Monday, March 3, 2025

Survivor Series Match #2

 Mean Gene Okerland:


Currently in the ring, representing The American League and accompanied by their manager Bobby "The Brain" Heenan, weighing in at a combined 1,540 lbs King Leonidas, Valkyrie, The Sentry, The Terminator(2), Achilles, and Hercules (Marvel).  

And now coming down the aisle, representing The National League and accompanied by their manager Slick, weighing in at a combined 2,450 lbs Johnny Quick, Ancient Sith Lord #1, Kratos, The Blob, Walker: Texas Ranger, and Colossus.  


  Pogo:

Looks like we have The Terminator and Johnny Quick stepping into the ring to start things off.  

Body:

SPEED VS. STRENGTH POGO.  AND YOU KNOW STRENGTH WINS EVERY TIME.  

Pogo:  

Not necessarily Jesse, there are a lot of variables in the world of sports entertainment.  And here we go...  Johnny rushes at The Terminator at break neck speed; and.......  Wow......  he ran into T2 and I think he literally broke his own neck. 

Body:

I TOLD YOUR DUMBA** POGO.  THIS IS GONNA BE AN EASY PIN COUNT.  LET'S SEE WHO IS UP NEXT.  

Pogo:

It looks like Colossus is going to step into the ring for the NL side next.  We'll see if he can do any better against The Terminator.  Hey Jesse, doesn't that Terminator robot look like that dude you starred in Predator with??  

Body:

SHUT UP POGO.  WE DON'T TALK ABOUT HOLLYWOOD MOVIES WHEN WE ARE TALKING WRASSLIN.  NOW LET'S WATCH THESE TWO METAL MONSTROSITIES HASH IT OUT.  

Pogo:  

They have got themselves caught in a grapple and this is quite the test of strength.  Colossus seems to gain the upper hand; but he tosses Terminator back into his own corner where he is able to get in a tag.  Looks like he is tagging Valkyrie next.  

Body:

WHAT A FOOLISH MOVE BY THE WASHINGTON REDSKIN COLOSSUS.  HE THREW THE MAN RIGHT INTO HIS OWN CORNER.  NOT A TACTICAL MOVE IN A TAG COMPETITION.  AND HERE COMES VALKYRIE......  OH MY GOD POGO.  LOOK AT COLOSSUS POUNDING ON VALKYRIE.  HITTING A WOMAN LIKE THAT IS JUST PLAIN WRONG.  WE DIDN'T CONDONE THAT SORT OF THING BACK IN MY DAY.  IS THERE ANYTHING SO LOW THAT MEMBERS OF THE WASHINGTON REDSKINS WON'T DO IT.  THEY REALLY ARE THE SCUM OF THE EARTH.

Pogo:

It is true Jesse.  Valkyrie is the only woman who was played in this competition.  And my God is she taking a beating from the former X-Man.  She wanted equal rights, it looks like she is getting equal lefts as well.  

Body:

SHUT THE HELL UP POGO.  YOU USED THAT JOKE LAST YEAR AT THE ROYAL RUMBLE.  

Pogo:

Well, I don't recall that Jesse; but I will say that Colossus is definitely showing Valkyrie that those hands are E for Everyone.  

Body:

DIDN'T I JUST TELL YOU TO SHUT UP POGO??  YOU USED THAT JOKE LAST YEAR TOO, YOU RETARD.  WHAT DID YOU DO??  GO BACK AND READ LAST YEAR'S WRESTLING WEEK AND RECYCLE THE BEST PARTS??

Pogo:

........................

Body:

VALKYRIE IS DOWN ON THE GROUND AND IT LOOKS LIKE WE ARE ABOUT TO GET A FULL ELBOW DROP DOWN ON THE NECK OF THE ASGARDIAN BEAUTY.  COLOSSUS IS GONNA GET THIS PIN COUNT EASY POGO.

Pogo:

Colossus uses his down time to tag in The Blob, while The AL Squad convincves The Sentry to step up and take the ring.

Body:

THIS OUGHT TO BE GOOD POGO.  THESE ARE THE TOP TWO COMPETITORS IN THIS MATCH.  THE SENTRY HAS THE STRENGTH ADVANTAGE POGO; BUT THEY SAY THE BLOB CANNOT BE MOVED.  LET'S FIND OUT WHAT HAPPENS.  

Pogo:

The Sentry comes in quick at The Blob with a shoulder barge: but The Blob doesn't even budge.  That's quite a feat Jesse.  Now The Sentry is hitting him with some building leveling chops; but it still has no effect on the fat man.

Body:

WHO ARE YOU CALLING FAT POGO??  YOU'RE BARELY A SACK OF TEN WHITE CASTLES AWAY FROM THAT GUY.  AT LEAST HE HAS SOME MUSCLE BURIED UNDER THAT BLUBBER.  

Pogo:

The Sentry seems to be mixing up his game here and starts maneuvering behind the big man.  He hits him with a ghetto blaster kick to the back of his head Jesse, and The Sentry has The Blob staggering.  The Blob seems shocked and doesn't know what to do but he manages to get back to his corner and make a tag.  Kratos comes in next but The Sentry seems to want a break as well.  He tags in Hercules.  

Body:

WE HAVE GOT TWO DEMI-gODS WRAPPED UP IN EACH OTHER HERE POGO.  THIS IS QUITE THE TEST OF STRENGTH.

Pogo:

Actually Jesse, the Marvel version of Hercules still classifies as a demi-god; but Kratos is an actual god.  

Body:

JESUS POGO.  SPOILER ALERT MUCH??  NOT EVERYONE HAS PLAYED THE GAME YET.  HAVE A HEART YOU MORON.  

Pogo:  

Hercules whips Kratos into the ropes and comes in hard with a clothesline to knock Kratos to the mat.  He picks him back up and whips him into the turnbuckle.  But when he comes in for the shoulder to the mid-section, Kratos gets out of the way in the knick of time.

Body:

HERCULES WENT HARD INTO THAT STEEL POST BEHIND THE TURNBUCKLE POGO.  THAT IS GONNA CHANGE THE COURSE OF THIS MATCH.  

Pogo:

Hercules is staggering, but Kratos wastes no time hitting with a body slam and following up with an elbow drop.  Kratos then takes himself off of the ropes and comes down hard with a big boot to the face of Hercules.  He gets down and hooks the leg and that's a three count Jesse.  Kratos just took out Hercules.

Body:

THAT'S IMPRESSIVE POGO.  HERCULES WAS PROBABLY THE SECOND MOST FORMIDABLE MEMBER OF THIS AL SQUAD.  BUT THEY STILL GOT THE SENTRY.

Pogo:

Speaking of The Sentry, his team is looking for him to get back in there; but he doesn't seem interested.  The Spartan, King Leonidas is entering the ring instead, while the wore out Kratos tags in The Ancient Sith Lord.  Darth Samartino heads over to the side of the ring to have some words with Bobby "The Brain" and seems to be letting his anger get the best of him.

Body:

I CAN'T TELL WHAT LORD SAMARTINO IS SAYING TO HEENAN BUT HE DOESN'T LOOK HAPPY.  HE SHOULD WALK AWAY FROM THE MANAGER AND GET HIS HEAD IN THE MATCH.

Pogo:

What's this Jesse?!!?  While the Sith Lord had his back turned Leonidas has just grappled him from behind and puts him into a cradle.  Here comes the ref..... 1, 2, 3......  HE'S PINNED JESSE.  Leonidas has just eliminated The Sith Lord.  

Leonidas is really doing up the celebration; but here comes Colossus and Kratos from behind with a double clothesline.  

Body:

MORE CHEAP SHOTS FROM THE REDSKIN AND HIS PARTNER POGO.  DO THESE CHEATERS EVER STOP??

Pogo:

And now here comes The Blob with a full body splash on Leonidas and we have another pin count.  1, 2, 3....  Leonidas is out with The Blob's huge body on top of him.  

