Sunday, March 1, 2015

Season 8, Week 2 Match:John and Vader House of Sith Aids vs. Team Sleeping Pussy: Epilogue

            A steel mesh separates the locker room areas of the additional commons added to each team for the season.  The Vampires hear the fighting outside and wait to be released to join their new teammates in the forest fight.  At the same time, the two teams scan one another in near total darkness, but notice that each is an assortment of Vampires.  The Aids have Vampires 41-50.  Team Sleeping Pussy has Vampires 61-70. 
Vampire 63: Hey, 69.  Turn on the light so we can really scan our enemies!
Vampire 69 walks toward the wall that contains an array of switches. 69 flips the yellow one.
Vampire 64:  Make sure you switch the artificial one, not the solar one!
Vampire 69 looks down and notices the wording: “Solar light.”
Vampire 69: Oh, sh@t!
Before Vampire 69 is able to undo what he has done, sunlight rips through both areas and all of the vampires, 41-50 and 61-70 explode into dust.

 

4 comments:

Artifact said...

Haha. Nice save.

NFG Mike said...

Classic Vampire #69 and his wacky antics!

Josh the Commish said...

Damn!! Vampire #69 with 10 confirmed kills in this match alone. Season record so far. All Star nod anybody??

Lickolas said...

He has my vote. Huh huh 69!