Horsemen of Apokolips star Hal Jordan arrested

Hildy Johnson ⎪ The Fantasy Press – 5:22pm

Los Angeles (FP) Horsemen of Apokolips star and known rabble rouser Hal Jordan was arrested Friday on a sexual harassment and assault charge after police said he got into a fight with a group of men and yelled sexual advances at them.

Jordan was standing outside of an Adult Film Theatre at about 1:30 a.m., where he was enjoying a quick break after the devastating loss to the Murderflies. Nearby, a group of about four theatre performers in fake robotic regal were allegedly accosted by the “Horsemen” member. Hal, according to police approached the young men and began screaming what sounded like “Suck my black c@#% you Skinjobs” repeatedly at the four young men.

It was not clear what Jordan meant, but he got into a tussle with the theatre troupe, and a 27-year-old man sustained scratches to his elbows and inner-thigh, according to police.

Both Jordan and the group went inside a near-by motel, and at some point, police were called, and Jordan was arrested, police said. He was arrested on a charge of aggravated sexual harassment and assault. Jordan was first taken to a hospital because he was believed to be intoxicated, police said. He was at a police precinct and may be facing arraignment later.

“Horsemen” president and general manager Ryan Poteracki had no comment. The team said in a statement that it was aware of the incident. Because of a provision in his labor contract, the team said any allegation involving alcohol/drugs/spice is referred to their employee assistance program that has been under the control of Bill the Butcher since year two.

''The GM don’t have any-ting to say about this but I know the truth. Hally hates them robots somethin’ fierce. They must have f#$%ed with him and everybody knows not to f$%@ with Mr. Jordan. Oh Sonny, anybody with a brain in their skull knows not to be messing with that man.''  Mr. Butcher said in a quick statement to the Fantasy Press.

It was not clear whether Jordan would play in the week 7 match-up against Logical Genocide at this time. The Horsemen were in space this week, where Jordan impressively killed BL General Grievous and sent Bubbles to the graveyard. Unfortunately for the “Horsemen” though, Jordan also killed teammate The One Above All as an act that could only be described as a “dick measuring contest” with the Eternal. Jordan is having another outstanding year this year but with this most recent loss, not only does it bring him to 9 deaths but also with it, the worst start in the history of the “Horsemen” with a record of 3-3.

Jordan has played for the “Horsemen” since year three, finally coming into his own last season. No word on what the repercussions of his actions will be from a league standpoint, but one thing’s for sure, Hal Jordan will never go quietly into the night.