Body:

WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE POGO?!!?  THE BLOB WASN'T EVEN THE LEGAL MAN.  LOOKS LIKE COLOSSUS AND HIS REDSKIN CHEATING IS RUBBING OFF ON THE REST OF THE TEAM.  

Pogo:

I'm not sure Jesse.  There may have been a tag in all that confusion.

Body:

I DIDN'T SEE NO TAG POGO.  AND IF I DIDN'T SEE ONE, I KNOW YOU DIDN'T SEE ONE.

Pogo:  

How would you see it if I missed it??  It may have happened Jesse.

Body:

BECAUSE YOU'RE A MORON POGO.  THAT'S WHY.  AND I DON'T MISS THINGS.  

Pogo:

Next up, after all that commotion, we have Achilles squaring off against Walker:  Texas Ranger.

Body:

PROBABLY TWO OF THE BEST HAND TO HAND FIGHTERS ON THE PLANET RIGHT HERE POGO.  

Pogo:

And they are both showing off their skills tonight.  Walker hits Achilles with a chop that sends him backwards; but Achilles comes back with a knee to the midsection.  Achilles comes back off the ropes from the staggered Walker and delivers a perfectly executed power slam on The Ranger.  Achilles is up on his feet soaking up the cheers and the crowd support; but he doesn't seem to see Walker moving back towards his corner to tag The Blob.  

Body:

LOOK AT THIS POGO.  ACHILLES TURNED AROUND EXPECTING TO SEE WALKER BUT WAS SHOCKED TO SEE THE BLOB THERE INSTEAD.  HE MAY GO BACK TO THE CORNER TO TAG IN ONE OF THE BIG MEN FROM HIS OWN TEAM POGO.

Pogo:

I thought he might too Jesse; but it looks like Achilles is going to stay in.  I think he wants a piece of the big mutant.  Achilles starts hitting him with some aerial kicks and maneuvers; but can't knock the big man down.  Looks like he is going to try to hit him with one of his patented aerial spin moves; but The Blob just caught him in mid air and is holding the Greek like a baby in his arms.  

Body:

THIS COULD BE BAD POGO.  ACHILLES CAN'T BREAK FREE AND THE BLOB IS STARTING TO LEAN FORWARD.  THAT'S IT POGO........  THE BLOB JUST FELL RIGHT ON TOP OF ACHILLES.  I DON'T SEE HIM MOVING THAT MASS OF MAN TO GET FREE.  1, 2, 3.....  THAT'S THE PIN POGO.

Pogo:

There is another mass of confusion as everyone starts stepping into the ring.  The Sentry and The Terminator both try to get Achilles free but nobody can budge The Blob, while Kratos and Colossus try to get The Sentry and T2 away from their partner The Blob.  Even Heenan and Slick are involved, this is chaos Jesse.  The Blob finally moves himself away so they can drag out Achilles, when Kratos delivers an elbow to the dome of T2 that I think just short circuited the Terminator.  

Body:

BUT LOOKIE HERE POGO.  THE SENTRY DOESN'T CARE ONE BIT.  HE JUST PICKED UP HIS BRAIN DEAD PARTNER AND IS USING HIM AS A BLUNT OBJECT AGAINST KRATOS AND COLOSSUS.  THAT ISN'T EASY TO DO POGO.  AS YOU KNOW, I KNOW WHAT IT IS LIKE HAVING A BRAIN DEAD PARTNER.  

Pogo:

Kratos and Colossus are both staggered as The Sentry drops what is left of The Terminator on top of Slick breaking the back of the skinny manager.  The Sentry bodyslams Colossus to the ground, knocking him unconscious and bringing him back to his human form.  The Sentry hooks the leg:  1, 2, 3.....  Colossus is eliminated.

Body:

BUT WAIT POGO..

Pogo:

The Sentry wastes no time.  He jumps directly off Colossus and does the same thing to Kratos.  1, 2, 3......  

Body:

AND NOW KRATOS IS GONE POGO!!

THAT'S IT POGO.  HERE WE GO.  NO GETTING AROUND IT THIS TIME.  WE GOT THE SENTRY VS. THE BLOB.  MAY THE BEST MAN WIN.  

Pogo:

The Sentry and The Blob lock in with each other but The Sentry still can't move and The Blob still can't do anything to The Sentry to even leave a mark.  The ref stops to yell at Bobby The Brain, but Walker: Texas Ranger sneaks under the ropes and gets behind The Blob.  Walker leans in for his patented round house kick.

Body:

WALKER JUST HIT HIS OWN TEAMMATE THE BLOB IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD WITH A ROUNDHOUSE KICK.  BLOB AND SENTRY ARE STILL LOCKED TOGETHER AND WENT TUMBLING OVER THE TOP ROAP.  

Pogo:

They both fell onto the outside mat and The Blob has landed on top.  

Body:

THEY ARE OUTSIDE THE RING AND THE SENTRY CAN'T GET THE BLOB TO BUDGE OFF OF HIM.  AND WHAT IS THIS?!!?  THE BLOB IS JUST LAYING ON TOP OF HIM NOT MOVING POGO. 

Pogo:

They are both the legal men Jesses and they are outside the ring stuck.  The Blob just won't get off of The Sentry.  The ref starts the ten count:  1, 2, 3, 4, 5, the crowd is counting along, 7, 8, 9, 10...........

Body:

IT'S  A DOUBLE COUNT OUT POGO.  AND WALKER IS STILL IN THIS MATCH.  

Pogo:

Looks like Walker remains as sole survivor and The NL just stole this one Jesse.  

Week 1: The first ever FFL Survivor Series: Match #1 (of 3)

 Representing the American League is:


-Juggernaut, King Leonidas, and Indiana Jones for Darkseid's Horsemen of Apocalypse.
-Bowser:  King of Koopa, Red Tornado, and Valkyrie for The Doctor's Madhouse.
-The Sentry, The 5th Brother, and Night Brother #2 for Dolla 49 McRib.
-Foghorn Leghorn, Terminator (2), and Captain Britain for The Underhills.
-Andre the Giant, Hercules, and Achilles for TEAM.
and
-Hercules, Sgt. Slaughter, and Ajax Major for Grayson's Goobers


Representing the National League is:  

-The Na-Baron "The BEAST" Count Glossu Rabban, Johnny Quick, and Hulk Hogan for Bill Cosby and Scarlett Johanson's Trash Pandas.
-Superman, The Burger King, and Ancient Sith Lord #1 for The Cowboy Killers.
-Kratos, Atreus, and Fenrir for The Sigmaz.
-Bane, The Blob, and Jesse "The Body" Ventura for The Sigmas.
-Bolin, Mako, and Walker:  Texas Ranger for David Byrne's Meat Suits.
and
-Collossus, Chuck Norris, and Usagi Yojimbo for The Washington Redskins.




Match #1:

The American League is Juggernaut, Red Tornado, Night Brother #2, Foghorn Leghorn, Hercules (mythology), and Ajax Major w/ their manager The Mouth of the South Jimmy Hart.

The National League is THE BEAST:  The Na-Baron himself Count Glossu Rabban, The Burger King (w/ a Wakisachi), Fenrir, Bane, Mako, and Usagi Yojimbo w/ their manager Mr. Fuji.




Mean Gene Okerland:  

The following match is set for six falls.  Once each combatant from one team has been eliminated by traditional WWF rules, the match will be over.  Once an individual combatant has been eliminated, they must leave the ring.  

Now, coming down the aisle. weighing in at a combined 2,050 lbs representing the American  league and escorted by their manager The MOUTH of the SOUTH Jimmy Hart is The Juggernaut, Red Tornado, Night Brother #2, Foghorn Leghorn, Hercules, and Ajax Major.

And their opponents weighing in at a combined 1,125 lbs representing The National League and escorted by their manager the mysterious Mr. Fuji is THE BEAST:  The Na-Baron Count Glossu Rabban, The Burger King, Fenrir, Bane, Mako, and Usagi Yojimbo.


The Neon Master Pogo:

Looks like this could be one heck of a match huh Jesse??

