Consolation Match-Round 2: The Brotherhood of Evil Midgets Vs. The Untouchables

The Brotherhood is Meriadoc Brandybuck & Wicket the Ewok

The Untouchables are Horatio Caine & Dozer #11-14


“Horatio, Horatio, where are we going today. Horatio, Horatio, won’t you come and play” is what Merry is singing to Horatio Caine as he is getting into the mini-bus. Horatio is obviously annoyed by the small hobbit, but he tries to ignore him as much as he can. Horatio is naturally driving the bus, as he is the only being in this match that can actually reach the pedals and see over the steering wheel at the same time.
As soon as everybody has entered the bus, the doors lock and the glove box opens up. Merry, who is in the front seat grabs the piece of paper and begins to read it aloud.
The doors have been locked in the bus, so good luck trying to escape. Also, the windows have been fitted with bulletproof glass, which should prevent Horatio from getting out of this thing alive. The most important thing that we should tell you about is the fact that an odorless gas has been emitted into the air. It should take less than two minutes to kill all but one of you off. Once this occurs, the doors will be opened and the match will be over with. Sorry about being short with this one, but the other bus matches just took to much time. Good luck to everybody on board.
-FFL
Wicket instantly takes his spear and throws it Horatio Caine’s right hand, knocking the gun out of it. Horatio screams in pain, as the spear is now stuck in his hand. “It looks like I now longer have the upper hand, especially since I can’t even move mine right now.” Horatio then gets a firm grip of the spear and pulls it out of his hand. He winces in pain and then quickly fires it back at the now dead Ewok. Merry is naturally bummed out by this chain of events, as he was hoping for a nice leisurely trip in the bus today.
“I guess now it is my turn Mr. Caine.” Merry walks over to the Dozers and starts to step on them. He kills Dozers 11-13, but right as he is trying to step on Dozer #14, he is clubbed in the back of the head by Horatio Caine’s gun.
The hobbit is knocked unconscious, which considering the fact that he only has mere seconds to live anyways, is not looking to be a very good thing on his part. It has been two minutes since they read the letter and now Horatio is starting to lose control of his reflexes as he falls to the ground. He tries to reach out for his gun but it is too late. The toxin in the air has taken its full effect on the Miami detective, who finally takes his last breathe. Merry wakes up for a couple of seconds before the same toxin that ended Horatio’s life, takes his as well. In those few seconds though, Merry is able to see Dozer #14 still walking around, obviously small enough for the toxin to not reach him yet.
As soon as the hobbit takes his final breathe, all of the doors open on the vehicle. The small Dozer is pleased with this outcome as he carefully makes his way out of the mini-bus and back to The Untouchables headquarters. He thinks to himself that it is fitting that the shortest match of the week also awards the smallest player in the game.

The Untouchables are Victorious!