Spoiler Sport: Week 9

Hello Everyone, Cotton McKnight here. Welcome to Spoiler Sport. Here on The Ocho! There was some crazy good FFL action this week at Arkham Asylum, so let's get to it.

We begin in The Lucas Conference, with The Clarke Division holding serve for the week. The Empire was game for a series of unique, non-lethal challenges against The Red Army, and The Slaves' Catwoman and Batgirl were too much for the expendable Rabblerousers.

In The Spielberg Division, The Shit-Kickers couldn't kick their way out of the Midgets' shit, thanks to Walter Day. Looks like the joke's on The Grindhouse, as The Horsemen's Joker and a couple of "sock puppets" get the job done. Or do they? The Grindhouse has an opportuinty for instant revenge because fate has slotted them against The Horseman as first round opponents!

In the Lee Conference, The Tolkien Division had a surprise or two for our loyal viewers. The Dope Fiends are single-handedly dismantled by TEAM's Justice Legion Alpha Batman, who was determined to honor his namesake on the holiday. The Nut-Busters finally get their first win against the Murderflies. Congratulations are in order for Aaron. Let's hope that both of these teams get the help that they desperately need.

Meanwhile, The Hebert Division had interesting twists itself. White Lantern Batman redeems himself for his past sins against his young partners, with The Kitties killing The Highness' buzz. The match featured a returning Ryatu, who also welcomed a new member to the FFL family, Warren Xavier! Congrats from everyone here at Spoiler Sport! Finally, FFL rookie C.M. Punk makes his official debut for The Kennelz, taking down a couple of Team SP's wily veterans on his quest to again become "best in the world."

Speaking of "best in the world", we now head to all star graveyard points reporter, Pepper Brooks. Pepper!

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Thanks Pepper. Your wisdom is appreciated as always. Coming up, we'll follow the contenders to round one of the Playoffs! We'll also bring you the first consolation round, featuring the first ever FFL Prom! Could these unlucky teams be lucky in love? Stay tuned to find out!

For The Ocho, I'm Cotton McKnight. Stay with us for Monkey Knife Fighting, live from The Philippines! Thank you, and good night.