George Washington's Slaves Vs. The Horsemen of Apokolips

George Washington's Slaves are Yoda, Optimus Prime, Sauron, Thor, Martian Manhunter, Collossus, & George Washington.

The Horsemen of Apokolips are Tripticon, Gurney Halleck, The Witch King, Supergirl, Kane of Runefast, Achilles, Charleton Heston, & Snoopy.

As the battle begins George Washington and his slaves are no where to be found. The Horsemen begin gathering in the corner of the field when Supergirl says "all of you stay here. They are obviousely hiding in the locker rooms somewhere. Since I am the fastest member of the squad, I will search them out and then fly back so we can formulate an attack. Less than a minute later Supergirl flies back to her teammates and yells "everybody but Tripticon, follow me; the cowards are fleeing the stadium and are out on the streets". The Horsemen, sans Tripticon because he can't fit through the doors rush out into the streets behind Supergirl to find that the streets are completely clear. Heston turns to Supergirl and yells "What the hell are you talking about, they aren't out here". Just then Supergirl's body begins to shift and it is revealed that she is not a he and that Supergirl was actually the shape-shifted Martian Manhunter in disguise. The rest of the slaves then jump off of the top of the Ford Field roof while Yoda and Martian Manhunter use their telekinetic and force powers to lower them safely down to the road. The two generals (George and Yoda) thought that if they could seperate Supergirl and Tripticon from the rest of the team than they could take them down, and so far it seems to be working. Just as planned Thor and Martian Manhunter both fly back into the stadium to double team Tripticon; but Achilles moves quickly to begin fighting with the much larger Collossus. Kane of Runefast and The Witch King stand together to begin their fight when The Witch King quickly shrivels into a weak, dead old man lying on the ground. Sauron simply reabsorbed the powers of the mighty Witch King which he gave him in the first place. Kane once again waves the sword of darkness in an attempt to Desoul The Evil One but Sauron the Deciever has no soul to take. Kane and Sauron then clash with the deafening sounds of armor against armor as Kane the promoted swordsmen weilds The Sword of Darkness and his companion Broadsword while trying to get through the defenses of Sauron's huge swinging mace. George Washington takes aim with his muzzle loaded pistol and blasts Snoopy's snout clean off, he then takes cover as Snoopy's bud Heston blasts some Full-automatic revenge his way. Achilles is moving way to fast for the mutant Collossus but he simply does not have the means to do any real damage to the big Russian. Achilles is landing blows at a ratio of about 15 to 1 but every little hit that Collossus does get in, sends the Greek flying. Optimus Prime sees that his head coach is in trouble so he pulls out his laser rifle and bullseyes Chuck Heston right in his manly chest scorching his chest hairs and reminding the world of what it was like when male Hollywood sex symbols looked like men and not little boys. Gurney Halleck activates his personal Holtzman shield and rushes over to help Achilles. Halleck jumps onto Collossus bumping him back and then deactivates his shield and pulls out his lasgun (so as not to create an atomic explosion between the two weapons). He blasts Collossus in the back pushing him a few feet but still not knocking the organic metal bohemoth to the ground. Yoda rushes in to help his teammate and removes Gurney Halleck's loyal Atreidian head before he can reactivate his shield. Achilles drops his sword and shield on the ground and then spins around pulling a small dagger from his waist. He then dodges a swing from the heavy arm of Collossus and sticks the dagger directly into the small hole that was made by the laser of Halleck, puncturing his internal organs and delivering a fatal blow to the huge mutant. Back inside the stadium Thor and Martian Manhunter have no problem evading the attacks of Tripticon but they are having some trouble damaging the powerful metal skin of the gigantic Decepticon. Supergirl has successfully ripped apart the insides of old man Ford's prize building when she realizes that something fishy must be going on. She breaks through the brick walls onto the outside to see that not only have the Horsemen been fighting without her and are seperated from Tripticon as well but that much of her team has already been decimated. Back inside Thor flies up behind Tripticon and swings his hammer Mjonir into the back of Tripticon's massive dome. The two non-earthlings speak mentally to each other and both land next to Tripticon's right foot. Using their combined super strength John Jonzz and the son of Odin lift up the dizzied Decepticon's leg and flip him onto his back, causing quite a tremor and proving that the bigger they are the harder they fall. They waste no time jumping onto his neck and ripping apart their much larger opponent. Yoda and Optimus Prime waste no time moving towards the enraged Supergirl. Supergirl targets Prime with a blast of heat vision but Yoda force leaps onto the shoulder of his Autobot homey and blocks it with his lightsaber. After Kane quickly evades several of Sauron's swings (which he is so famous for doing). Sauron delivers a stunning attack inflicting 65 hit points worth of damage on Darksol's favorite soldier. Kane of Runefast has been defeated. Optimus Prime then hits Supergirl with a blast from his laser rifle but she quickly recovers and flies right at the Autobot leader. She delivers two quick blows to his stomach and knee and then flies up behind him landing on his shoulders close to where Master Yoda was perched only moments ago. With her powerful (yet attractive) legs planted she grabs Optimus' head and yanks it clean off. She rockets the head at Yoda but the little Jedi rolls out of the way. Achilles feels that he has no need to fear larger oppponents as he moves against Sauron. Supergirl grabs a road sign out of the ground and begins swinging it at Yoda but the quick master jumps and evades every swing, until he uses his lightsaber to cut her makeshift weapon in half. She uses her powerful breath to blow Yoda over but Yoda pops back up and returns the favor with a force push. He then jumps at the taken off guard Kryptonian and leaps at her. He has to use all of the force power he can muster to cut through the strong skin of Supergirl's neck but in the end he is successful in finishing her off. Achilles is holding his own against Sauron but the tides are quickly turned as Thor and Martian Manhunter land behind the Greek prince ready to help out their evil friend. Achilles, despite being triple teamed still has an uncanny ability to block attacks but once a direct hit from Sauron's mace breaks his shield and a similar hit from Mjonir breaks his sword he is opened up to a flurry of punches from Martian Manhunter and a final thrust from a green lightsaber from the newest member of this Motor City beat down Yoda. President Washington remembering back to the time when Thomas Jefferson made him read The Illiad then slices off the ankle of the mighty Achilles... just in case.
GEORGE WASHINGTON'S SLAVES ARE VICTORIOUS!