Jesse "The Body" Ventura:

ONE HECK OF A MATCH POGO?!!?  LOOKS LIKE YOU TOOK THE LAST YEAR TO FIND A WAY TO GET EVEN DUMBER.  DID YOU NOT SEE THE JUGGERNAUT JUST WALK DOWN THAT AISLE??  THIS IS GOING TO BE MASSACRE.

Pogo:

Well, Jesse we all know you are a bit biased to the heels; but this N.L. squad isn't anything to write off so quickly.  

Body:

LOOKS LIKE THIS 12 MAN TAG MATCH IS ABOUT TO GET STARTED POGO.  WE HAVE HERCULES IN THE RING READY TO START OUT FOR THE A.L. AND LITTLE MAKO IN THERE FOR THE N.L.  

Pogo:

Mako may have a disadvantage in size here Jesse; but he makes up for it in speed and skill.  Plus his fire bending skills and arena experience make him formidable.

Body:

SPEED AND SKILL MY PERFECT, SEXY BUTT POGO.  LOOK AT THAT PHYSIQUE ON HERCULES.  HE HAS EVERY LADY IN THIS CROWD SCREAMING FOR THOSE MUSCLES, INCLUDING YOU POGO.  

Pogo:

Mako is leaping all around this ring and throwing fire at Hercules.  He is trying to keep his distance and avoid getting into a melee bout with Hercules Body, and I don't blame him.  The fire doesn't seem to have a whole lot of effect on Hercules and Mako has just gone to the corner to tag in Bane.  

Body:

NOW THIS IS MORE LIKE IT POGO.  THESE ARE THE KIND OF HEAVY HITTERS I CAME HERE TO SEE.  AND IT LOOKS LIKE THEY ARE GOING TO LOCK INTO EACH OTHER WITH SOME GRECCO-ROMAN STYLE STUFF RIGHT OFF THE BAT.  IF THE MUSCLES ON THESE TWO WERE ANY PRETTIER THEY WOULD BE ATTACHED TO ME POGO.  

Pogo:  

  Bane and Hercules are definitely throwing the haymakers Jesse.  They are wearing each other out but neither one seems to gain the upper hand.

Body:

AND HERE COMES THE IRISH WHIP IN FROM HERCULES.  THEY COLLIDED POGO!!  THEY ARE BOTH DOWN ON THE MAT.

Pogo:

Looks like they aren't too interested in each other at the moment, they are both trying to crawl back to their corners for a tag.  Looks like they are both going to be successful as Hercules tags in Nightbrother #2 and Bane tags in Fenrir.

Body:

THE NIGHT BRO IS ALREADY IN THE RING; BUT IT LOOKS LIKE THE NL SQUAD IS STILL TRYING TO COAX FENRIR IN LIKE HE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO.  

Pogo:

I mean.......  I don't think he does know what to do Jesse.  He is just a dog.  

Body:

A DOG POGO??  HE'S A GEE-DEE WOLF, LOOK AT THE SIZE OF EM.  IF HE WERE ANY BIGGER OF A KAY-NINE, HE'D BE A DAMN FOX (shout out Fizz).

Pogo:

Wait....  Look at the side of the ring Jesse.  What is the Mouth of the South up to??  Jimmy Hart is shouting into his megaphone at Fenrir.  He's walking over and wagging his tail.  Jimmy just put his megaphone on siren and threw it back towards the dressing rooms.

Body:

FENRIR IS CHASING IT DOWN THE AISLE POGO.  AND THE REF IS STARTING HIS TEN COUNT.  

Pogo:

He can't do that Jesse, that's outside interference!!  The Ref did nothing to stop it and is now about to count Fenrir out.  This isn't fair.  

Body:

FENRIR IS THE LEGAL MAN POGO.  HE'S GOT TO STAY IN THE RING AND NOW HE IS OUT.  BOTH SIDES LOOK LIKE THEY ARE GETTING EMOTIONAL ABOUT IT.  THE AL IS LAUGHING IT OFF WHILE THE NL IS PISSED.

Pogo:  

Wait.....  Looks like The Burger King is up to something.  Rabban has stepped into the ring as the legal man; but The Burger King has jumped outside and is sneaking over to the AL Corner.  

Body:

HE JUST GRABBED HIS WAKISACHI OUT FROM UNDER THE RING AND IS SNEAKING OVER TOWARDS THE OPPONENTS SIDE.  HE CAN'T DO THAT POGO.  I AM SO SICK OF THE NL AND THEIR CHEATING.  IT'S OUT OF HAND POGO AND YOU LOVE THIS STUFF YOU LITTLE WEASEL.  

Pogo:

I'm not sure what he is up to Jesse.  OH MY GOD!!  He just reached into the ring and pulled The nightbrother out by his ankles.  He is down on the outside mat; but The Nightbrother just jumped back to his feet.

Body:

THE BURGER KING JUST SLICED THE NIGHTBROTHER'S HEAD OF WITH THE WAKISACHI POGO.  WHAT A DAMN PSYCHOPATH!!  I HAVE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE THIS IN ALL MY YEARS IN PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING.

Pogo:

Looks like The Juggernaut was ready to jump down and take care of it;But his teammate Foghorn Leghorn just held him back to tell him he has got this.  Foghorn just knocked the wakisachi out of the hands of The Burger King and has flung him back into the ring.  Foghorn is really giving it to The King now with a series of wicked slaps to the chest.  

Body:

THE KING IS DAZED NOW POGO.  THAT FOOL DOESN'T KNOW WHO HE IS OR WHERE HE IS AT.  FOGHORN IS COMING OFF THE ROPES AND GIVES THE SIGNAL TO THE CROWD FOR HIS FINISHER.

Pogo:  

He came off the ropes and knocked him down hard with a clothesline and now The Big Rooster himself is climbing onto the top rope and I think we may end up seeing his signature aerial leg drop.  Here he goes.......

Body:

HE HIT HIM WITH THE LEGHORN POGO.  NOBODY HAS EVER GOTTEN UP FROM THAT MOVE.  

Pogo:

Here comes the pin Jesse.  He isn't even going to bother hooking the leg, The Burger King is out.  

Referee:  

1, 2, .........

Body:

FOGHORN POPPED BACK UP ON PURPOSE BEFORE HE COULD GET THE THREE COUNT.  HE'S NOT DONE WITH HIM YET POGO.

Pogo:

The fans are going crazy Jesse.  I'm not sure what he is up to.  Looks like he is signaling towards The Burger King's crown.

Body:

HE'S PULLING THE CROWN OFF THE KING'S HEAD POGO........  HE'S GOT IT NOW!!

Pogo:

He is putting the crown on and just lightly putting one foot on the chest of The Burger King.

Body:

I THINK YOU MEAN BURGER PRINCE.  LOOKS LIKE FOGHORN IS KING OF THE RING NOW POGO.  HERE COMES THE COUNT:  1, 2, 3.  THAT'S AN EASY THREE COUNT AND THE BURGER NOTHING IS BEING PULLED OUT OF THE RING.  FOGHORN ISN'T GIVING BACK THAT CROWN POGO.  

Pogo:

Foghorn casually walks back to his corner and tags in Red Tornado, while Usagi Yojimbo takes the ring in place of The Burger.

Body:

THESE ARE TWO TACTICAL FIGHTERS HERE POGO.  THIS MAY BE INTERESTING.

Pogo:

They don't have much size; but these two are moving around the ring swiftly.  The aerial maneuvers are impressive; but neither one seems to be able to gain the upper hand.  

Body:

WHAT THE HELL IS MAKO DOING POGO??  HE KEEPS TALKING TO THE REF EVEN THOUGH HE ISN'T IN THE RING.  THE GUY WON'T SHUT UP.  

Pogo:

I think he might be trying to distract him Body.

Body:

THIS DAMN NL TEAM NEEDS TO QUIT CHEATING.  THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT HE IS DOING POGO.  AND NOW MR. FUJI IS HANDING SOMETHING TO USAGI.  .............  WHAT?!!?  USAGI JUST THREW SOME SALT INTO THE OPTICS OF RED TORNADO.  HE JUST BLINDED HIM POGO.

