Season 8, Week 2: Layanderletson's Super Orange Kitties And Cats Living Together To Make A New Family vs. Brock Sampson's Fighting Murderflies

The Super Kitties are: The Jokester, The Harley Quinn Monkey, Speedy, Mas, Menos, Meta Knight, Manic the Hedgehog, Sonia the Hedgehog, Starfire, Terra, Batgirl (Betty Kane), Iggy Koopa, Larry Koopa, Neytiri, M. Bison, Jacob Black w/Star Sapphire Ring, Sam, Paul, Jared, Quil, Goblins 8 through 10 and 41, and Vampires 75 through 80.

The Murderflies are: Ace the Bat Hound, Female Dr. Light, Wonder Twins Jayna and Zan, Doctor Doomsday, The Maxx, Julie, Raiju, Scunner, Slattern, Captain Caveman, Quick Draw McGraw, Ace Duck w/Blue Lightsaber, and Goblins 21 through 30.


Deep in the Kokiri Forest, the Great Deku Tree was feeling less than great. He wasn't sure if it was indigestion, root rot, or a giant chitinous cyclops spider nesting in his bowels. A fairy he sent to seek help found a group of travelers crossing the bridge to the village. "Hey! Listen!" It squeaked at them. "The Great Deku tree has fallen ill, he doesn't have much time! Come wi-". Harley the Monkey swiped the fairy out of the air and gobbled it up for its pure protein. "Harley, you murdered that fly!" the Jokester joked. "Ha, no, but... eating the needy is bad. No banana for you tonight!" A disappointed look crossed the monkey's face. "Sounds like this Great Deku Tree is in trouble" added Batgirl, Master Detective. "Maybe if we help him he could help us find the Murderflies." The Murderflies, minus three enormous kaiju, were having some trouble finding their way through the lost woods. "Why did we come in here? We're all going to starve before we find our way out!" shrieked Goblin 27. "And where the hell are the three big guys we were supposed to have?" Frustrated, Doctor Doomsday knocked the wind out of the it with a light kick. "We all heard the music, it could have been the enemy. We all tried to follow it. If this dog wasn't so useless he could have lead us back, I didn't expect Batman to be such a poor trainer." Jayna comforted the Bat Hound as he laid on the ground exhausted. "You pushed him too hard, the poor thing is dehydrated. We need to find some... hey, Zan, I have an idea." He understood uneasily. "Sounds horrifying but I guess it's the only way." They fist-bumped heroically and Jayna took the form of herself. Zan took the form of a puddle in front of the thirsty hound, being lapped up within moments. The life of one for the good of the many, as Spock once said. Rest in peace, Leonard Nimoy. Rest in peace, Zan.

Back in the forest village, the Super Kitties were having some trouble getting to their destination as well. A little green man was blocking the trail, insisting "nobody sees the Great Deku without a sword and a shield! Your sword doesn't count either, little metal guy, it's more about increasing sales at the shop and making the quest seem longer." Offended, Meta Knight drew his weapon. "YOU'RE calling ME little, shorty?" He slashed at the Kokiri but the blade seemed to repel a few inches away. "Nice try, pipsqueak, but you're not the first to pull that crap. I've been holding up eager adventurers since the 90's, they ALL want to kill me."

"Well, what now? We COULD have afforded gear if Manic and Speedy didn't shoot up all our rupees" Terra said accusingly. "I think I know a way. Give me 30 minutes" said Jacob. 20 minutes later, he returned with equipment and a face full of lipstick stains. "Easy enough, I just had to help some green haired midget chick with some household chores for a few rupees." The team made their way to the Deku Tree, who was beginning to wither from his affliction. "O Legendary Heroes, please come into my mouth and fight off the evil that taints me." No later than he opened his mouth-door, a bestial roar came from within and the ground began to quake violently. The Tree and the earth around it burst apart and from deep underground Slattern, Scunner, and Raiju arrived. The Murderflies could hear the cacophony, and with Ace rehydrated by Zan's noble sacrifice they began making their way out of the woods. But by the time they reached the village, there was hardly a village left. Scunner and Slattern were crystallized by violet light, but the Super Kitties had suffered too many losses in the surprise attack to handle all three of the monsters and only Raiju remained on the battlefield, partially and agonizingly crystallized. He continued his rampage and fissures tore the ground. "I think we won, why isn't that thing stopping?" Ace Duck shouted unaware of the enormous tree toppling over on him from behind. Doctor Doomsday, just about fed up with his day of wandering the woods, was ready to take care of the situation before it got any worse. He ran beneath Raiju and with one powerful vertical leap he crashed through the crystallized portion of the beast and shattered its body to steaming bits. Soaked in gore, he turned and gave an intense stare to his team. He reached into a pocket in his cloak and pulled out a single milk bone. "Good dog, Ace. Lead us the hell out of here."