Season 8, Week 7 Match: The Mickey Mouse Grindhouse vs. The Traveling Sisterhood of Evil Midgets

“They need water,
Good water;
They need water,
And maybe somebody's daughter.”

“Water,” The Who

I look upon the teams which will do battle in this Season 8, Week 7 Match located at Level 7-2.  They are as follows:

The Mickey Mouse Grindhouse: Ranx the Sentient City, Golden Army Soldiers 12, 19, 26, 27,  28, 29, 30, 37, 38 and 39, Zombie Marine 2, Xebel Soldier 1, Smurf 9, Little Goomba 34 and U.S. Navy Sailors 62-70.

The Traveling Sisterhood of Evil Midgets: Navy Sailors 21-30, Charybdis, Sharticons 33-40, Ice Brothers 1-6, Vampire 100, Magwai 1, Jedi Masters 34A, 35A, 17B, Honored Matre 11 and Treasure Troll 1 on an aircraft carrier.

Let the battle begin. . .

The Midgets’ aircraft carrier cuts through the waters of Level 7-2, with a specified aquatic team, except for Charybdis and Sharticons 33-40, whom remain in the waves below.  Meanwhile, Ranx - the Sentient City holds all of the Grindhouse members.  The two steel monstrosities reach one another, each of its inhabitants ready to board and face off against one another.

Even before the two carriers collide with one another, U.S. Navy Soldiers 62-70, led by Zombie Marine 2 jumps aboard the aircraft carrier to battle Navy Sailors 21-30.  The Navy Sailors are evenly matched as the members of each team systematically kill one another.  The tide is turned though, no pun intended, when Zombie Marine actually enters into the fray.  The undead’s skills with hand-to-hand and face-to-neck combat is the difference in the fight.  At the end of the skirmish, only Zombie Marine 2 and Navy Sailor 62 of the Grindhouse remain. The victory is short lived though as Vampire 100 enters into the fray and both rips apart Zombie Marine 2 and drains the blood of Navy Sailor 62. 

Smurf 9 enters into a fierce fight with Treasure Troll 1.  It is only a matter of seconds before Smurf 9 uses Treasure Troll 1’s hair to its disadvantage and throws him into Little Goomba 34, who tears into the troll with its vicious jaws.  Magwai 1 sees a bucket of water on the landing and jumps into it.  Magwai screams as pods burst forth from its body, turning into gremlins.  The gremlins surround and dispatch with both Smurf 9 and Little Goomba 34.   Before the gremlins can cause any more trouble, Golden Army Soldiers 27, 19, 38 and 39 crush them underneath their feet, killing Magwai 1 with its progeny. 

Due to the yellow envelopment around Ranx, no attempts to enter into the city are allowed, while every attempt to board the Midgets’ carrier is permissible.  In their attempt to enter aboard Ranx, Jedi Master 17B and Honored Matre are immediately killed where they stand. 

Meanwhile, aboard the aircraft carrier, the entire Golden Army, along with Xebel Soldier 1 face the Ice Brothers 1-6, Vampire 100 and remaining Jedi Masters 34A and 35A.  Xebel Soldier 1 is pelted repeatedly by the snowballs created by the Ice Brothers.  This distraction allows Vampire 100 to creep up behind him and rip off his head. Eventually the Golden Army Soldiers are too much for the remaining Midgets on the carrier.  Although, by some miracle, Golden Army Solider 12 and 37 are destroyed, so too fall Ice Brothers 1-6, Vampire 100 and Jedi Master 34A and 35A.

As the Golden Army Soldiers stand aboard the aircraft carrier, the Sharkticons 33-40 jump from the waters and smash the Soldiers into the water, where their weight carries them to the bottom, never to return to the surface or the battle again.   All of the Sharkticons take out Golden Army Soldiers 26, 30 and 39.  As the remainder of the Golden Army approaches the safe haven of Ranx, Sharkticons 34 and 37 enter the steerage of their vessel and smash the carrier into Ranx, while the other Sharkticons battle the Army.  While Ranx is focused on both the Sharkticons and the battles both above and on the side of the City, it fails to notice Charybdis as the monsters maw opens up, causing an immense whirlpool, sucking and destroying all the inhabitants of the skirmish above. 

The wreckage is spewed forth, nothing surviving but for Sharkticon 33, who escaped before being swallowed by its teammate.

Season 8, Week 7 Match:

COVERGENCE. . .

