Team Sleeping Pussy Vs. Better Than All of You

Better Than All of You is The Four Horsemen: Ric Flair, Arn Anderson, Ole Anderson, & Tully Blanchard, & Dozer #4 & 6.

Team Sleeping Pussy is SHIELD Agent #1 & 2.


Ric Flair comments to Arn & his brother Ole that this is the loudest B-dubs that he has ever been to, but they don't respond because they don't hear him; because this is the loudest B-Dubs that they have ever been to. The 6 members of Better Than All of You are enjoying some of the crazy beers that this particular Buffalo Wild has on tap while Bob and Cindy are both enjoying a ginger ale and a couple of salads (Bob & Cindy, to the people of the FFL are better known as SHIELD Agent #1 & 2). Ric Flair and the boys are putting away beers pretty fast, but they are tough and are holding their own with the younger crowd. Dozer #4 & 6 on the other hand just split a 23 oz. Boomba and are puking their guts out right at the table. It's nice to be only 4 inches tall, your puke is hard to notice and very easy to clean up. The 2 SHIELD Agents wait until they are ready and then stand up in the middle of the bar with their semi-auto rifles and open fire. The 2 of them take out the 2 Anderson brothers quickly with a couple of perfectly aimed shots causing both them and Flair to go down in the blink of an eye. Bob and Cindy actually have a harder time taking out the 2 drunk dozers than they do the wrestlers do to the fact that they are such small and hard targets to hit. It takes them a few shots but they eventually cap both the dozers on the run. Bob and Cindy are about to radio back to TSP headquarters to let them know that victory is imminent when Ric Flair jumps out from behind them with an empty beer pitcher and cracks it over Cindy's head. Ric "The dirtiest player in the game" Flair had actually faked them out when he fell along with the dead Anderson brothers and then took advantage of his opponents relaxed state. Once Cindy is down Flair grabs her gun and shoots Bob in the head with it. He then finishes off Cindy's unconcious body with her own rifle. With the 2 SHIELD Agents dead Flair goes back to the bar by himself to order another drink................. Oh wait, what was that. Oh, I forgot about Tully Blanchard......... Yeah, me and everybody else in the world.
BETTER THAN ALL OF YOU ARE VICTORIOUS!