Pogo:

The Ref has turned back around just in time to see Usagi deliver a double drop kick to Red Tornado and here comes the pin.  1,2, 3.......  The Tornado is out of this thing Jesse.

Body:

MORE CHEATING FROM THE NL POGO.  USAGI IS A PIECE OF GARBAGE POGO.  YOU KNOW WHAT TEAM HE IS FROM RIGHT??  LEAVE IT TO THE REDSKINS.....  THE WORST CHEATERS IN THE WHOLE FFL AND WWF PUT TOGETHER.  I CAN'T TOLERATE THOSE REDSKINS POGO.  

Pogo:

It looks like The AL Squad is furious Jesse.  They may have had enough of this.  Ajax Major is about to step in; but he looks back at Jimmy Hart who is shaking his head.  Like I said Jesse, I think they have had enough.  They are sending in The Juggernaut.  Juggs steps over the top rope and Usagi runs back to the corner; but nobody on his squad wants to tag in.  Juggernaut just grabbed Usagi by the ears and flung him down on the mat.  He picks him back up with one arm and, pulls him into position and delivers a pile driver to The Ronin Rabbit.  That's gonna be an easy three count Jesse.  Usagi is out of here.

Body:

SERVES THAT CHEATER RIGHT POGO.  

Pogo:

Everyone on the NL Squad looks scared to even come into the ring with Juggs; but Rabban steps in after Juggernaut gives a tag to Ajax.  

Body:  

AJAX SEEMS TO BE GETTING THE UPPER HAND POGO.  THE BEAST HEADS OVER TO THE ROPES AND TAGS IN BANE; BUT IT DOESN'T LOOK LIKE RABBAN WANTS TO LEAVE THE RING JUST YET.  THEY HIT HIM WITH A DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE AND AJAX IS DOWN POGO.  HERE COMES THE PIN FROM BANE AND NOW THE AL IS REALLY PISSED.

Pogo:

Juggernaut is back in the ring, while Foghorn and Hercules have jumped down and are moving towards the NL Side from the ground.  

Body:

HERCULES AND FOGHORN LEGHORN HAVE JUST PULLED RABBAN, BANE, AND MAKO DOWN AND ARE NOW THROWING THEM BACK INTO THE RING WITH JUGGERNAUT.  THEY EVEN THREW MR. FUJI IN THERE POGO.  

Pogo:

Juggernaut is taking on all four of them and just piling them up right in the center of the ring.  The whole NL Squad is down Jesse.

Body:

THE HIGH FIVES AND HUGS ARE FLYING BETWEEN HERCULES, JIMMY HART, AND MY BOY KING FOGHORN WHILE JUGGS PINS THEM ALL ONE BY ONE WITH THAT MASSIVE BODY AND THEN FLINGS THEM OUT OF THE RING LIKE RAGDOLLS.  


THIS MATCH IS OVER POGO   

Thursday, February 13, 2025

The 2025 FFL Schedule

 


Week 1:  The Survivor Series.  Three matches  of six on six in a wrestling ring.  AL Vs. NL.  Hosted LIVE by Jesse "The Mind" Ventura and The Neon Master Pogo
-Prize:  A Stealth X-Wing
-Exactly 3 characters costing no less than 70 and no more than 75 points.

Week 2: Rito Village
-220 Points
-Prize: Rito Bow
-Retreat possible.

-TEAM Vs. The Washington Redskins (Dave)
-Grayson's Goobers Vs. Cosby and Scar Jo's Trash Pandas (Josh)
-The Doctor's Madhouse Vs. David Byrne's Meat Suits (SC)
-Darkseid's Horsemen of Apokolips Vs. The Cowboy Killers (Zack)
-Dolla 49 McRib Vs. The Sigmas (dem)
-The Underhills Vs. The Sigmaz (WC)


Week 3: The Scorched Remains of Wallach IX (Desert)
-475 points
-Prize:  2 Crysknives and 2 Maula Pistols
-DEATH MATCH

-TEAM Vs. Cosby and Scar Jo's Trash Pandas (Zack)
-Grayson's Goobers Vs. The Washington Redskins (Fizz)
-The Underhills Vs. David Byrne's Meat Suits (WC)
-The Doctor's Madhouse Vs. The Sigmaz (SC)
-Darkseid's Horsemen of Apokolips Vs. The Sigmas (Josh)
-Dolla 49 McRib Vs. The Cowboy Killers (dem)


Week 4: Cloud City (they better be able to fly)
-600 Points
-Prize: Twin Pod Bespin Cloud Car
-DEATH MATCH

-TEAM Vs. The Cowboy Killers (SC)
-Grayson's Goobers Vs. The Sigmaz (WC)
-The Doctor's Madhouse Vs. The Sigmas (Frank)
-Cosby and Scar Jo's Trash Pandas Vs. The Underhills (dem)
-The Washington Redskins Vs. Darkseid's Horsemen of Apokolips (Kyle)
-David Byrne's Meat Suits Vs. Dolla 49 McRib (Josh)


Week 5:  The Playoff Planet
-900 points
-Prize: 2 blasters and a TIE Dagger
-DEATH MATCH

-TEAM Vs. Grayson's Goobers (WC)
-The Doctor's Madhouse Vs. Darkseid's Horsemen of Apokolips (Josh)
-The Underhills Vs. Dolla 49 McRib (SC)
-The Washington Redskins Vs. Cosby and Scar Jo's Trash Pandas (dem)
-David Byrne's Meat Suits Vs. The Cowboy Killers (Alex)
-The Sigmas Vs. The Sigmaz (Kyle)


Week 6: Justice League Satellite Headquarters and Surrounding Space
-Prize:  A Jetpack
-450 Points
-DEATH MATCH

-TEAM Vs. Darkseid's Horsemen of Apokolips (Frank)
-Grayson's Goobers Vs. The Underhills (Josh)
-The Doctor's Madhouse Vs. Dolla 49 McRib (dem)
-The Washington Redskins Vs. The Cowboy Killers (Ed)
-Cosby and Scar Jo's Trash Pandas Vs. The Sigmaz (WC)
-David Byrne's Meat Suits Vs. The Sigmas (SC)


Week 7: Lake Michigan
-325 Points
-Prize: Jet Ski
-Retreat possible

-Grayson's Goobers Vs. The Doctor's Madhouse (Alex)
-TEAM Vs. The Underhills (dem)
-Darkseid's Horsemen of Apokolips Vs. Dolla 49 McRib (Frank)
-The Washington Redskins Vs. The Sigmaz (WC)
-Cosby and Scar Jo's Trash Pandas Vs. David Byrne's Meat Suits (Zack)
-The Cowboy Killers Vs. The Sigmas (SC)


Week 8:  The Field at Comerica Park
-200 Points
-Prize: Baseball Bat
-DEATH MATCH

-TEAM Vs. The Doctor's Madhouse (WC)
-Grayson's Goobers Vs. Dolla 49 McRib (SC)
-The Underhills VS. Darkseid's Horsemen of Apokolips (Chris)
-The Washington Redskins Vs. David Byrne's Meat Suits (dem)
-Cosby and Scar Jo's Trash Pandas Vs. The Sigmas (Kyle)
-The Sigmaz Vs. The Cowboy Killers (Josh)


Week 9: The Shire
-55 Points
-Prize:  Vampire Bite
-DEATH MATCH

-TEAM Vs. Dolla 49 McRib (Josh)
-Grayson's Goobers Vs. Darkseid's Horsemen of Apokolips (WC)
-The Doctor's Madhouse Vs. The Underhills (Chris)
-The Washinton Redskins Vs. The Sigmas (Dave)
-Cosby and Scar Jo's Trash Pandas Vs. The Cowboy Killers (dem)
-David Byrne's Meat Suits Vs. The Sigmaz (SC)   

