Wednesday, June 1, 2016

Consolation: Round 2

Points: 12
Setting: The very top of The Power Tower at Cedar Point.
Prize: XJ-6 Airspeeder
Squad due date: Friday June 3rd.

Matchups:

-Flop Pooperstar Miley Virus and Barry Soetoro's "Best of Both Turds" Farewell Touring Battalion of Not Much Left Vs. Charles Barkley's I really should write down his new Turrible Name Before he Makes a New Decision (Fizz).

-Layanderletson's Super Orange Kitties and Cats Living Together To Maybe Someday Make the Playoffs Again Vs. The Fakest Man on Erf (John).

-tEAM Vs. The Moist Mafia/ AKA The Grossest Team Name Ever (Nick).

-Brock Sampson's Murdered Flies Vs. The President Obamatrons (Josh).

-Hayley's Tijuana Empire Vs. John and Vader's First Round Choke Artists (Ugh, too soon...... Ooh Sick Burn, GET WRECKED) (Becks)

-Beckerman's Bench-playing Butthurters Vs. Team Resting Vagina (Josh).

2 comments:

David Parks said...

The name is now "Snarls Sharkley's Jaws of Life" in honor of Shark Week.

Josh the Commish said...

That's turrible. In a good way of course.