George Washington's Slaves Vs. Alice's Wonder Team

George Washington's Salves are Sauron the Deciever (designated leader), Sandworm #15-20, Jabba the Hutt & Salacious B. Crumb, Optimus Prime w/ Roller, Hound, Fell Beast #1-6, Suk Doctor #1, Wild Man #1, Duncan Idaho ghola #7, Starship Trooper #1-6, Thor, Kyle Reese, & Al Dogg.

Alice's Wonder Team is Tyler Derdon (designated leader), Extinction Alice, Apocylypse Alice, Leeloo, Carlos Olivera, Ram Man, Kimbo Slice, Lucca Brazzi, Jill Valentine, Sith Lord #1 & 2, & Goblin #1-78.

Sauron decides that he can best lead from the back and that he won't fight unless he is needed. The giant sandworms, who are scared and have no idea what to do after being dropped into this unfamiliar dessert crash out of the sand in a rage toward the people who are daring to occupy the holy sand in which they are dwelling. As the 6 sandworms come crashing down on the ground from hundreds of feet in the air they crush and consume Leeloo, Kimbo Slice, Tyler Derdon, and 48 of the goblins. They turn on each other out of territorial instinct and worm #17 & 20 both die. Optimus Prime transforms into robot form and releases Roller. Although Roller has a very hard time "rolling" in the sand and is an easy target for Jill Valentine to bust a cap into. Sauron orders the Fell Beasts to attack and they instantly go after Lucca Brazzi (because he has the most meat on him). Lucca pulls out his pump 12 gauge and actually manages to shoot Fell Beast #4 in the head and kill it before the remaing 5 begin fighting amongst themselves over each morsel as they eat the mob capo. The Starship Troopers open fire but one of them accidentally shoots Al Dogg with some friendly fire. Carlos Olivera fires back and then jumps in the middle of them to bring the fight a little closer. Carlos takes out trooper #2 & 6 before the remaining armored troopers finish him off. Ram Man Rams Jabba the Hutt, knocking him off of his repulsor lift and killing him. He then attempts to do the same move on Optimus Prime, and he probably would have been successfull except he trips over Al Dogg's dead body and falls flat on his face. Optimus Prime finishes him off. Hound transforms into a jeep allowing Duncan Idaho, the Suk Doctor and Reese to jump in. Apocylypse Alice jumps onto the hood of the jeep and shoots Reese in the arm but Duncan Idaho jumps onto the hood as well and pulls out his knife. He stabs Ap. Alice but they both fall off of the jeep onto the ground. Hound turns around to pick up Duncan and then brings the 3 passengers to a rock that they can hide behind. Duncan and Reese are hurt pretty badly but the Suk Doctor, with his medical skills believes he can fix them with little difficulty. Optimus Prime and Hound attack the remaining 30 goblins and have little difficulty killing them in fairly large numbers. Although after he kills about 6 of them on his own Hound gets covered with 8 more Goblins who hack away at him with their swords and axes until his circuitry is destroyed. Optimus after killing 16 of them already, kills those 8 as well and avenges the death of his old friend. The Suk Doctor has his 2 patients wrapped up pretty well when he then all of the sudden turns to attack the 2 people he just fixed up. Extinction Alice has taken over his mind, and his making him attack his friends. Reese, who is saddened because he really likes the good doctor shoots his friend in the head. Ex. Alice runs over to them to finish the job herself but the Fell Beasts who are finally done with their Italian cuisine fly in and attack her. The Starship Troopers also jump in using their jet packs to attack the woman who is obviousely the biggest threat on the team. Ex. Alice jumps on Fell Beast #1's back hits it in the neck in just the right spot and kills it. She then jumps to the ground, in the middle of the starship troopers and begins doing a whole lot of kicking and shooting, just like she does in the movies. She takes out Starship Trooper #1 & 5 and Fell Beast #2 & 3 before Duncan Idaho, who is protected from Alice's bullets by his personal Holtzman Shield jumps up and grabs a piece of broken armor from one of the fallen troopers and stabs Ex. Alice with it. Sith Lord #1 & 2 who have been given the names Darth Deez and Darth Nutz have snuck up on Sauron and jump in with their crimson lightsabers drawn ready to attack the evil one, thinking that they have a good chance of beating him if they take him togeather. But they do not realize that along with holding himself back he has also ordered the Norse god Thor to be his most unlikely companion and bodyguard, and to hang back from the battle as well. The Sith Lords attack, and they manage to put a few scrapes in the armor of the Dark Lord but Sauron swings his mighty sword down and kills Darth Deez. Thor then throws Mjonir at Darth Nutz who tries to block it with his lightsaber. The hammer of the god goes right through the saber blade and hits Lord Nutz in the face killing him. Jill Valentine sees no oppurtunity for victory but does take a few pot shots as she is escaping and manages to kill Starship Trooper #3 and the Wild Man.
GEORGE WASHINGTON'S SLAVES ARE VICTORIOUS!