Sunday, September 27, 2009

Brock Sampson's Fighting Murderflies

Head Coach: King Leonidas


Assistant Coaches: Brock Sampson & Beatrix Kiddo





Protected Roster




The Maxx


Julie Winters


Doc Brown


Dobby


The Groovy Gang: Ted, Val, Patty, Sonny, & Groovy


Jay


Silent Bob


Forge


Bob: Agent of HYDRA


Agent X


Hellboy


Aunt May


Etrigan the Demon


Lobo


Guy Gardner


G'Nort


Howard the Duck


Booster Gold


Kyle Raynor


Ted Nugent


Sandworm #1-5


Hawkman


Hawkgirl


Batgirl


The Planeteers: Kwame, Wheeler, Linka, Gi, Ma-Ti, & Suchi


The Mighty Morphin Power Rangers: Jason, Zach, Billy, Trini, & Kimberly


Mystery Inc.: Fred, Velma, Daphne, Shaggy, & Scooby


Mecha Godzilla


Rancor #1 & 2


Ewok #5-8


The Power Puff Girls: Blossom, Bubbles, & Buttercup


The Technobots: Scattershot, Lightspeed, Strafe, Nosecone, & Afterburn


Ron Popeil


Scarlet Witch


Starro


Grimlock


Dark Claw


Lobo the Duck




Unprotected Roster




Sarah Palin

Sandworm #6-13

Jedi Master #20

Ginaz Swordsmen #10

Greedo

Dorf

Jedi Padawan #39A & 40A (formerly Jedi Youngling #39 & 40)

Shatterstar

Hydro-Man

Lourne Michaels

Ewok #9-40

Marine #3-70

Suzanne

(Brain Damaged) Beowolf

Jawa #1-10

Ham Salad

Chinchilla the Wookie Monster

Hans Gruber

Jaroth

Speedy Gonzalez

Judge Dredd

Clone Trooper #26-71

Brak

Fluke Starbuster

Alf

Steven Segal

Jonny Rico

Ematejoca

Navy SEAL Chief #10

Nav y SEAL #28-32

Rosholas


Practice Squad


Head Coach: Shazam

Assistant Coaches: Caramon & Raistlin Majere


Marine #71-100
Jedi Master #20 has taken the former Jedi Youngling #39 as his padawan learner while the former Youngling #40 has been taken as a padawan by Fluke Starbuster. Marine #36 & Clone Trooper's #29 & 58 all were dealt deaths while on Sandworm feeding duty, but despite this, having the Sandworms around has been more than beneficial for the team as they are now all highly addicted to the spice melange, giving the entire team hightened awareness and amazing reflexes, not to mention extended life (Due to their extreme spice addictions since the very beginning of the league, Ron Popeil, Guy Gardner, & the entire Mystery Inc. gang have all been gifted with one more life, that even the mighty Watchers have been unable to remove). Ewoks #10, 15, & 38, along with Jawas #2 & 8 were all eaten by Rancors at some point, but nobody has any details because for the most part it went unnoticed. King Leonidas is confident that Season 3 will bring good things to the Murderflies and believes that their chances of making the play-offs for the first time this year are very good.

1 comment:

Artifact said...

I'd say history repeats itself if he doesnt protect the mo-fo sandworms!