Wednesday, June 12, 2013

Universe Bowl Status

Pursuant to the authority of "Ryan-time," I will be posting the Universe Bowl in approximately three months. . .
-Bryatu
Posted by at 7:16 AM

13 comments:

Artifact said...

Let me help:

"All the combatants go into a large building moments before an explosion goes off and the building crumbles to the ground. As the dust settles, some rubble begins to move and _________ emerges as the sole survivor."

Just fill in the blank with whoever you want to win.

-Z

June 12, 2013 at 10:02 AM
Ryan said...

Greatness requires time. It can not be rushed.

June 12, 2013 at 10:48 AM
NFG Mike said...

I'm with Ryan on this one. Quality trumps all.

June 12, 2013 at 7:48 PM
Ryan said...

Hey!!! I already called dibs on sucking up to the supremely handsome and charming Bryatu.

June 12, 2013 at 9:17 PM
NFG Mike said...

The kind soul of one Bryatu deserves any and all compliments he gets, and while I'm here, I should also say that I admire his massive intellect!

June 13, 2013 at 6:53 AM
Ryan said...

I personally admire his "other" massive attributes. If you get my drift. Know whati I'm saying?

His penis. I'm talking about his penis.

It's quite glorious.

June 13, 2013 at 9:44 AM
Solobeck said...

Edge to Ryan. . .

June 14, 2013 at 9:07 PM
NFG Mike said...

I'm sorry, but I'm not going to comment on another man's peen to get an advantage in Th Universe Bowl. Especially that of Bryatu's, whose magnificence is beyond one of my station. No, even the thought of a member so extraordinary tortures my very soul, for I know that I may never comment... NAY! Never even think of something so wonderous without lamenting my own sorry lot in this meager existence. It is my curse. So, no, I'm not talking about some dude's dick for brownie points.

June 15, 2013 at 1:05 AM
Ryan said...

Nice try.

June 15, 2013 at 7:07 AM
NFG Mike said...

Hey, at least I wore different colored lipstick so my man can rock a stylish rainbow... but I gotta admit, you pretty much sucked it dry. I always wondeeed why your nickname was "The Vacuum." It didn't make sense til now...

June 15, 2013 at 7:21 AM
Ryan said...

No man is ever the same....

June 15, 2013 at 12:15 PM
Artifact said...

I can attest to the above statement.

June 15, 2013 at 7:57 PM
Josh the Commish said...

Hmmm.... I guess you weren't kidding Bryatu?? ... Tick... tock...

June 30, 2013 at 8:51 AM

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