Washington Redskins: Namor, Aspen, The Sando Aqua Monster, Allicon 1-5, Abe Sapien, Kermit, Squirtle, Atlantean 9-10, Sharkticon 6-10, Black Lantern 1 (Final Death), Black Lantern Xenomorph, Toad, Mandalore the Great w/ Darksaber, The Ocean’s 11 Squad (The Goats)
Darkseid’s Horseman of the Apocalypse: Poseidon, Qwsp, King Sidon, Kamek, Miss Martian, Seaworm 3/4/7, The Tiger Sharks (Mako, Walro, Gupp, Octavia, and Lorca), Autobot Cassete 1-5
Week 2 Lake Ontario (Universe Bowl Rematch in Water Week)
What’s Up Brothers! We got the Universe Bowl rematch. I will try to do y’all justice with this match.
The waves are crashing on Lake Ontario. The water is unstable enough for Gordon Lightfoot to make a song about another great lake. Darkseid's Horseman of the Apocalypse has captured the Ocean’s 11 crew. Danny Ocean and his team tried to make their way across water after their risky heist at MGM Detroit. They had escaped through Canada and were trying to make it back to the US through Lake Ontario. The waters were too rough and they were unable to be fed when the Horseman took capture of them.
The Tiger Sharks led the capture and brought them back to their leader Poseidon. Little did they know they have been followed by the Washington Redskins who have allied with the Ocean’s crew. Danny Ocean is BOYS with Namor. So of course they had to try and plan a rescue mission.
Qwsp notices the Skarticons and the Allicons pulling up and he is ready to commit more war crimes now that he is out of prison. He sends out the seaworms and Sidon to take care of them. The sea worms are able to make quick work of the transformers as these minion type of transformers are no match for them.
Mandalore the great attacks Sidon who managed to get ahead of the sandworm destruction as they had no concern for friendly fire. Mandalore strikes down Sidon with a Dark Saber. “You will be no more” says Mandalore.
Namor sees that his team is in danger and needs to step in.
“Abe we need to take out the seaworms” yells Namor
Namor and Abe Sapien get to work on the Seaworms. Namor grabs the first seaworm and brings it airborn. He uses his strength to throw the worm at Canada so it's their problem now. Namor and Abe team up to take down the second seaworm. The seaworm is able to put damage into Abe.
“Abe get away I can handle this” shouts Namor as he cannot lose anymore men before getting to Posideon.
Abe retreats back and Mandalore steps in to fight along with Aspen. Together they are able to take down the rest of the seaworms.
In come the Tiger Sharks in retaliation but they are met by a Xenomorph black lantern and a black lantern.
“Go for the black lanterns first” says Mako.
“AHHHHHHHH” shouts Lorca as she is being attacked by a Sando Aqua Monster who leaves nothing but bone.
The black lanterns go on the offense while the rest of the tiger sharks are distracted. The xenomorph attacks Walro and Bronc at the same time.
“He’s too strong for us. Help us Qwsp!” Bronc screams in terror.
Qwsp runs into help the Tiger sharks. He is able to take out the Black Lantern before Namor approaches.
“What do you think you are doing Qwsp?” Namor questions
“I work for Poseidon now” says Qwsp. “You and the rest of the sea people who don’t follow poseidon's path are nothing to me” yells Qwsp
Qwsp takes the offensive. He flys in the air trying to fight Namor out of the water. But as he tries to take to the air Squirtle uses water beam to knock Qswp out of the sky. Qwsp drops right in front of Kermit the Frog who bitch slaps him. Qwsp instanly kills him for it.
Namor swims over to Qwsp and begins to beat him down as Kermit is the boy and nobody is allowed to touch Kermit. Namor unleashes a relentless attack which is too much for Qwsp to handle.
Squirtle is now in a battle with Kamek. Well it really isn’t much of a battle Squirtle wipes the floor with Kamek. While this was going on Miss Martian swam in to decimate Squirtle.
The Horseman are down to their leader and Miss Martian as the Tiger Sharks were eliminated by the Black Lantern Xenomorph and Mandalore. Poseidon wants to make a statement and executes the Ocean’s crew right in front of the Redskins.
“Poseidon you crossed a line. Danny Ocean and the boys had nothing to do with our beef and you know this” says Namor
“This wasn’t about beef. I just wanted the score they got at MGM” laughingly says Poseidon
“Abe, Mandalore, and lantern go after the Martian” commands Namor
They rush in without question to their leader, but what they didn’t know was that they were about to meet their end. Poseidon and Miss Martian take the defense are wipe out the three of them.
The Sando aqua monster tries to attack Miss Martian from behind and is able to distract her long enough for Namor to attack her as well. Poseidon kills the Aqua monster although quick it was too late for Miss Martian as Namor got a cheap shot and killed her.
“It’s down to us now” says Namor
“Old school boxing match” asks Poseidon
“Word” says Namor
The Rocky Music starts playing
Punches are being thrown back and fourth.
Its causing the waves to grow larger
Poseidon begins to control the waves but while doing so Namor hits him with an upper cut that knock down Poseidon.
But Poseidon is a vet and is resilient and gets back up
He throws a haymaker of punches at Namor that he can’t handle. Poseidon then kills off Namor as this was going to be their final match winner takes all. Poseidon is the Water Champ
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7 comments:
The Horsemen are Victorious. Poseidon is the Sole Survivor
Straight banger Frank. Great match. Good win Horsemen. You got that water squad on lockdown.
Lets go. 2 elite water teams here, glad I could get the dub
Nice one Frank!
Namor and Aquaman both with water week losses, leaving their teams 0-2. Rough week to be the king of Atlantis.
Gods over kings what can I say. Namor put in some serious work. There was respect on his name even in a tough loss
Can't believe the Oceans crew got executed. This should be a war crime
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