In a Season riddled with controversy, no one had been at “the eye of the storm” as much as this man. But regardless of these obstacles, Kingdom Come Superman showed everyone exactly why he was the obvious Number One Draft Pick in last year’s Draft. Finally being allowed to break out this year, “KFC Superman” as he was “affectionately” called, ended up helping not one but TWO teams reach the Playoffs.
He started out as a member of Griffin’s High Maintenance Dope Fiends and Destroyers, but after constant turmoil between Kal-El and Team Owner Griffin Poteracki, the decision was made to part ways and he was traded to Miley Cyrus and President Barack Obama’s “Best of Both Worlds” Touring Battalion of Commandos. This trade proved to be exact what all parties involved was looking for. The tension within the Dope Fiends’ locker room was lifted and they ended up going 3-0 within their Division as the Commandos continued their near undefeated season and are currently representing the George Lucas Conference in Universe Bowl V.
No matter what team Kingdom Come Superman was on this year, he proved to be the dominant force whenever he stepped foot on the battlefield.
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A very special thanks goes out to NFG Mike for taking the initiative to post the top three MVPs for each week. These were used to determine the overall Regular Season MVP.
Fat, old mfer.... but a powerhouse none-the-less. Seconding the thanks to NFG Mike for founding the MVP program.
KFC Superman: The true "Real Man" of The FFL!! ... Come on Real Man... Where you at?!!? I am thirsty for more of your wit and wisdom.
The only thing more pathetic then Kingdom Cum Superman winning the MVP is the team that he is on. Congrats on buying the championship Commandos.
My pleasure and honor! Im glad you guy like it. Its times like this that Im glad I didnt go with my other idea: "Nitpicking FN Guy's Inaccuracy of the Week".
You forgot to mention how KFC Suckman likes to huff dong next to the dumpster behind 7-11.
You forgot to mention how KFC Suckman likes to huff dong next to the dumpster behind 7-11.
He huffs so much my phone felt the need to post it twice
The only thing dumber than a Regular Season MVP is the fact that a bunch of you motherfuckers actually voted for it!
I thought about it and an Inaccuracy of the Week might be funny if it was over the top enough. Maybe i can embezzle some money from the MVP fund and hire a fanboy to do it.
Congrats to Pablo for pulling off a MVP switcheroo. Pablo against KCS-we'll see. . .
Who wants Real Man on next year's draft list?? This dude is a riot.
Hell yeah No. 1 draft pick! I'd love to be in this league with all my new friends!
Where's the "real" Real Man?? I know that last post was a fraud. SHOW YOURSELF REAL MAN!!!!!!!!!!!
At the lake enjoying the sights. Don't have to post until I feel like it and now I feel like it. Whoever posted a fake one on my behalf-chomp on my penis. You're a scab and a loser.
That's the "real" Real Man I know and love. And as for the penis chomping, I already tried, and all I could find was a scab and a loser. OOOOOOOOHHHHHH SICK BURN!!
Although some of you may now know my identity (as Spiderman/Peter Parker faced in Civil War), you nevertheless shall be unable to stop the revolution and never quash my commentary and beliefs! Screw all and long live the true FFL devotees!
Didnt that storyline lead to "One More Day"? What have you done Real Man? Next we'll have the Real Man Clone Saga... wait, theres already been an imposter... um...
I got next. Ill basically do the exact same thing.... but different!
You know Real Man, if you wanted to come and play with us, you just had to ask.
There might be room in our sandbox for you.
I would be honored to piss in your sand, not sure about playing in it though.
We do have that effect on people.... Making them wet their pants in fear of real competition.
I can't wait to face the new team "The Real Men" next season. That is unless Real Man is scared of all of us fake little boys.
Your egging me on just might work. I'm actually considering joining you other losers in this geekfest you call home. The Backyardigans have always spoken of how well most of you commit to not just oral, but anal too.
Got to give it to get it Real Boy.
I would like to join your league to be with those known as Josh the Commish. . . NFG Mike. . . Artifact. . . Archr5. . . Solobeck. . . . . . NOT!!!! I will never join! I will just post and make all of your lives more interesting!
Oh good, I was hoping we'd get to keep reading all of your incredibly interesting, and not in anyway annoying comments.
Hmmm. Again with the not jokes huh?? Hey Eric, join us or "Real Man" dies!! You cannot stand to the might of The FFL!!
You cannot kill an entity that is more than cosmic, more than titanesque, more than a God. "Real Man" is as infinity is to numbers. I will always be in existence, forever, even if you don't see or hear from me. I will be there, next to you and with you. More importantly, always ready to lay the smackdown, someway, somehow.
Oh dear Eric, killing "entities" that claim to be more than cosmic, more than titanesque, more than a God are our speciality.
You'd know this if you actually read our stories instead of arbitrarily criticizing them.
Either get in the ring or keep the mouth shut.
ZzzzZZZZZZZzzzZ "Real Man" was more exciting when he was talking about pissing in the sandbox, in which case be careful you don't any sand in your vagina.
Adam:
Speaking of vaginas, why don't you crawl back into the one closest to you right now-Ryan's or NFG Mike's.
Or your Wife's... but I'm not fond of that strong salmon scent.
More like a fine wine wafted with a fresh scent of tuna.
Doesnt matter, all the vaginas here are occupied. Pound sand lesser man.
I think I'm becoming a fan of Ultimate Real Man; may need to draft him after my team is decimated in the Universe Bowl. Heard URM is worth 95 pts.
You may have to like Ultimate Real Man, because Real Man is dead. We have killed him. We can use our powers to bring him back, only if he stops being a p#¥>%y and agrees to join the league. R.I.P. Real Man. I guess time ran out for the old co$+<<{<>er!!
Real Man- We never even got to know you well.
And it seems to me he lived his life, like a fart in the wind... Going away so quickly, but bothering everyone. We would have liked to known you, but you just sucked... You messed with The FFL... And now Real Man is f@#$>ed.
I couldn't believe that Elton John redid that song again, when I heard it yesterday.
Kingdom Come Superman breaks the most comments for a single post for the second time this season.
This guy is just unstoppable...unlike Real Man. Oh darn.
I have, in fact, confirmed the following news. It is with great sadness that I must announce the death of Real Man. May he rest in pieces. . .
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