Monday, February 10, 2025

The 2025 Fantasy Fantasy League Draft

 Page A

1. Anakin Skywalker (55)

2. Aayla Secura (30)

3. Gardula the Hutt (9)

4. Marrock (22)

5. The Great Mothers (16, 36)

6. Morgan Elsbeth (18)

7. Captain Enoch (14)

8. Starro (45)

9. 4 Maximals

10. 3 Sweeps

11. 4 Predacons

12. Aleta One (35)

13. Arcee (35)

14. Broadside (40)

15. 5 Elite Clone Troopers

16. 6 Elite Storm Troopers

17. 10 Dark Side Acolytes

18. 10 Night Troopers

19. 3 Mandalorian Foundlings

20. 5 Dark Side Adepts

21. 5 Death Troopers

22. Skyfire (44)

23. Cosmos (34)

24. Powerglide (32)

25. Blitzwing (38)

26. Astrotrain (37)

27. Octane (34)

28. Toyman (20)

29. Mephisto (55)

30. General Grevious (38)

31. The Great Goblin (15)

32. John Arbuckle (6)

33. Garfield (4)

34. Odie (3)

35. Nermal (3)

36. Arlene (3)

37. David Seville (6)

38. Alvin (5)

39. Simon (5)

40. Theodore (5)

41. Tri (10)

42. Bjorn Nelson (6)

43. John Casavettes (6)

44. Deckard (14)

45. Geordi LaForge (9)

46. Lt. Commander Data (9)

47. Quark (6)

48. Rumplestiltskin (14)

49. 5 Red Shirts

50. 5 Ferengi


Page B


1. Thor (55)

2. 3 Avengers

3. 3 X-Men

4. X-24 (36)

5. Knull (42)

6. Firefly (20)

7. Azrael (22)

8. Maxwell Lord (28)

9. Death (50)

10. John Kramer (15)

11. Vandal Savage (42)

12. Gorilla Grodd (33)

13. Mirror Master (20)

14. Chester Cheetah (6)

15. Black Flash (35)

16. Parasite (48)

17. Nightmare (48)

18. Dormamu (44)

19. High Evolutionary (30)

20. Set (70)

21. Hank Henshaw (58)

22. Steel (45)

23. Jade (35)

24. Black Atom (45) w/ Osiris (35) & Isis (35) (95 Together)

25. Amazo (55)

26. Mongul (44)

27. Lobo (40)

28. Hugo Strange (10)

29. Ras' Al Ghul (28) & Talia Al Ghul (22) (42)

30. Robot Sonic (16)

31. Arceus (12)

32. Infinite the Hedgehog (14)

33. Espio the Chameleon (12)

34. Blaze the Cat (13)

35. Shadow  the Hedgehog (14)

36. Silver the Hedgehog (14)

37. The Chaos Emeralds 

38. Metallo (38)

39. Robin (Carrie Kellie) (20)

40. Batgirl (Cassandra Cain) (20)

41. Kwisatz Haderach Duncan Idaho (35)

42. The Ghost Twins (25, 30)

43. Triumph the Insult Dog (4)

44. Wayne and Garth (6, 10)

45. Bill and Ted (6, 10)

46. Kasey Casum (6)

47. The Soul Stone 

48. The Reality Stone 

49. The Mind Stone

50. The Space Stone


Page C


1. Tarnish and Torrent (18, 4, 20)

2. Elden Beast (35)

3. Radagon (30)

4. Radahn (30)

5. Melina (10)

6. Mary Embery (50)

7. Brightburn (50)

8. Vizzini (9)

9. Officer K (12)

10. Ilsa Faust (10)

11. August Walker (10)

12. Benji Dunn (9)

13. Luther Stickell (12)

14. Henry Ford (6)

15. Sheriff Harry S. Truman (7)

16. Agent Dale Cooper (15)

17. Frank Booth (8)

18. Kyle Machlachan (6)

19. David Lynch (6)

20. Billy Summers (12)

21. Stephen King (6)

22. Holy Roman Emperor Charles V (6)

23. Philip K. Dick (6)

24. My Pet Monster (6)

25. 5 Real People

26. 1 Real Person (6)

27. Alex Houslander: Indigo Lantern and Maria Ianni (6) (10)

28. Kyle Houslander: Dunadan Ranger (6)

29. Zachary Houslander:  Arc Trooper (6)

30. Chris Artrip: Fremen Warrior (6)

31. Josh Houslander: Swordmaster of Ginaz (6)

32. Ed Zacharski: Beastmaster (6) w/ Gorilla (6), Elephant  (6), Polar Bear (6), & Anaconda (6) (15)

33. Dave Parks: Tree Wizard (6)

34. Conner Weidman: The Drink?? (6)

35. Grayson Houslander: Jedi Youngling (6)

36. Reece Reamer: Halo Spartan (6)

37. Darin Kupstas: Mech Pilot of The Big Gun/Big Sword (6)

38. Frank Metvier: Jedi Knight (6)

39. J.D. Vance (6)

40. Elon Musk w/ Cyber Truk and Space X Rocket (6)

41. Butch (6)

42. Jack Baur (14)

43. Tony Almeida (10)

44. Caroll Shelby (7) w/ Shelby AC Cobra and Mustang Cobra

45. Ken Myles (7) w/ Ford GT

46. Enzo Ferrari (6) w/ Ferrari of choice

47. Henry Ford II (6)

48. James Trivette (10)

49. Walker Texas Ranger (20)

50. King Leonidas (12)


Page D:  Common Resurrection Page (you may take three characters off of this page with one pick at any time in the draft).

1. Mandalorian #2A

2. Blue Lantern #2A

3. Green Lantern #2A

4. Yellow Lantern #2A

5. Xenomorph #2A

6. Kryptonian #2A

7. Black Lantern #2A

8. Mandalorian #3A

9. Mandalorian #4A

10. Blue Lantern #3A

11. Blue Lantern #4A

12. Green Lantern #3A

13. Green Lantern #4A

14. Yellow Lantern #3A

15. Yellow Lantern #4A

16. Xenomorph #3A

17. Xenomorph #4A

18. Kryptonian #3A

19. Kryptonian #4A

20. Black Lantern #3A

21. Black Lantern #4A

22. Goblin #2A

23. Goblin #3A

24. Goblin #4A

25. Black Lantern Goblin

26. Vampire Goblin

27. Zombie Goblin

28. Sardakaur #4A

29. Sardakaur #3A

30. Sardakaur #2A

31. Black Lantern Sardakaur 

32. Vampire Sardakaur

33. Zombie Sardakaur

34. Earth Bender #4A

35. Earth Bender #3A

36. Earth Bender #2A

37. Black Lantern Earth Bender

38. Zombie Earth Bender

39. Vampire Earth Bender

40. Jedi Master #4A

41. Jedi Master #3A

42. Jedi Master #2A

43. Black Lantern Jedi Master

44. Vampire Jedi Master

45. Zombie Jedi Master

46. Seaworm #4A

47. Seaworm #3A

48. Seaworm #2A

49. Black Lantern Seaworm

50. Zombie Seaworm

51. Vampire Seaworm

52. Seaworm #1A

53. Goblin #1A

54. Sardakaur #1A

55. Earth Bender #1A

56. Jedi Master #1A

57. Star Sapphire #4A

58. Star Sapphire #3A

59. Star Sapphire #2A

60. Star Sapphire #1A

61. Black Lantern Star Sapphire

62. Zombie Star Sapphire

63. Vampire Star Sapphire


Page E: Unique Ressurection Page

1. Sinestro

2. Sodam Yat

3. Chuck Norris 

4. Namor

5. Battle Cat



Saturday, December 21, 2024

The Battle for Ancient Powers. FFL Universe bowl The Underhills vs. The Redskins

The Underhills: General Zod, Matrix (Supergirl), Neo w/ 2 Blue Lightsabers, Sauron w/ The One Ring, Spider-Man, Incredible Hulk, Abomination, Excalibur: Captain Britain, Meggan, Phoenix, Shadowcat, Nightcrawler, Lockheed, Widget, Kylun, Mogo, John Stewart, Kyle Rayner, Radaghast the Brown w/ Green Lantern Ring, Blue Wizard #1 -2, Arwen Evenstar w/ Hadafang and Starman, Ent #1-3, Miguel O'Hara w/ Green Lantern Ring, Nova (Sam Alexander), Samwise Gamgee w/ Blue Lantern Ring, Revan Reborn, Starkiller in the Batwing, Mera, Black Manta w/ Halberd, Percy Jackson, Namora, Uncle Iroh, The Eternals: Gilgamesh, Druig, Ikaris, Kingo, Sprite, Phastos, Makkari, Ajak, Thena


