Better Than All of You

Head Coach: Cobra Commander

Roster

Predator #1-50

Aquaman

Aqualad

Thanos

Green Lantern (Hal Jordan)

Mephisto

Storm Shadow

Agent Smith

Snake Eyes

The Stay Puft Marshmallow Man

Sabu

Rob Van Damm

The Terminator (from T-1)

The Terminator (from T-2)

Bret "The Hitman" Hart

Jim "The Anvil" Neidhart

Davey Boy Smith

The Dynamite Kid

Terminator #1-40

Skeletor

The Blues Brothers

John Rambo

Ghost Rider

Ric Flair

Arn Anderson

Ole Anderson

Tully Blanchard

Doc Holliday

Hulk Hogan

Lex Luthor

Beechhead

Dozer #4

"Macho Man" Randy Savage

Dave Mustaine and the rest of Megadeth

Army Soldier #1-33

NS-5 #1-22

Dozer #6

Tomax

Xamot

Cobra Viper #1-50

Orc #1-19

Empty Roster Spaces: 17

Vehicles

X-Wing

Motorcycle

What Went on in the Locker Room?

Head coach Cobra Commander is finding that leading a team made up primarily of mindless killers truly is just as much fun as it sounds like it would be. The fact that the team is completely devoid of the female gender makes it a pretty lewd place to hang out (it is kind of like walking into a Catholic Central health class). There have not been as many scuffles as you might imagine but Thanos and Green Lantern did have to break up one rather large fight which resulted in a death for Army Soldier #8, Orc #17, Cobra Viper #48, and Predator #26. Megadeth's drummer also met with an unfortunate accident when he got drunk, passed out, and was stepped on by The Stay Puft Marshmallow Man. The Watchers are predicting a big year for Agent Smith. Better Than All of You will recieve 8 balls in the draft lottery.