FFL 2024: Week 7 Dolla 49 McRib vs. NAZA

Dolla 49 McRib: Wonder Woman, Blackfire, Blue Beetle, Steppenwolf, Doomsday, Cyborg, Lady DeadPool, Dr.Fate, 8 Green Martians, and 3 White Martians

NAZA: Avatar Kyoshi, Meelo, Changeling (Beast Boy), Killer Frost, Hush, Vegeta, Lady Jessica, Fedaykin #1-5, Venom, Red Hulk, Hercules (Marvel), Sub-Zero, and Eternian Soldier #5

In this match we start out with NAZA eating their dinner in the HIVE Academy Cafeteria while the McRibs are sneaking around the HIVE Academy looking for their enemies.

Wonder Woman is leading the McRibs through the halls as Cyborg uses his cybernetic abilities to do a thermal scan of the building. A beep goes off in Cyborg’s arm and Cyborg says to Wonder Woman “Diana, they’re in the cafeteria”. “Good, they’ll be easy to attack in there.” says Wonder Woman. Diana calls out orders for the McRibs “Blackfire and Dr. Fate, go outside and attack the cafeteria from the sky. Blue Beetle, Cyborg, Lady DeadPool and the Martians go to the back cafeteria door. Steppenwolf and Doomsday, you'll attack with me from the front door. On my call we’ll all attack at the same time.” Cyborg gives a walkie talkie to Wonder Woman and Black Fire. 

The McRibs get into position and Wonder Woman calls through the walkie talkie “We’ll go on 3, team. 1…2…3!” Blackfire and Dr. Fate uses their energy projection powers to blast through the roof. Cyborg uses his blaster on his arm to open the back door and Doomsday runs through the front door. NAZA is caught with their pants down and the McRib’s take advantage of it. Blackfire and Dr. Fate takes out Meelo, the Fedaykin and Eternian Soldier. Doomsday’s charge through the door takes out the table closest to the door as well. Lady Jessica and Hercules were sitting on that table. Doomsday’s charge trampled Lady Jessica and knocked Hercules on his ass. Cyborg shoots a blast from his arm as he enters but Killer Frost and Sub-Zero put up an ice wall to block the blast. Blue Beetle shots another blast and hits Hush, blowing him to bits.

Though the McRibs caught NAZA off guard, NAZA is not gonna go down without a fight. Avatar Kyoshi uses her fire bending to kill the Martians. Red Hulk goes on a rampage and rips Cyborg in half and then tackles Steppenwolf. Red Hulk rips the arms off of Steppenwolf and then gets in full guard position on Darkseid’s side kick and punches his face until it’s just a mound of flesh and blood. As Red Hulk stands up from his pounding, Doomsday hits him with a mean right hook, knocking Red Hulk in the air through multiple walls of the HIVE Academy. Doomsday walks away thinking he took out the angry beast but he was mistaken as a loud yell is heard echoing through the school. Doomsday turns around and sees Red Hulk charging at him. Red Hulk is running full speed at Doomsday and jumps to throw a flying fist at Doomsday. A loud boom is heard but Doomsday is still standing tall as he caught Red Hulk’s punch with his fist, before Red Hulk could even react Doomsday grabbed Red Hulk by the head and snapped his neck. Hercules, being the olympian hero he is, tries to get revenge for Red Hulk but Doomsday is too powerful and handles him with ease.

While that was happening, Lady DeadPool attacks Sub-Zero who puts up a good fight but eventually loses the battle. Lady DeadPool then cracks a joke about Sub-Zero that I’m not smart enough to write. Before she can go to attack anyone else, Venom stabs his symbiote arms through her back and then expands them through every fiber of her body, exploding her into a million pieces. Blue Beetle retaliates quickly though as he uses his sound manipulation ability on his suit to blast Venom with a super sonic blast, killing the symbiote.

Beast Boy turns into a pterodactyl to try and take out Blackfire and Dr. Fate but he didn’t stand a chance as Black Fire hits him with an energy blast, killing him. Killer Frost and Avatar Kyoshi make a good team and use their water bending and frost abilities to take out Dr. Fate and Darkfire. Though their small victory is short lived, as Wonder Woman and Blue Beetle team up to take them out. Wonder Woman uses her agility and quickness to dodge all of Kyoshi’s bending attacks and stabs her through the chest. Blue Beetle overpowers Killer Frost's abilities and uses the claws on his suit to cut her with multiple cuts until she slowly bleeds to death.

Vegeta is all that’s left standing for the NAZA while Wonder Woman, Blue Beetle, and Doomsday are left for the McRib’s. Though Vegeta is outnumbered, he is not outnumbered in heart. He goes into Super Saiyan mode as Blue Beetle and Wonder Woman charge him. His Super Saiyan mode makes him quicker than Wonder Woman and dodges her attacks with ease. He retaliates with an uppercut that knocks her up in the air, then hitting her with a Mortal Kombat style combo until eventually she is killed from the brutal beatdown. Blue Beetle tries to avenge his leader but it is to no avail as Vegeta basically does the same exact thing to him.

Vegeta goes for the three-peat on Doomsday. He gets into a squatted, athletic stance and yells “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” at super sonic levels and then projects a Super Saiyan level energy blasts at Doomsday. A large smoke cloud is all that can be seen of Doomsday, but then as the smoke begins to disperse, a glowing silhouette can be seen. Once the smoke disappears, you can see Doomsday standing there, glowing as bright as the sun. Vegeta yells “HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE! I’VE NEVER THROWN AN ENERGY BLASTS THAT POWERFUL BEFORE AND SEE SOMEONE SURVIVE IT!”

Doomsday doesn’t say a word and shoots an energy blast twice as powerful as Vegeta’s. Like Vegeta's, a large smoke cloud appears, but it doesn’t have the same result. once the smoke disperses you can see Vegeta’s lifeless body laying there.