The Redskins: -Yoda (w/ Dwarf Ring #4) and Chian.-Professor Charles Xavier (w/ The White Lantern Ring).-The Full Lantern Spectrum:-Black Lantern Larfleeze (w/ The Orange Lantern Ring).-Indigo One and Munk -Saint Walker -Star Sapphire #1 (final death).-Sodom Yat -Romat-Ru & -Dex-Tar -Power Girl -Black Lantern Wolverine -X-23 -Dakken-Chuck Norris (w/ The Houslander Family Katana and The Darksaber (FINAL DEATH)).-The O.G. Arc Troopers:  Arc Trooper Captain, 2 Arc Trooper Lieutenants, Arc Trooper Heavy Weapons Expert, and 6 Arc Troopers w/ The Batmobile, a Dodge Viper, and a Travel Bus.-Namor the Sub-Mariner -Aspen-The Sando Aqua Monster -Abe Sapien -Black Lantern Asajj Ventress -Star Wolf in a Jedi Starfighter (V-Wing).-Scar-Black Lantern Omega Supreme -Colossus-Cable-Shatterstar-Psylocke-Polaris-Tommy Oliver -Balin-Quasar-Thufir Hawat in The Batcopter, Yaddle,Haldir, Darth Plaguis, Black Dragon #1, Team Leader President James Madison w/ Ocean's 11: Danny Ocean, Frank Catton, Robert Ryan, Reuben Tishkoff, Virgil Malloy, Turk Malloy, Livingston Dell, Basher Tarr, Yen, Saul Bloom, & Linus Caldwell in a Heavy Star Cruiser.

The Desert be dry af 

The endless stretch of the desert shimmered under the scorching sun, the ground cracked and dry beneath the weight of impending conflict. A dusty wind swept through the barren landscape, carrying with it the scent of an ancient battle about to unfold.  The two teams were separated by the endless desert, but an invisible barrier held them at bay until the moment of battle arrived. It was a test of power, skill, and strategy. Neither side would give up.

The battle began 

The Underhills sprang into action immediately. Ikaris shot into the sky, a comet of blazing energy, while Gilgamesh, with his unyielding strength, rushed forward to meet the enemy head-on. Thena and Ajak flanked him, their weapons glowing with celestial energy. Sprite, always quick, used her illusions to mislead the enemy, making it nearly impossible for them to know where the real threats were.

Zod’s cold voice cut through the chaos. "Kneel before me!" he commanded, his Kryptonian powers surging as he fired heat vision across the battlefield, scorching the desert sands and turning them into glass.

Neo, with both blue lightsabers in hand, moved with supernatural speed. The two blades sliced through the air, meeting any challenge that came their way. His mind raced as he read the movements of his opponents, dodging strikes from the enemies and countering with precision.

Meanwhile, The Redskins did not hesitate. X-23’s claws were out, and with a savage roar, she sprinted toward The Underhills. Her ferocity was unmatched, a blur of rage and power. Wolverine, as a Black Lantern, rose from the shadows with all the strength and rage of his former self, only now fueled by a dark, otherworldly force. His adamantium claws slashed at anything that dared approach, tearing through the very air itself.

Chuck Norris, with his unbreakable will and unmatched fighting skills, moved with deliberate calm strikes. The Dark Saber in his hand hummed ominously as he squared off against Zod, his eyes never leaving the Kryptonian. The two exchanged brutal strikes, the Dark Saber meeting Zod’s invulnerable skin, while Chuck’s katana danced through the air with a mastery only he could achieve. 

Colossus, towering and unmovable, joined the fray with his massive fists. He crashed into the side of Gilgamesh, sending shockwaves through the air as they collided, both heroes grinning at the challenge. Colossus' steel form took blow after blow, but he was indomitable.  Taking down an Eternal himself.

Power Girl, her eyes burning with the might of a Kryptonian, engaged Ikaris in a furious aerial duel. The two soared through the sky, clashing with such force that the desert trembled beneath them. Power Girl’s blows were enough to shatter mountains, but Ikaris responded with blasts of his own energy, the light from his attacks illuminating the entire desert and inevitably killing Powergirl with the reinforcements of the remaining eternals.  With the strength of PowerGirl, she left all but a few of the eternals to live.

Cable, the tactician, stayed on the ground, calculating his next move. His cybernetic eye locked onto Phastos, analyzing his patterns and weaknesses. Phastos, with his incredible intellect and technological prowess, wasn’t easily outmatched, but Cable’s experience in combat was vast, and he never underestimated his enemies.  Thus allowing for a calculated attack against Phastos and Kingo.

Professor X remained calm, a steady presence on the battlefield. His telepathic powers spread across the desert, searching for weaknesses, controlling the minds of those who dared to make eye contact. With a mental push, he attempted to incapacitate Sprite, whose illusions faltered under the weight of his psychic assault. But Sprite, determined as ever, snapped back to reality and used her illusions to escape.  But it the end it was to late for sprite as Chuck Norris sliced through the air with pure bliss ended the life of Sprite.

As the fight raged on, the desert became a warzone of epic proportions. Thena’s celestial weapons met Colossus' indestructible steel, while Zod and Chuck Norris exchanged strikes that shook the very earth. Neo’s two lightsabers clashed with Wolverine’s claws, sparks flying in every direction as the two warriors engaged in a dazzling duel ending with Neo on top. (Ayo)

In the midst of the chaos, Ajak and Professor X locked eyes. Through the telepathic link, Ajak could feel the immense power within the professor’s mind, but she was no stranger to such battles. She reached into the ether and unleashed her own mental attack, pushing against the limits of Professor X's telepathy. Their minds collided in a psychic storm that shook the very desert sands beneath them.  Ultimately leaving them both with a disoriented reality that would eventually kill them both.

The battle continued for hours, the combatants unable to find an advantage. Neither side would give in, each warrior pushing the limits of their power, fighting for victory, for survival. The sun began to set, casting an eerie orange glow over the war-torn landscape. It was clear that this battle would have no easy victor.

But as the last light of the day faded, the ground beneath their feet began to tremble, the desert itself stirring as if something ancient and powerful had awakened…….

Space and shit

Without warning, the battle erupted. Starkiller's Batwing shot through the void like a streak of light, unleashing a barrage of missiles and blaster fire at Star Wolf's V-wing. The V-wing weaved through the attacks with precision, Star Wolf's fingers a blur as she maneuvered the ship with expert skill. A missile grazed her wing, but she managed to twist her fighter out of the blast radius, countering with a barrage of her own.

Meanwhile, General Zod's eyes gleamed with fury as he soared through the atmosphere on a personal warpath, targeting the Black Lantern Omega Supreme. The corrupted machine towered above the battlefield, its massive, glowing eyes fixed on him. Zod’s fists crackled with energy as he zoomed toward Omega Supreme, hurling a barrage of heat vision. The black energy surrounding Omega Supreme absorbed the attacks, but Zod, unrelenting, followed up with a crushing punch to its metallic face, creating a shockwave that rippled through the atmosphere.

Mogo, from the distance, unleashed the full power of its Green Lantern core. Massive amounts of light shot toward the Heavy Star Cruiser, wrapping around the ship, constraining it in a deadly web of energy. The Oceans 11 crew, led by Danny Ocean, quickly coordinated their efforts to fight back. Rusty Ryan hacked into the cruiser’s systems to release a wave of EMP pulses, temporarily disabling the tractor beams holding them in place. Wit a flick of his wrist, Ocean and his crew began executing their meticulously planned heists within the cruiser, even as the battle raged outside.

