2024 Week 7 - Sigmaz vs Pandaz

Sigmaz: Joker, Bullseye, Jesse Quick, Spawn, Magus, Ronald McDonald, Grimace, Hamburglar, Officer Big Mac, Mayor McCheese, Birdie the Early Bird, Captain Crook, The Professor, Fry Kid #1-3, Samus, Megaman, Rush, Shredder, Tokka, Razhar, Fugitoid, Traag, Altair Pandaz: Emperor Palpatine, Darth Bane, Zaheer, Ghazan, P’Li, Ming-Hua, Voltron, Black Hand, Avatar Roku, Black Lantern #1 What’s popping, it’s ya boi… the Doc. We’re taking a detour over to HIVE’s second campus located underwater. Apparently, the 1st campus is too uppity for Pandaz fireball drinking degens. Anyhow, Pandaz and Sigmaz respective teams meetup in the underwater launchpad. From there it’s an all out brawl, except for the mcdanks crew who are too busy stuffing their face with god’s rear ended excretions. First to advance from Pandaz is the red phallic shaped weapon wielders… pause. Regardless of their questionable sexual intentions, they start going ham on Sigmaz. It doesn’t take long for Megaman, Shredder, Tokka, Fugitoid, and Traag to fall to the might of the absoluters. But Megaman's trusty sidekick, Rush, is spared because while the two Pandaz are horrific murderers, they are not monsters who kill dawgs. The Emperor attempts to continue his advance but faces the Joker who laughs, “I, too, am an emperor, in another life,” as he shoots a shot through the old wrinkly sucker’s head. Bane… I wonder if he does what his name says… avenges his compadre and beheads the maniac… MANIAC MANIAC. The dark lord retreats to the rest of the Pandaz as the Sigmaz makes an advance. Bullseye sends shots towards the Pandaz… dude’s as accurate as Green Arrow or Hawkeye or a lot of people with the same power… and finds his mark in the center of P’Li’s forehead, but her tattoos are like big bullseyes for Bullseye to shoot a bullseye on so like he had to hit the bullseye. With even faster speed than the bullets, Jesse Quick walks at mach a billion or something through Black Hand. Although, she is blinded by the gore of off-white feet and doesn’t see the red flashlight decapitate her. Meanwhile, Altair has been sneaking up to Black Lantern #1 and quietly muffles his moans… pause… as he puts a knife in his back. Bane… ayo… yet again counters Sigmaz with a snip snap snip snap of Altair. Finally, Spawn has had enough of the weird tattooed eyes dude and his red rocket… pause… so he magics his ass and Bane is no more. Across the way is Voltron cramped into the corner, who witnesses his compatriot die without logical explanation. He spins, turns, and falls over on top of Spawn and Samus, while also taking out Zaheer. Luckily, Voltron just missed Razhar… while he is a wolf, it’s close enough to dawg status so that boi lives… and he escapes into the night with Rush. Magus sees the large metallic foe and attempts to destroy him. After some crazy shizz, Voltron explodes while killing Magus, but also breaks the glass that encapsulates this school. With the integrity of the school collapsing, water rushes into the facility. The force of the flooding is too much for anyone but the water benders to handle, and with that we just sit and stare and watch everyone else drown.