “Mmmm, asparagus. Man, my pee is going to smell soooo bad later. Heh heh heh,” BL Josh says as Kevin, mouth watering, attacks Leia and Padme.  “Dude, leave the hearts for me! You can have the rest of them.  No wait, on second though, let me do a few things to them before you eat them. Know what I’m saying cousin?” BL Josh says as Kevin spin kicks Leia back against the couch in the back.  Padme lunges over the table and benches and fires a couple shots at BL Josh.  He dodges them and pulls out the gun that is hiding underneath front seat and puts a bullet right in her belly.  “Heh, wanna see my lightsaber?” BL Josh says as he rips the heart of Padme out of her chest and consumes it like it was a Blazin’ wing from B-Dubs.  Princess Leia manages to wrangle herself free from Kevin, but he manages to pull her gold slave bikini top off.  Now topless, she picks up the machete that was lying on the floor of the R.V. and lops BL Josh’s head off with ease, since he was mesmerized by the sight of her bare chest. (Wouldn’t that be just awesome to see, a topless Princess Leia, cutting the head off a zombified Josh???)  Kevin then tackles her down and takes a bite out of her next.  He then uses his razor sharp claws to slice her throat, thus killing Leia.  Kevin then calmly cuts a large chunk off of each girl and prepares it on the stove.  He then calmly sits down at the table and enjoys a lovely dinner for one.

XAVIER’S ANNIHILATION SQUAD IS VICTORIOUS!!