The Traveling Sisterhood of Evil Midgets vs. The Mickey Mouse Grindhouse

“Gimme, gimme, gimme good water.
Gimme, gimme, gimme good water.
Gimme, gimme, gimme good water.”

“Water,” The Who

I look upon the teams which will do battle in this Season 8, Week 7 Match located at Level 7-2. They are as follows:

The Traveling Sisterhood of Evil Midgets: Navy Sailors 21-30, Charybdis, Sharticons 33-40, Ice Brothers 1-6, Vampire 100, Magwai 1, Jedi Masters 34A, 35A, 17B, Honored Matre 11 and Treasure Troll 1 on an aircraft carrier.

The Mickey Mouse Grindhouse: Ranx the Sentient City, Golden Army Soldiers 12, 19, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30, 37, 38 and 39, Zombie Marine 2, Xebel Soldier 1, Smurf 9, Little Goomba 34 and U.S. Navy Sailors 62-70.

Let the battle begin. . .

Ranx floats just above the waters of Level 7-2, with its specified aquatic team. Meanwhile, the Midgets’ aircraft carrier heads straight for the Sentient City. The carrier contains the entire Midgets’ team, except for Charybdis and Sharticons 33-40. The two steel monstrosities reach one another, each of its inhabitants ready to board and face off against one another. Due to the yellow envelopment around Ranx, no attempts to enter into the city are made by the Midget crew.

U.S. Navy Soldiers 62-70, led by Zombie Marine 2 jump aboard the aircraft carrier. The squad immediately faces Navy Sailors 21-30. The Navy Sailors are evenly matched as the members of each team systematically kill one another. The tide is turned though, no pun intended, when Zombie Marine enters into the fray. The undead’s skills with hand-to-hand and face-to-neck combat is the difference in the fight. At the end of the skirmish, only Zombie Marine 2 and Navy Sailor 62 of the Grindhouse remain. The victory is short lived though as Vampire 100 enters into the skirmish and both rips apart Zombie Marine 2 and drains the blood of Navy Sailor 62.

Smurf 9 enters into a fierce fight with Treasure Troll 1. It is only a matter of seconds before Smurf 9 uses Treasure Troll 1’s hair to its disadvantage and throws him into Little Goomba 34, who tears into the troll with its vicious jaws. Magwai 1 sees a bucket of water on the landing and jumps into it. Magwai screams as pods burst forth from its body, turning into gremlins. The gremlins surround and

dispatch with both Smurf 9 and Little Goomba 34. Before the gremlins can cause any more trouble, Golden Army Soldiers 27, 19, 38 and 39 crush them underneath their feet, killing Magwai 1 with its progeny.

Aboard the aircraft carrier, the entire Golden Army, along with Xebel Soldier 1 face Honored Matre, Ice Brothers 1-6, Vampire 100 and remaining Jedi Masters 17B, 34A and 35A. Xebel Soldier 1 is pelted repeatedly by the snowballs created by the Ice Brothers. This distraction allows Vampire 100 to creep up behind him and rip off his head. Eventually the Golden Army Soldiers are too much for the remaining Midgets on the carrier. Although, by some miracle, Golden Army Solider 12, 26 and 37 are destroyed, so too fall Ice Brothers 1-6, Vampire 100 and Jedi Masters 17B, 34A and 35A.

As the Golden Army Soldiers stand aboard the aircraft carrier, Sharkticons 33-40 jump from the waters and smash the Soldiers into the water, where their weight carries them to the bottom, never to return to the surface or the battle again. All of the Sharkticons take out Golden Army Soldiers 26, 30 and 39. As the remainder of the Golden Army approaches the safe haven of Ranx, Sharkticons 34 and 37 enter the steerage of their vessel and smash the carrier into Ranx, while the other Sharkticons battle the Army. Charybdis takes on the attributes of Honored Matre 11 and the two join the Sharkticons in the destruction of the Golden Army Soldiers. While Ranx is focused on both the Sharkticons and the craziness of both Honored Matre and Charybdis’s antics, it fails to notice that the nuclear reactor located within the aircraft carrier has deliberately been overloaded. Charybis jumps over the side of the ship and latches onto Sharkticon 33. Ranx fails to survive the destruction and an immense whirlpool sucks Ranx, the destroyed craft and all the inhabitants of the skirmish above to their doom.  

Charybdis rides Sharkticon 33 to safety.