But it was Darth Plagueis who took center stage as the true mastermind. With a sinister laugh, the Sith Lord extended his arms, manipulating the dark side of the Force to rip apart the fabric of space itself. Using his knowledge of the Sith, he began to raise black tendrils of energy, attempting to drain the life force of those around him. John Stewart and Kyle Rayner, both seasoned Lanterns, immediately reacted, forming barriers of green and white light to shield themselves from the oncoming wave of dark power.

"Fool," Plagueis sneered, "you think your light can protect you from true darkness?"

But Stewart's voice was firm, "We don't just wield light. We are the light."

Together, the two Lanterns released a counterforce of light so intense that the dark tendrils splintered like glass before being torn apart by a pulse of pure, focused energy.  

Supergirl, watching from a distance, knew the tide of battle would turn in her favor if she took down Plagueis. With a surge of speed, she flew directly at him, her eyes glowing with solar energy. Plagueis raised his hands, summoning the dark side to strike her down, but he was unprepared for the sheer force of Supergirl’s power. In a violent clash, her punch collided with his defenses, sending Plagueis tumbling backward through the air. His Force choke was nothing against the unstoppable strength of the Kryptonian.

But Star Wolf would not let her succeed. The skilled pilot fired a shot from her V-wing at Supergirl, catching her off guard. Supergirl twisted midair, narrowly dodging the blast, but the sudden interference gave Plagueis enough time to recover. The Sith Lord grinned, drawing on his dark power once more.  Using it to snuff the light of the two lanterns.

Elsewhere, Zod continued his battle with Omega Supreme, his heat vision clashing with the Black Lantern energy. But it wasn’t just Zod who had his sights set on the giant—Starkiller, using his Batwing's advanced weaponry, fired a high-powered pulse, cracking the Black Lantern’s armored skin. The two combined forces were enough to weaken Omega Supreme, causing it to stagger, but not enough to destroy it entirely.

In the distance, Mogo, with a massive voice like the rumbling of thunder, sent shockwaves of Green Lantern energy into the skies, calling for reinforcements. The energy created a force that pushed against the forces of darkness, shaking the very atmosphere. The oceans of the Heavy Star Cruiser began to surge with energy as the Oceans 11 crew began to gain the upper hand, hacking systems, and using the ship's own weaponry against them.

The tides of the battle were shifting. The Underhills were gaining momentum, but it was far from over. Supergirl, with her strength restored, made a final, decisive move. She broke through the defenses of Darth Plagueis, crashing down on him with a devastating punch. The Sith Lord’s scream echoed through the battlefield, and his dark power was no match for the overwhelming force of Supergirl’s might.

At the same time, Starkiller and Zod combined their forces in a final, overwhelming strike. Starkiller unleashed a devastating series of lightning strikes from his lightsaber, and Zod hammered Omega Supreme with heat vision, making the colossal Black Lantern robot falter and fall to the ground in a massive explosion.

With their leaders defeated and their forces scattered, The Redskins began to retreat. The Oceans 11 crew, though brilliant, realized that they had no chance of winning against such overwhelming cosmic power. They fled back into the Heavy Star Cruiser, leaving the battlefield behind.  Only to catch a stray to have their ship and everyone on board die.

Wet ass water

The two teams finally met in the ancient coliseum at the heart of Atlantis. A place that once held grand games, now reduced to a battleground for the forces that would fight for control of the city’s secrets. The air was thick with tension, the weight of Atlantis’ ancient power pressing down on the warriors.

Without warning, Black Manta raised his halberd and launched a bolt of energy toward the Sando Aqua Monster. The beast roared in anger as it swiped its claws at the projectile, sending shockwaves through the water. The ground shook as the creature lunged forward, its powerful limbs propelling it through the water with astonishing speed.

Mera and Namora squared off against Aspen and Abe Sapien. Mera's control over the water surged, creating a tidal wave that crashed toward Aspen, only for the elemental to deflect it with a surge of her own powers. Her control over water was immense, but Mera’s anger and ferocity matched her own.

Abe Sapien, his ancient knowledge of the ocean depths making him a skilled tactician, lunged at Namora. They traded blows, their skills evenly matched, as their weapons clashed with a loud crack. Percy Jackson appeared at the side of the battle, swinging his sword, Riptide, in a deadly arc at the Black Lantern Ventress. His blade barely made a mark on her, as she deflected it with ease, the dark energy of her lantern flaring with each strike.

“You’ll need more than a simple sword to defeat me,” she sneered, her voice dripping with malice.

Percy gritted his teeth. “I’ve got more tricks up my sleeve.”

Above them, Namor watched the chaos unfold. With a growl, he dove into the battle, his powerful legs propelling him through the water at an impossible speed. His fists struck with the force of a tidal wave, knocking opponents aside with ease.

But it was the Heart of Atlantis that pulsed at the center of it all, its ancient power resonating through the water. It could heal the world, or it could bring about its doom.

In the heat of the battle, the ground suddenly trembled as the Heart’s power began to stir. Each team knew that this was the moment—the moment that would determine whether Atlantis would rise once again, or if it would sink into the ocean’s depths forever.

In a final desperate push, Mera and Namora joined forces against Aspen, their powers flowing together in a spectacular display of water manipulation. They lashed out, creating walls of water and torrents that nearly overwhelmed the elemental. But just as Aspen was about to yield, the ground cracked beneath them.

A wave of energy radiated from the Heart of Atlantis, sending shockwaves that sent everyone sprawling. The city began to shake violently, and it became clear that Atlantis itself was awakening, reacting to the chaos.

"Seize it!" Namor shouted, but it was too late.

As the dust settled, all that remained was the aftermath. Atlantis’ power had been unleashed, but its outcome was uncertain. A new battle would soon begin—the battle not for control of Atlantis, but for control over what had been unleashed.

Big City Tings

The city of Detroit was a battleground. Once a bustling metropolis, now reduced to ruin by countless clashes between unimaginable forces. The air crackled with tension as two mighty teams stood on opposite sides of the fallen skyline, each determined to claim victory in a battle that would decide the fate of the Earth

A deafening silence fell across the battleground as both teams locked eyes. Time seemed to stretch as the first move was made.

Zod charged forward, his heat vision cutting through the air, but Yoda was faster, leaping out of the way with unnatural agility, the dwarf ring shimmering around him as he gripped it with a determined look. From above, Phoenix unleashed a torrent of fire and telekinetic power, but Dakken was ready, his dark energy absorbing the flames, redirecting them toward Supergirl.

Spider-Man shot webs, trying to ensnare Shatterstar and X-23, but the duo was too quick, slashing through the strands with expert precision. X-23 lunged at Spider-Man, her claws outstretched, but Shadowcat phased just in time, causing X-23 to strike nothing but air.

On the far side of the battlefield, The Hulk smashed through a building, his thunderous roar shaking the ground as he charged Colossus. The two titans collided with a resounding crash, steel meeting raw muscle. Colossus grunted in pain but stood firm, his metallic form able to withstand the Hulk's blows. With a sudden spin, Hulk grabbed a nearby wrecked car and swung it like a bat, knocking Colossus off his feet.

Meanwhile, Meggan and Polaris clashed, their magnetic powers sparking in the air. Meggan's energy-wielding form lashed out with tendrils of pure magic, while Polaris tried to crush her under a hail of metal debris. Nightcrawler teleported between Psylocke and Lockheed, disorienting the psychic warrior with rapid shifts in position, while Lockheed let loose a fiery breath at the same moment.

In the midst of the chaos, Revan Reborn reached into the Force, calling upon its power to create an impenetrable shield that deflected blasts from Asajj Ventress. The dark acolyte smirked, her dual lightsabers spinning at blinding speed, but Nightcrawler blinked to her side and struck with his sword, narrowly missing her as she danced away.

