Assistant Coaches: Brock Sampson & Beatrix Kiddo
Protected Roster
The Maxx
Julie Winters
Doc Brown
Dobby
The Groovy Gang: Ted, Val, Patty, Sonny, & Groovy
Jay
Silent Bob
Forge
Bob: Agent of HYDRA
Agent X
Hellboy
Aunt May
Etrigan the Demon
Lobo
Guy Gardner
G'Nort
Howard the Duck
Booster Gold
Kyle Raynor
Ted Nugent
Sandworm #1-5
Hawkman
Hawkgirl
Batgirl
The Planeteers: Kwame, Wheeler, Linka, Gi, Ma-Ti, & Suchi
The Mighty Morphin Power Rangers: Jason, Zach, Billy, Trini, & Kimberly
Mystery Inc.: Fred, Velma, Daphne, Shaggy, & Scooby
Mecha Godzilla
Rancor #1 & 2
Ewok #5-8
The Power Puff Girls: Blossom, Bubbles, & Buttercup
The Technobots: Scattershot, Lightspeed, Strafe, Nosecone, & Afterburn
Ron Popeil
Scarlet Witch
Starro
Grimlock
Dark Claw
Lobo the Duck
Unprotected Roster
Sarah Palin
Sandworm #6-13
Jedi Master #20
Ginaz Swordsmen #10
Greedo
Dorf
Jedi Padawan #39A & 40A (formerly Jedi Youngling #39 & 40)
Shatterstar
Hydro-Man
Lourne Michaels
Ewok #9-40
Marine #3-70
Suzanne
(Brain Damaged) Beowolf
Jawa #1-10
Ham Salad
Chinchilla the Wookie Monster
Hans Gruber
Jaroth
Speedy Gonzalez
Judge Dredd
Clone Trooper #26-71
Brak
Fluke Starbuster
Alf
Steven Segal
Jonny Rico
Ematejoca
Navy SEAL Chief #10
Nav y SEAL #28-32
Rosholas
Practice Squad
Head Coach: Shazam
Assistant Coaches: Caramon & Raistlin Majere
Marine #71-100
Jedi Master #20 has taken the former Jedi Youngling #39 as his padawan learner while the former Youngling #40 has been taken as a padawan by Fluke Starbuster. Marine #36 & Clone Trooper's #29 & 58 all were dealt deaths while on Sandworm feeding duty, but despite this, having the Sandworms around has been more than beneficial for the team as they are now all highly addicted to the spice melange, giving the entire team hightened awareness and amazing reflexes, not to mention extended life (Due to their extreme spice addictions since the very beginning of the league, Ron Popeil, Guy Gardner, & the entire Mystery Inc. gang have all been gifted with one more life, that even the mighty Watchers have been unable to remove). Ewoks #10, 15, & 38, along with Jawas #2 & 8 were all eaten by Rancors at some point, but nobody has any details because for the most part it went unnoticed. King Leonidas is confident that Season 3 will bring good things to the Murderflies and believes that their chances of making the play-offs for the first time this year are very good.
1 comment:
I'd say history repeats itself if he doesnt protect the mo-fo sandworms!
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