FFL "Spoiler Sport"- Post Season Edition. Round One.

Cotton McKnight here, with your post season edition of FFL "Spoiler Sport" here on ESPN 8-The Ocho!

Well, round one is officially in the books, and I don't think it's an exaggeration to say that just about all of these teams will never be the same. Plenty of blood has been spilled, let's see which teams lost the least amount.

We'll start with the Stan Lee conference. Former FFL champions Beckerman's Backyardigan Beeyatches taking on Brock Samson's FIghting Murderflies, and perhaps the biggest story coming out of this match is that Brock Samson will no longer be able to compete for the Murderflies. That's right, despite a valiant effort, which saw a number of veteran Murderflies compete for the final time including team namesake Brock Samson,  the Murderflies were unable to stop the Backyardigans. It wasn't an easy task for B3, but in the end the unstoppable killing machine Doomsday lived up to his name and was the death of the Murderflies championship dreams this year.

As for the other match in the Stan Lee conference, Team Sleeping Pussy was able to just about dominate Griffin's High Maintenance Dope Fiends and Destroyers, thank once more to the tactics of Kang the Conqueror. The Dope Fiends got in a few shots, thank to the black lantern Cloverfield Monster, but the time traveling of Kang gave SP the edge in this bloodbath. Will Kang be able to keep his murderous grip on the Play-Off Planet? Or will it be Doomsday for the time displaced despot? Keep watching the Ocho as we bring you round two of the 2012 FFL play-offs Backyardigans vs Team SP, sponsored by Kim's Korean Kitchen. Kim's! Where we'll wok whatever you like, as long as it's not dark meat.

Over in the Lucas conference, history may be repeating itself. As we saw in week one, George Washington's Slaves managed once again to best The Horsemen of the Apokolips. It was an amazing match, which saw just an incredible firefight between Starscream and Wedge Antilles along with a masterful clinic from Luke Skywalker. The Slaves paid dearly for their win, however. As the lone survivor, Yoda, escaped the battle with his life, but missing an arm and an ear. As of this report, we still haven't gotten word on if Yoda will advance to the next round in this damaged state, or if his owner will euthanize the Jedi and bring him in whole, but with only one death remaining in his career.

As for the other match, we may be getting ready to see another unbeaten streak from "Pop Superstar" Hannah Montana and President Barack Obama's "Best of Both Worlds" Traveling Battalion of Commandos. Just like we saw in week one, the Commandos were victorious over a very game Logical Genocide, who almost had the match won. The teams were almost mirror images of each other, with the make or break moment coming when White Lantern Deadman and Nekron both utilized their resurrection powers to revive their respective teams for one more round to the death. In the end. Kingdom Come Superman was the sole survivor of the match, and perhaps bringing him onto their team is the final piece to the Commandos championship puzzle. However, before they get to the finals, they have to face the team that put an end to their perfect run-George Washington's Slaves. Will these two teams next meeting go the same as their last? Or will the Commandos show last time to be a fluke, and they really are the perfect team this year? Will find out as George Washington's Slaves take on "Pop Superstar" Hannah Montana and President Barack Obama's "Best of Both Worlds" Traveling Battalion of Commandos live! Here on ESPN 8-The Ocho!

We now take you over to Ocho correspondent Pepper Brooks who's got a quick recap on this year's consolation rounds. Pepper!

"Thanks Cotton. Yeah. Guys won matches. Other guys lost. The Burger King burned down a McDonald's. This black lantern did some dick move. Uhhhh. Oh! A guy had a monkey! They like, beat up some mouse who threw bombs. But it wasn't Mickey Mouse. Mickey wouldn't do that.  Ummmm. A little boy and his robot won, and I think they like went home and started to fu-"

Thanks Pepper! With that we leave you, before the FCC fines us!

For "Spoiler Sport" and Pepper Brooks! I'm Cotton McKnight. Thank you and good night!