Play-Offs 2012- Round 1: Team Sleeping Pussy vs Griffin's High Maintenance Dope Fiends and Destroyers

Team Sleeping Pussy is:

Mr. Fred Rogers w/Purple Lightsaber
Dr Manhattan
Silver Surfer w/ Green Lantern Ring **9 DEATHS**
Planetary:  Elijah Snow, Jakita Wagner, The Drummer and Ambrose Chase
Zombie Mothra **9 DEATHS**
Zombie Mephisto
Black Lantern Kyle Rayner
Wild C.A.T.S.:  Spartan, Voodoo, Grifter, Zealot, Warblade, Maul, Lord Emp and Void
Mimic
Black Lantern Mister Fantastic
Black Lantern Leeloo
Dolpin
Namor with a Trident
Aspen
Bullseye with Red Lightsaber
Dr Strange with Mithril Vest
KaZar and Zabu
Western Ghost Rider
Kang the Conqueror **9 DEATHS**

Griffin's Dope Fiends and Destroyers are:

Yellowjacket (Hank Pym)
George Weasley
Fred Weasley
Plastic Man
Black Lantern Cloverfield Monster
Fantomex and EVA
Hoppy the Marvel Bunny
Robin Hood
Little John
Dr. Light
Dust
Venom (Flash Thompson)
State Farm Agent w/ LEGION flight ring
Geiko Gekko
Lifelock Robot
The Monkguin
The Screen Trax Robot
Parademons #1,2,3,4,5, & 6
Young Avengers: Patriot, Wiccan, Hulkling, Hawkeye (girl), Stature, Speed, and Iron Lad
Doom Patrol: The Chief, Robotman, Negative Man, Elasti-Woman, Mento & Ambush Bug
RED Crew: Frank Moses, Joe Matheson, Marvin Boggs, Victoria & Ivan Simanov
Predator Crew: "Dutch" Schaefer, George Dillon, Mac Elliot, Billy Sole, Blain Cooper, Jorge "Poncho" Ramierz, and Rich Hawkins



Kang the Conqueror eyes the Play-Off Planet, reminiscing about his various appearances there. He's deep in thought when an uncharacteristically angry Silver Surfer approaches him.

"Know this Conqueror,should you attempt to use me as a pawn like you did last time, I will show no hesitation in ending your miserable, wretched life. The Surfer is no man's pawn! I'll assist you in your scheme, but should you attempt to do more then you've disclosed, you will regret it."

"Really, Surfer? Is what Kang did so different from what your former master, Galactus, had you doing for countless years? How much blood is on your hands from that? What I conspired to do is no different, so spare me your bluster and indignation. If not for Kang, we might not even be on this return trip, so Kang will not be lectured by the likes of you. Now, be off. Kang must prepare. "

"Just honor the deal monster. Or, you will regret it." and the Surfer storms off.

"Fear not, wretch" mumbles Kang "You shall not be the ally is betray today. But you shall forever earn Kang's undying hatred."

"We've got everything in place, Kang."  interrupts Mr Fantastic "The package is just where you said it'd be. In the city, surronded by his familiars."

"Then begin. Kang has business elsewhere" and with that he departs

With that, Team Sleeping Pussy launches into the city and begins battling the Dope Fiends. It's the Doom Patrol vs the WildCATS. The two teams are pretty evenly matched, and blood has yet to be spilled.  Suddenly there's a huge screech as zombie Mothra appears in the city and levels everything with one of his blasts.  As everyone struggles to get up, Bullseye appears and quickly slays Mento. He gathers his corpse, the joins Spartan as they're all whisked away by the Silver Surfer.

The Surfer and his passengers land, and black lantern Mr Fantastic quickly attaches the corpse of Mento to a giant device.

"Hurry, the brain electricity is fading." says the Drummer. as he beings affixing cables to Mento's helmet and to Spartan. Then straps Mento into the Pussies gigantic device.

"It's in. Manhattan, power it up." says Reed

As Dr Manhattan begins to charge up the device,  Spartan turns to Bullseye and tells him "Do it."

Bullseye strikes Spartan down, and just as the WildCATS leader falls, Mento's eyes flutter open.

"I'm in" says Mento

"Excellent. Strange. You're up"

Dr Strange puts his hands on Mento/Spartans head and begins chanting.

"The psychic link is active. We're linking in to almost every active mind on the team. I just can't find a few of them." says Drummer.

"No matter, we'll have the numbers. Now!"  commands Kang.

"My spectral form is now in front of  you all" says Strange. "You are powerless to resist me. ADAVRA KADAVER!!!"

With that, just about all of Griffin's Dope fiends fall to the ground, dead.  The only hope for Griffin's squad are the Young Avengers and the black lantern Cloverfield Monster.

While there's not alot of hope for the Dope Fiends, these are still some heavy hitters. The Cloverfield monster is decimating whatever opponents get in front of it. Taking out the remaining WildCATS, Namor, Dolphin and Aspen. An impressive bodycount, but the powerhouse duo of Dr Manhattan and the Silver Surfer arrive and put the beast down.

The Young Avengers quickly huddle in a cave, and plot strategy.

"Look, we may not win." begins Patriot "But I'll be damned if we...HURK!"

Patriot drops to the floor dead.

"What's happening?" screams Hawkeye as she notches an arrow.

"I'llgocheckreallyqui-" begins Speed but as he rushes out of the cave he's decapitated.

"Was I ever really so young and naive to surround myself with such incompetent children?" says Kang as he enters his opponents sanctuary. As he enters he fires a shot and kills Wiccan before he can avenge the loss of his twin brother,

Hawkeye fires an arrow at the conqueror, but it bounces off of Kang's forcefield. He then kills her for the effort. Hulkling and Stature are also dispatched just as easily.

"Now then, how about we have a chat?" he says to IronLad.

"Monster!! How could you? They were our friends??" screams the younger Kang.

"Friends??!!! You dare speak to me of friends? Friends are nothing that lasts. Glory. Glory is what lasts. Tell me, will your "friends" be as true to you as glory is when they learn that YOU were what brought us victory today, boy?"

"Whu-what?" asks a bewildered IronLad

"You're a younger version of me" says Kang "Do you think I'd forget a moment like this? My entire squadron slaughtered as if they were nothing??!!  My friends slain right before my eyes, despite me already sparing them the fate that befell my other comrades??!!!  I remember it boy, I remember it ALL and that is why it has transpired exactly this way. I did all this, because I ALREADY LIVED THROUGH IT!!!" Kang spews "I know exactly what you're thinking right now. 'It can't be true. Even with this going on, I'd never plot against my allies like that', you may think. Well child, let me tell you that I'm living proof. You. Are. Wrong."

"LIAR" screams IronLad who fires a blast at Kang, who easily sidesteps the shot. IronLad screams and rushes forward, only to be casually slapped to the side.

"Idiot." Kang sneers "Let me tell you how the rest of this existence goes. You will die. Numerous times. You will see many, MANY more friends and allies perish before your eyes. You WILL learn that in this life we lead the only thing worth having is glory. It is the only thing that cannot be taken away from you. Remember this moment, boy. You may not understand or appreciate what I say now, but you will. And the sooner the better."

"You're wrong" sniffs IronLad "I'll die before I become as twisted as you are."

"You're exactly right" says Kang who fires a blast right through the head of IronLad. "And damn you for it"

With that, Kang looks longingly at the bodies of the friends he had once so many years ago.

"For glory" Kang whispers and departs