S8W6: RABBLEROUSERS Vs. Barkleys

REAL MAN'S RABBLROUSERS ARE: MOVIE SHOCKWAVE, MOVIE DRILLER, JUNKEON #13+14, DARTH NIHL, DARTH DESOLOUS, NAZGUL #7 W/FELL BEAST, KRAYT DRAGON #3, FADAYEE #1-5, FREMEN #58-63, TRANSFORMER #10, SCOUT TROOPER #31-33, GOBLIN #49-50, #61-63, AND #86-87.

Charles Barkley's Turrible Decisions are: Movie Scorponok, Alia Atreides (Empress Regent), Duncan Idaho Ghola #8, Hrrm, Sandworm of Saturn #1, #3, #4, and #6, Shriekers #1-6, Twisted Mentat #1, Fremen #1-6, Balrog #1, John Zacharski, Moritani Soldier #12, and Little Goomba #8-16.

*Watcher's note: Apologies to both teams in advance. This one is a "by the numbers" deathmatch. Nothing clever, no story or strategy, nothing of substance. I've been sick the last couple of days, and me brain not work so good. I requested a sick day, but Josh the Ironfisted promptly denied the request, then quickly teleported me to the desert location. Sorry guys, you deserve better. (Well, maybe REAL MAN doesn't). Happy Easter and Passover. -NuFaGtu the Sickly Watcher.

Charles Barkley's Turrible Decisions' Alia Atreides has her forces at the ready, except for Sandworms of Saturn #1, 3, 4, and 6 and Movie Scorponok. They burrow beneath the sand, and are waiting to emerge at a dramatic time, as Sandworms and Scorponoks are prone to do.

REAL MAN'S RABBLEROUSERS also await the battle at hand. Movie Shockwave and Darth Desolous argued over who would lead, but Shockwave's pet Driller eventually convinced Desolous to stand down.

Both teams leaders give the signal, and their respective squads charge into the fight. Fremen #1-6 tangle with Fremen #58-63, with Fremen #1 and #3 surviving.

Shriekers #1-6 easily overwhelm Fefayee #1-5, although Fedayee #2 manages to kill Shrieker #5.

John Zacharski is cruising around in a dune buggy... wait, The Barkleys don't have a dune buggy... John is crushed inside of Transformer #10 when it changes to robot mode.

REAL MAN's Darth Nihl and Darth Desolous are enjoying the carnage, and march throught The Barkleys numbers with lightsabers a'twirlin. They clean up the remaining Fremen and Shreikers, as well as Moritani Soldier #12. Balrog #1 finally ends the reign of terror with his flame whip.

The Barkley's Alia Atreides and Duncan Idaho Ghola #8 are skilled fighters, but are still having trouble with Junkeon #13 and #14. Hrrm the Futar and Twisted Mentat #1 help to even the odds, and the Transformers are soon turned to scrap.

Movie Shockwave and Nazgul #17 w/Fell Beast close in on the Dune inspired quartet. Alia Atreides wisely decides to finally unleash the four Sandworms of Saturn and Movie Scorponok. Their sudden appearance isn't in time to save her or her compatriots from Movie Shockwave and The Nazgul, but she insures that they are the first two to fall to the Beetlejuice beasts. Movie Scorponok turns his attention to Transformer #10 and Scout Trooper #31-33, and takes them out.

Things are looking up for The Barkleys, until REAL MAN sends in his own cleaning crew: Movie Driller and Krayt Dragon #3. The enormous duo rages through the battlefield and takes out anyone left standing, although Sandworm of Saturn #1 manages to defeat the Krayt Dragon before it also dies.

The indiscriminating Movie Driller also destroys The Barkley's Little Goomba #8-16, as well as REAL MAN's own Goblin #49, 50, 61, 62, 63, 86 and 87. Prior to the massacre, they were calmly discussing the inequality displayed to the random commons this year. Irony!