Real Man's Rabblrousers vs. The Empire

Season 6: Week 7

The Present: Detroit 1928: Fox Theatre

Real Man's Rabblerousers are: Maria Hill, Agent Coulson w/Destroyer cannon, The Losers(Clay, Aisha, Jenson, Pooch, and Cougar), The Expendables(Barney Ross, Lee Xmas, Ying Yang, Gunnar Johnson, Toll Road, Hale Caesar, Tool).

The Empire is: The Walking Dead crew(Rick, Lori w/ Legion flight ring, Carl w/ flight ring, Shane w/ Darth Malik's lightsaber, Glenn, Maggie, Dale, Herschel, Andrea w/ Flight ring, Amy w/ Flight ring, Tyreese, Axel, Michonne w/purple lightsaber, Zombie pet #1+2, Darryl w/ throwing knives, T-Dog.

Maria Hill explains the situation. "We have intelligence that the group is travelling with 2 class 3 bioweapons. Our orders are to destroy the weapons, contain the infection, and eliminate any resistance. Everybody got it?" asks Hill. Agent Coulson, The Losers, and The Expendables all nod in unison. "Coulson, you're with me. The rest of you, do your thing." orders Hill. The groups go their separate ways.

The Losers enter the auditorium of the Fox Theatre. "Clay, why are we working for the government again? Haven't we learned our lesson yet?" asks Jenson. "I know guys, but if this infection spreads, it won't matter who we work for." answers Clay. Aisha agrees. "These are civilians. This shouldn't be too..." Aisha is cut off by a sniper shot through the brain from Andrea, who is in the balcony with her sister Amy. The Losers get to cover and return fire. "Andrea! I'm scared! Let's get out of here!" pleads Amy. "No! Stay put! AMY!!!" yells Andrea as Amy makes a break for it using her Legion Flight ring. She is cut down by a hail of bullets mid-flight. Andrea angrily fires again, splattering Cougar's brains everywhere. "That's about enough out of this bitch!" says Pooch as he tosses a grenade to the balcony. It explodes, raining Andrea's body parts everywhere. Dale and Herschel come out of hiding with their hands up. "There's no need to do this! Just tell us what you want and we can go from there." says Dale, ever the peacemaker. The Losers look at each other, then continue firing, killing the elder members of the Walking Dead crew. This allows Shane, Tyreese, Axel, and T-Dog to get the drop on The Losers. Jenson knifes T-Dog in the gut, but is killed himself by a hammer to the skull by Tyreese. Pooch is taken out by Shane's lightsaber, while Axel is shot by Clay. Shane and Tyreese double team Clay, and this portion of the battle is soon over. "Good thing those old kooks gave us a distraction." says Shane. "Man, that's cold." replies Tyreese.

In the dressing room area of the Theatre, Shield agents Maria Hill and Phil Coulson are still searching for the Empire. They kick open a door and are surprised to find Lori, Carl, Glenn and Maggie together, unarmed. "Ok, folks, hands up!" shouts Hill. "Just leave us alone!" cries Lori. "Sorry lady, we have our orders." replies Maria. "Let me go Mom!!! I'm not scared of them!!!" yells Carl as he struggles in the grip of his mother. "Carl, listen to your Mom..." suggests Maggie, holding Glenn tightly. Glenn looks at Coulson's Destroyer cannon. "Cool gun, man." says Glenn. "Um... Thanks, kid..." says Coulson, who seems more unnerved than usual. "Maria, do we HAVE to do this? They seem pretty harmless." reasons Coulson. Maria Hill weighs he options. Against her better judgement, she agrees with Coulson. "Just... Get out of here. NOW! Don't make me regret this..." orders Hill. Lori nods thankfully to Hill, as Glenn finds a tunnel to the sewers below the building and leads them to safety.

The Expendables are searching the backstage corridor area. "Stay frosty." says Barney Ross. He holds up his hand, stopping the group. Two zombies are shambling toward the action stars. Ross looks at Lee Xmas and Tool, who nod and move ahead. The men throw their knives at the zombies and hit them in the hearts. This barely slows the undead pair who continue walking. Xmas and Tool take another throw, and hit the zombies in the necks, again doing little damage. Two knives fly through the darkness, striking Xmas and Tool in their heads. "Gotta aim for the head, boys." taunts Darryl. "Thanks for the advice." says Ross as the Expendables open fire. The zombies' heads explode from the bullets, and Darryl is ventilated as well. "Now!" yells Rick. The Walking Dead crew reveal themselves, including Shane and Tyreese, finished with their encounter with The Losers. Michonne slices Gunnar open with her lightsaber. Ying Yang kills Michonne with a skull cracking kick, but is left open to a gutting from Shane's saber. Hale Caesar is felled by a hammer blow to the head from Tyreese, as Rick ends Toll Road with a chop from his trademark hatchet. Barney Ross stands alone for a moment before Maria Hill and Agent Coulson regroup with him. Agent Hill sees the corpses of the zombies. She looks at the remaining Walking Dead characters. "Are any of you infected?" she asks. Rick shakes his head no. "Then it's over. Go home." Hill orders. "F*ck you lady!!!" screams Shane, charging the trio. Agent Coulson's Destroyer cannon vaporizes Shane. "I'm not leaving without my wife and son." says Rick. "The lady with the kids? Don't worry, we let them go." reassures Coulson. Rick looks to Tyreese, then shakes his head. "I don't believe you." Rick says coldly. "Rick, wait..." pleads Tyreese. Rick quick draws his revolver and shoots the three dead, but not before their crossfire kills Rick and Tyreese as well. It is silent for some time before a voice is heard. "RIck?!? I got Lori and the others to safety. They're okay. I came back to take you to them... Oh no... RICK!!!" Glenn is frozen as he views the aftermath of the bloodbath. "Rick... When are you going to learn to trust people?" says Glenn sadly.

The Empire is triumphant(for now) as the Rabblerousers are all dead.
Empire:Lori, Carl, Glenn, and Maggie survive.

I walk back from the match. "SOOO close, Eric! I REALLY thought you were going to do it this match!" I say, looking around for Real Man. "Eric? Where did you go? Damn, he must have wandered off... I should've known better..." A burning sensation in my side heralds the arrival of Real Man. "FIRE NUFAGTU!!! NO CONFIDENCE!!!" he yells as he shanks me repeatedly with a flathead screwdriver, no doubt stolen from our stop at Home Depot. I drop to the ground in pain. "So, Eric *COUGH* you still refuse to change... I should have known... *COUGH*" I say, fading out of existance. Reality shudders and begins to crumble around Real Man.