Mogo, ever the strategist, reshaped the terrain beneath the battlefield. Massive earth-shaking quakes tore through the ground, creating fissures that swallowed buildings and swallowed combatants whole. Cable was the first to react, teleporting out of a falling structure with his advanced tech, while Scar took advantage of the shifting landscape to launch a deadly ambush.

At the center of it all, Captain Britain and Chuck Norris locked eyes. Their reputations preceded them — two forces of nature, each with the power to shape the world. Captain Britain summoned the full extent of his mystical powers, light radiating from his body as he threw a punch that could shatter mountains. Chuck Norris, however, simply side-stepped, his hand coming down with a powerful strike that sent shockwaves across the battlefield, knocking Captain Britain back.

The battle raged on for what felt like hours. Kylun, drawing on ancient martial techniques, fended off Shatterstar, their blades clashing in a flurry of precision. Lockheed and Polaris engaged in an aerial duel, the dragon's fiery breath clashing against Polaris's magnetic fields.

As the smoke and chaos thickened, the battlefield began to thin. The Underhills had fewer members standing, their strength waning as the might of The Redskins pushed forward.

Revan Reborn stood with his lightsaber ignited, facing Yoda in the final clash. Both warriors were champions of their respective causes, their powers limitless in different ways. Yoda raised his hand, summoning the dwarf ring's power to create a protective barrier, but Revan was ready, using his mastery over the Force to bypass it, delivering a strike that left Yoda staggering.

In the end, only a handful of warriors remained. Zod, Supergirl, Hulk, and Phoenix fought valiantly, but it was clear that they could not stand against the dark tide of The Redskins.

As the last blow was struck, with Phoenix disintegrating into nothingness under the combined attack of Black Lantern Asajj Ventress and Yoda, The Redskins stood victorious in the city. Their forces had dwindled as well, but the battle was theirs. Yoda, his eyes weary, looked out over the destroyed city.

“We have won, but the price was steep,” he whispered.

Trees and Shit

In the heart of an ancient forest, where the trees whispered secrets from the dawn of time, a cosmic disturbance rips through the fabric of reality. Forces from across multiple universes converge upon this forest, summoned by the mysterious power of an ancient artifact hidden deep within the trees. Two mighty teams stand on opposite sides of the forest, both seeking the artifact's power for their own reasons.

The battle is set. Only one team will claim the power of the forest and reshape the fate of their worlds.

As both teams march into the forest clearing, the air crackles with tension. The ancient trees sway as if sensing the imminent conflict. The artifact lies deep within the forest, a glowing orb of immense power, surrounded by an aura of magic and technology.

The underhills make their approach with Zod leading the charge, his sheer presence warping the very air around him. Neo and the two Blue Wizards move in a protective formation around Sauron, who clutches the One Ring tightly, its dark influence seeping into his very soul. Arwen, Samwise, and Miguel flank their allies, ready for whatever challenges the forest may present. Uncle Iroh’s calm demeanor remains unshaken. Thena’s weapon is ready, the light of her cosmic energy shining through the trees as she takes her place at the front.

The Redskins countered, with Yoda standing firmly at the helm, the Dwarf Ring upon his finger pulsing with ancient power. Black Lantern Larfleeze and Asajj Ventress snicker with dark delight, sensing the death and destruction they can bring. Indigo-1 and Saint Walker stand firm, their lantern rings shimmering with compassion and hope, while Star Sapphire and Sodom Yat exchange quick, knowing glances. Chuck Norris tightens his grip on his katana, his focus laser-sharp. Polaris hovers near the rear, her magnetic powers causing the air to hum with energy, while Tommy Oliver prepares to summon the power of the Morphing Grid at a moment’s notice.

The battle erupts like a thunderstorm. Zod charges at Yoda, his strength and speed unmatched, but Yoda's mastery of the Force deflects his attacks with ease. Neo squares off against Larfleeze, the two locking in a battle of willpower as the blue lightsabers clash against the greed-driven energy of the orange ring.

Arwen Evenstar gracefully fights alongside Starman, her blade dancing through the air while he unleashes cosmic energy blasts. Miguel O'Hara swings through the trees, webbing up opponents with ease, while Radaghast uses his green lantern ring to bend the forest to his will, ensnaring enemies with thorny vines killing Yaddle and Haldir.

Meanwhile, Abomination rampages through the enemy lines, but is met head-on by Tommy Oliver, who summons his Dragonzord in a massive burst of energy. Thena engages Polaris, the two women battling with unparalleled strength and determination, while Starkiller brings the full fury of the Force down upon Romat-Ru, sending waves of destructive energy through the forest.

In the distance, Uncle Iroh and Indigo-1 exchange words, their battle quiet yet intense. The green light of the rings intertwines as they try to overpower one another’s wills.

As the battle rages on, the true power of the forest begins to awaken, its ancient energy threatening to consume everyone, forcing both teams to face not only each other but the very environment around them. The question is no longer who will claim the artifact, but whether any of them can survive the forces they’ve unleashed.

In the heart of the battle, Sauron and Yoda face off, their eyes locked. Sauron’s malevolent power meets Yoda’s wisdom and mastery of the Force. With a final, powerful move, Sauron attempts to unleash the One Ring’s dark power—but Yoda, with the Dwarf Ring, counters the dark influence, turning the artifact's power against its master.

The forest erupts in light and shadow as both teams battle furiously for control of the artifact, their wills and powers pushing the boundaries of reality itself.

Zod charged forward, using his strength and invulnerability to close the distance between himself and Chuck Norris. But Chuck Norris, his katana gleaming, effortlessly parried the oncoming blows. With a single spin, he unleashed the fury of the Dark Saber, forcing Zod back with its overwhelming dark energy. Zod grunted in frustration, but before he could retaliate, Starkiller intervened, drawing on his dark side power. The force of his saber strikes sent Norris stumbling back, but Chuck Norris remained unscathed, his martial arts expertise allowing him to flow like water.

Meanwhile, Radaghast and Larfleeze fought fiercely, their rings emitting light and darkness, respectively. Radaghast's green energy clashed against Larfleeze’s insatiable greed, as the two powerhouses exchanged blasts of emerald and black light. But Miguel O'Hara, sensing an opportunity, joined the fray, using his Green Lantern ring to bolster Radaghast’s defenses, overwhelming Larfleeze with a surge of energy.

Thena and Tommy Oliver clashed fiercely, her divine might meeting his relentless warrior spirit. Her golden weapon collided with his Dragon Dagger in a dazzling explosion of sparks. Tommy tapped into his Green Ranger power, but Thena’s unyielding strength and precision eventually overwhelmed him, sending him flying back into the trees.

In the thick of the battle, Indigo 1, using her compassionate energy, tried to disarm Arwen Evenstar, but Starman intervened, unleashing cosmic energy that pushed the Indigo Lantern back. Meanwhile, Balin and Samwise Gamgee found themselves locked in a fierce skirmish, the dwarf’s axe clashing against the blue light of Sam’s Lantern ring. Sam’s heart, full of hope, kept him going, but Balin's experience and ferocity proved too much, striking Sam down before he could rally.

Across the battlefield, Uncle Iroh and Saint Walker exchanged words of wisdom, their rings glowing with serene power. But as the battle raged on, Uncle Iroh’s calm demeanor was tested by the explosive power of Quasar and the dark energy of Black Lantern Asajj Ventress. With a final burst of cosmic energy, Quasar overwhelmed the wise old man, his form crumpling to the ground, but not without imparting a final word of wisdom to Saint Walker, who grieved the loss of his ally.

As the battle drew to a close, the final clash between Thena and Yoda shook the forest. Yoda, with his Dwarf Ring, leapt gracefully, his green lightsaber flashing against Thena’s golden blade. With an elegant twist, Yoda disarmed Thena, sending her weapon flying. However, in the moment of victory, Thena reached out with her strength, unleashing a final blow that sent Yoda hurtling into a massive oak tree.

The battlefield fell silent, and only one warrior remained standing. Thena, exhausted, bloodied, and battered, looked around the battlefield at the fallen heroes. She raised her weapon high, her golden aura glowing as she stood alone.

She was the last one left. The only survivor.